User:Garrett

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Garrett

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Drama is for TV, and Girls, it doesn't Belong here; Thank you.

I was originally introduced to this site by a friend who said it was funny, some of it is funny some not, but the Idea of this whole thing is really what got me, a parody site of Wackypedia. In a way I feel like Christopher Columbus I discovered something millions of people already knew about. Here I can post things that may be politicaly incorrect or not entirely fact checked without worrying about someone takinging it down becasue it conflicts with the sites "Core Values."
By the way, if you like really well made crap check out my youtube channel at www.youtube.com/allaroundfilms and you can also see the allaroundfilms website at www.allaroundfilms.com


edit My Contributions

Molar heat capacity,
Pachelbel's Canon,
American History,
Boston Legal,
Shatkins diet,
Global Panic
Hamburgular,
Video Editors,
iMovie,
Mac OS 10.5,
Macbook Air,
House wives,
The Fairly Odd Parents

edit Things that I like

  • PHP
  • Women
  • Money
  • Power
  • Palin 2012
  • VHS Tapes
  • Oranges
  • Open Source SoftWare
  • Cats
  • Dogs
  • Air
  • Clouds
  • Star Trek
  • Dilbert
  • Feminism

edit Things that I am not very fond of

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  • Feminists
  • Anime
  • BattleStar Galactica
  • Techies
  • Emos
  • Republicans
  • Democrats
  • Reality TV
  • Those sit coms where these rude fat men have these hot wives.
  • Lazy People
  • Fat girls that act like they're hot.
  • Uncyclopedia
  • Adobe Inc.
  • Text Messaging
  • People that call you a stalker when your really not.
  • Sports in general
  • Suburban gangsters
  • Drama
  • Cloud Computing
  • Arrogant Authority Figures
  • Crap that comes from hollywood
  • Moralfags
  • Elementary School
  • Middle School
  • High School
  • College
  • Work
  • Play
  • Life
  • Me

edit Things that I used to like, but then they ruined

  • The Simpsons
  • BattleStar Galactica
  • Women
  • Halo
  • Family Guy
  • iMovie
  • Campaign Finance Loopholes
  • TV
  • France
  • Star Wars
  • Free Market Capitalism
  • The Fairly Odd Parents
  • Tucson
  • Fun

edit Conclusion

Now folks just remember...
What good is life if you're not a danger to you're self and others?

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