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YES YOU, GREMLIN.
This user already hates you.
Please leave and don't come back.
Satire? Nobody gives a flying testicle about satire anymore. You're wasting your time. Nobody appreciates it. But hey, I'll humour you. I like satire. I'll have a crack at it, but don't expect it to be fantastic.
edit List of Articles
edit Normal Articles
- Super Smash Brothers Brawl (Original was deleted - IP edits.)
- Metal Sonic (Nominated for VFH - failed.)
- Heartless (VFD)
- Mugen (made this on a friend's request, the left it to die.)
- Glitch City
- Youtube Poop (suffered chronic IP edits and died. Duplicate existed, but was merged with the Youtube article.)
- Chair Wars
- The Tempest (Nominated for VFH - failed. That's the last time I listen to someone else's ideas and let them contribute.)
edit HowTo Articles
- HowTo:Fire your Lazer(What the frack, why do all these twats keep making duplicate articles.)
- HowTo:Misbehave in a Library (Quasi-featured. Good enough for me.)
- HowTo:Build a Computer (Nominated for VFH - failed)
- HowTo:Kill a Shedinja (stuck & needing a push.)
- HowTo:Hide your Identity (No idea what the hell I was thinking when I made this.)
edit UnNews Articles
- UnNews:Scientist finds Newspaper causes Cancer
- UnNews:Glasses are officially declared geeky
- UnNews:Scientists use Persil
- UnNews:Mobile Phones to be considered as weapons
- UnNews:Burma wants guns to combat Cyclone (Got put on the front page of UnNews once. Must be good then.)
edit UnBooks Articles
- UnBooks:The Day of Reckoning (abandoned due to lack of interest)
- UnBooks:Doctor Loo (in process of fixing and improving)
edit Why? Articles
edit UnScripts Articles
- UnScripts:All My Second Cousins Twice Removed ( Given up on it. Feel free to rape at one's pleasure.)
edit A Random Pile Of Template Shit That I Put In My Pocket And Forgot To Throw Away
|en-N||This user is a native speaker of English.|
|de-1||This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.|
|sa-2||This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm.|
|BK||THIS USER IS A BLACK KNIGHT!!|
| This user is a total UKer|
and knows how to queue.
edit Template Shit that I Originally Made Myself
| WARNING: THIS PAGE CONTAINS YOUTUBE POOP.|
Try not to upset Zelda by mentioning 'a whole month gone'.