This holiday season, give something truly memorable! We will name an Uncyclopedia page after anyone on your gift list. And we'll register your name on the Internet, which will make it official!
Just send your payment of four easy installments of $89.99 to the International Page Registry, care of Uncyclopedia, Wikia City, U.S.A. Beware of imitations; small, unmarked bills, please; some popular pages such as AAAAAAAA! are already taken.