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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
enl-P This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
ru-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.
il-X This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay enough to seduce native Igpay Atinlay speakers.
MW-N This user is a native speaker of MediaWiki.
tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan.
ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.
Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
Domokunyellownbackground This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again.
GAH. This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.
0 This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

0 This user has recorded 0 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

Brain This user's IQ is 0.

Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1 This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Love is a four letter word. Help!
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!

Now go away.


This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
Sign1 This user is a mutant.
Sign1 This user's mutant level is 4. Radioactivity detected!

Face-angel This user is an angel.

Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?


This user is reading your thoughts!

Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of GabenInABox.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Cs-box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[{{{1}}}]].

Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Userboxtradingcard.svg This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes he does.
Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
MO adorabl This user is adorable.

Potatohead aqua This user wants Tupac featured.

RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.


This user is a natural coruscating xylophone that likes to activate while mysterious laughable beach balls speak his adjective.
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Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Crystalball This user can see what you don't.
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Bushfire This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

Mr. McDude has approved this article to be a part of his master plan Mcdude-sig
Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
Lotus This user is a reincarnation of GabenInABox.
Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Cnorris WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
NVover9000 This user is Over 9000.
Bad ass simle face mini This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.
teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
3hearts This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
Warn A Brotha This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
sub subliminal!
Geek This user is a geek.
1337 This user is elite.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.
NO This user doesn't care.
Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos

LENT This user would give up uncyclopedia for Lent if they weren't a serial rapist.
Banana1sv6 BEWARE: This user is a random pervert
Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Chromelogo This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Virgindeguadalupe This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Exquisite-kfm home This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.

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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
451px-Wii Wiimotea This user is a Nintendo fanboy/girl.
PS3 This user bought a PS3 and now regrets it. Probably.
Antisensor This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Lostgame This user has lost the game!
Aha! This user is a Disciple of Ducreux.

This user is too pimpalicious for your Internet.

nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.
Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.

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