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“He's covered wars, you know?”
Unfortunately, Gabbaman was recently murdered, and has been forced to come back as a Zombie, but he loves his new freinds at Willamete mall, as he insists they are all very formidable and intelligent enemies for Frank West. He's covered wars, you know? He's a journalist just like I was, 'cept I covered Gang wars in Devon, rather than proper war. I've covered Gang war, you know?
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