While a pedo was travelling the sky with a hot air baloon, a ship stormed past him heading into space and his hot air baloon was destroyed! He decided to forget that part but 20 hoes later, he went into another hot air baloon but this time, a TV ship had put him down to the ground and he was left with a pixellated vision. Realising that the sky was a deathtrap, he made a TV service for the United Kingdom - to reward them for not helping him. That was how the UK discovered JPEG artifacts on video.
Today, Sky is host to many thousands of customers who enjoy paying almost nothing a month for Uwe Boll 24/7 in addition to many varieties of pr0n and communism. There is now a service for on demand pr0n that can be watched over and over again as this keeps viewers wanting to watch TV and ditch other habits, like being deafened by 8 year olds because they got killed.