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|Date of birth||circa 2000, probably even later|
|Date of death||Not soon enough Hopefully soon!|
|Reign||July, 2009 - present|
|Occupation||IRC troll, Soviet Communist, Rapist|
|Martial status||Gay, Pedophile|
|Our cruisers can't repel bad spelling and grammar of this magnitude!|
ODSTSuperSpartan attempted many times to gain administration on Halo Fanon and Uncyclopedia. Because of his many attempts and ultimate failure, a kindhearted gesture by a well-meaning user yielded that ODSTSuperSpartan would Op abuse if given such privileges - and thus lost any remaining chance he had of achieving his goal. After much difficult deciphering, it is confirmed that his reasons are:
- He claims to have tested the Halo 3 and Halo Reach Beta. At least, he claims to have done so.
- He claims to knows people in Bungie that will ban us from Halo Reach unless we give him admin. Apparently they can do so even though they don't know our gamertags.
- He claims his dad is rich and can send us lots of money if we make him admin.
- He claims he will keep coming back and bugging us unless we give him admin.
- He will sexually harass us until he becomes an admin.
- He claims to have a big "shooting" dick.
edit A conversation with ODSTSuperSpartan
edit IRC trolling career
|Jealously leads to hate, hate leads to anger, anger....leads to RAEGQUIT!!!1!1!11|
ODSTSuperSpartan first appeared on the IRC in July 2009, demanding to be made admin. After a long hiatus, he reappeared again in late November 2010, again with a demand to be granted administrator rights. Despite his terrible spelling and grammar, he was politely turned down, resulting in his rage-spamming and the mishaps that followed. He was banned from #halopedia shortly afterward, but it was just the beginning for #halo-fanon.
He has also attacked #uncyclopedia in order to become an admin and has attempted to fuck many users, including <insert name here>.
He has attempted to aplogise for his behaviour on multiple occasions but it was too late. He has many grudges against users who would have liked for him to move to the land of the trolls but he would rather circumvent bans and worship faggotry.
It is notable that ODSTSuperSpartan even went to #freenode to ask for admin rights, but was shortly k-lined for leaving many used condoms all over the place! The dustman called a national strike, which was settled with many recycled copies of godforsaken crap!
edit #uncyclopedia trolling
After realising that he will never get his dreams on the Halo Wiki, ODST moved to #uncyclopedia, only to be rejected yet again for being a derp.
[19:56] <GeorgieGibbons> Yes, Alt+F4 [19:56] <ODSTSuperSpartan> ok [19:56] <GeorgieGibbons> It makes you an admin [19:56] <ODSTSuperSpartan> GEORGE FUCK U CAUSE IT SAY IF I WANNA QUIT [19:56] <GeorgieGibbons> Click yes [19:56] <ODSTSuperSpartan> no [19:56] <GeorgieGibbons> Then you become admin [19:57] <ODSTSuperSpartan> cause it will make me leave [19:57] <GeorgieGibbons> Yes, leave normal user rights [19:57] <ODSTSuperSpartan> george [19:57] <ODSTSuperSpartan> i will click yes [19:57] <GeorgieGibbons> OK [19:57] <ODSTSuperSpartan> but if i am not admin i will fuck u [19:57] <GeorgieGibbons> cool [19:57] * ODSTSuperSpartan (538ee625@gateway/web/freenode/ip.18.104.22.168) Quit ( Quit: Page closed ) [19:57] <GeorgieGibbons> LOL
[18:40] <OSTDSuperSpartan> I WANNA FUCK EVERYONE I WANNA FUCK Sockadelic Olipro_ GG|AFK Codeine farmer Harm_ Trar Nachlader SmuffChiefjusticeDS Mitch AntiSpamMeta Pinky Black_Star joeblob Guest22330 vegadark felipe` xid SpitfireWP AlexZ_ ashley sleeptyper Dark_ApostropheBlackmore charitwo Nicmavr lstarnes Phencyclidine markey Suiseiseki wet rwgjuju2143 Xjs|moonshine Viridian LaughingKota FUCK U ALL FOR NOT MAKINGME ADMIN!!!! [18:42] <@Mitch> OSTD? Orbital Sexually Transmitted Disease? Bonner's had a close encounter with that kind
edit ODSTSuperSpartan's stupidity
[19:51] <ODSTSuperSpartan> goegre go fuck uself bich [19:51] <GeorgieGibbons> bich? What's a bich? [19:52] <ODSTSuperSpartan> SHIT THE FUCK UP GEORGE [19:52] <GeorgieGibbons> Shit the fuck up?
[19:47] <ODSTSuperSpartan> my penis is not small it very big [19:47] <Smuff> It inch long? [19:47] <ODSTSuperSpartan> i take many medicine so it be biger then b4 [19:47] <Smuff> wow that is big for a baby [19:47] <ODSTSuperSpartan> I AM NOT BABY [19:48] <ODSTSuperSpartan> FUCK U! [19:48] <GeorgieGibbons> More like a milliinch, even if that doesn't exist [19:48] <Smuff> probs [19:48] <ODSTSuperSpartan> shut the uck up george [19:48] <GeorgieGibbons> uck you [19:48] <Smuff> "uck"
[21:47] <ODSTSuperSpartan> i wanna fuck ur asshole as hard as my dick canand it can cause it is big! :D
[18:49] <ODSTSuperSpartan> i was beta tester 4 halo reach and halo 3
[20:12] <OTSDSuperSpartan> but i can help u by have fuck with u if u want :D [20:13] <OTSDSuperSpartan> cause i am odstsuperspartan and i dothat D [20:18] <OTSDSuperSpartan> my dick can shoot bullet too!! :D
[20:59] <OSTDSuperSpartan> i wanna rip u asshole open w/ my huge bullet shooting dick!
[19:51] <OLIPROSUCS> WASSUP BICH???? [19:51] <OLIPROSUCS> YES IT IS ME ODST BICHS!!! :D [19:52] <OLIPROSUCS> remove my ban so i can join again1 [19:52] <OLIPROSUCS> ! [19:53] <OLIPROSUCS> and i can spam u all 4 admin
edit Quotes from ODST
You have my sincerest apologies if you can't understand the quotes below. Very few of us can, really.
"I beta tester for reach, I want admin."
"Fuck you A32 you annoy go away."
"Make me admin I send you lots of money over internet."
"Shut up why you racist"
"My english prefrect I have english degree."
"I tell bungie and they ban you from halo 4 ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
"U jealous vladivostok is beatiful sity!"
"lenis was dick sucker fuck him and u STALIN 4 MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!"
"stalin was our king president he live 4 ever like god adn jesus wuld live 4 ever if he not killed fuck those romans and jews"
"ur a rwtarded bicth asshole"
"i take englsih, russian adn maths 4 degrees OMG fuck u in ur ASSHOEL"
"omg shut the fuck up u bicthi asshle fagt im leave u fucking annoy"
"hey can i b admin now? plz? MAKE ME 1 PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
"I WILL B ADMIN YES I WILL U JUST W8 ur rong dude"
"i will spam u guys if i hav 2"
"as of 2 day, if u dont make me admin in 24 ours, i commit war on u all"
"god bles the soviet union"
"UR A FUCKING RETARD U FUCKING ASSHEOL BICTH MUTHERFUCKR ASS, ALL OF U PPL R RETAERDS"
"if u dont make me admin, i tell police abo that page adn they arrest u 4 offense"
"brit english fucking suck adn englsh is fucking bullshit language russian much better"
"u all suckbicth"
"if i am not admin i will fuck u"
"bicth if udont delte that articel i will report u 2the police adn they will arrest u 4 offence"
"i wanna rip u asshole open w/ my huge bullet shooting dick!"
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