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Hello, I am G'orzak. Welcome to mah homepage. I recently got a new computer as a reward for passing all of my classes (if you keep peoples expectations low, there's no limit to what you can accomplish). It is very shiny, the screen is very wide, and it can run Spore Creature Creator and Roller Coaster Tycoon. So there. Because of my awesome monitor, all of your pages that you worked so hard on now look pathetically short to me. Ha.
G'orzak the Dubious And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart. Genesis 6:6 00:46, 9 August 2008 (UTC)