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  1. UnNews:Russian warships, bases in Mexico worry US officials
  2. UnNews:WTF happened to Flight 007?
  3. UnNews:Truth detector to weed out lies from online dating
  4. UnNews:Former convict nominated for Nobel War Prize
  5. UnNews:Abby Martin ‘non-notable’ Wikipedia ban boosts notability (with Anton)
  6. UnNews:Obama vows to rename Gitmo
  7. UnNews:Winner of rhino auction: My $350K will help save sex life
  8. UnNews:Biden admits they know everything you do in bed
  9. UnNews:Syria: peaceful protestors join government to battle terrorists
  10. UnNews:Lavrov suggests US join war on terror
  11. UnNews:Russia objects to Santa’s claim on North Pole <--FA
  12. UnNews:Amazon to deliver by raft (with Spike) <-Lead
  13. UnNews:New Unobtanium Core Rail to link Europe and America
  14. UnNews:Netanyahu refuses Iranian peace initiative
  15. UnNews:Putin stops Straight Pride parade In Moscow (with Anton)
  16. UnNews:Russians scheme over McCain’s response to Putin’s New York Times op-ed
  17. UnNews:Corporatists fume as World cheers Snowden asylum
  18. UnNews:Whistle-blower receives 7 years and 600 lashes for insulting US Intelligence
  19. UnNews:Black neighborhood watchdog kills white Chihuahua: The canine George Zimmerman reversal
  20. UnNews:Western media ignores Kenyan royal baby
  21. UnNews:NSA spends $6.3 million on Facebook likes?
  22. UnNews:Riots fizzle after Martin convicted of own murder
  23. UnNews:Is the Electronic Hooker (eHo) the future of sex?
  24. UnNews:Apple considers smaller, pricier, louder iPhoneMini
  25. UnNews:Aliens deny plan to enforce carbon tax
  26. UnNews:Syria: Dijon mustard gas used in France
  27. UnNews:John McCain in Syria named new face of global terror
  28. UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize <-FA
  29. UnNews:Afghanistan’s favorite sport: Head Polo
  30. UnNews:Korean cluster-fuck: Experts ponder unwanted pregnancy
  31. UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster's ex-wife
  32. UnNews:Bogus cubic zirconium found containing real diamond
  33. Glass Mike Tyson
  34. UnNews:Low-ranking Syrian terrorist defects from NATO
  35. UnNews:US Army vet treats al Qaeda pets
  36. UnNews:Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope <-FA March 12 2013 - Result: Cardinal Bergoglio is last man sitting.
  37. UnNews:Iranian news adds burqa to Michelle Obama's Oscars dress <-Lead
  38. UnNews:Vatican joins banned prayer lawsuit against Armstrong
  39. UnNews:Georgia hospital use Facebook to notify mom of son's birth
  40. UnNews:WW3 averted as superpowers parlay missile strike into "meteor" hoax (With Spike)
  41. UnNews:President Chelsea Clinton jubilant as Bashar al-Assad dies of old age
  42. UnNews:Gay Scouts delay decision on policy excluding boys
  43. UnNews:Facebook introduces ‘Nookie’ (With Spike)
  44. UnNews:Rebels decide not to target air base in Syria
  45. UnNews:New safe ammo dampens gun debate
  46. UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news <-FA
  47. UnNews:Princess of Wales defends toddler ‘allowance tax’
  48. UnNews:Elephant Pee Coffee is acquired taste
  49. UnNews:‘Make Me Gay’ app debate heats up
  50. UnNews:Saudis eye sand exports to Europe
  51. UnNews:Talking dog wins worlds biggest liar award
  52. UnNews:Iranian jets fire on unarmed U.S. drone - missing wildly
  53. UnNews:Ghost buster slimed by John Holmes poltergeist
  54. UnNews:Pre-election Highlights
  55. UnNews:Al-Qaeda bans law enforcement in secular Middle East
  56. UnNews:Idaho woman booked after ‘sleep shagging’
  57. UnNews:Nyaditski endures mosquitoes in third Amazon swim attempt
  58. UnNews:North Carolina honors wounded warriors with VIP parking
  59. UnNews:300-pound toddler too big to play football
  60. UnNews:Lucy Liu admits poisoning British bankster
  61. UnNews:Olympics undermine the doping spirit
  62. UnNews:AIDS virus chases Hillary Clinton from Malawi
  63. UnNews:Bird lovers plan same-sex “oral-day” at Chick-fil-A
  64. UnNews:Passenger finds harpoon in Air Canada sandwich
  65. UnNews:Photographer had bottoms up view of nuclear blast <-Lead
  66. UnNews:House passes Ron Paul's ‘Audit the Girl Scouts’ bill
  67. UnNews:21 drown trying to walk on water at Tony Robbins event <-Lead
  68. UnNews:Washington lauds valiant Syrian terrorists
  69. UnNews:Least important Syrian beggar calls for foreign candy
  70. UnNews:LSD users switch to Soma <-Lead
  71. UnNews:Obama chides Romney on dick size
  72. UnNews:Vampire Flu cover-up by DHS
  73. Nillion (Collab with Shabidoo and Sog) <-FA
  74. Soma <-FA
  75. UnNews:Basket case nations form bric alliance
  76. UnNews:US Attorney General refuses to prosecute self for contempt
  77. UnNews:President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism
  78. UnNews:Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all
  79. UnNews:Flirting app shuts down teen service to protect adults from child predators
  80. UnNews:Hasidic NYPD recruit says she was fired over beard length
  81. UnNews:Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million
  82. Bad Mike Tyson
  83. UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming <-FA
  84. UnNews:Falling sheep strike cars in Australia
  85. UnNews:The ambitious plan to build Star Trek's Enterprise
  86. UnNews:Auction of purported Gipper poop canceled
  87. UnNews:Bogus hooker sells sex in Mississippi
  88. UnNews:World to hold joint anti-terror war games in Syria
  89. UnNews:Martial arts pervert banned from Earth
  90. UnNews:12.4 million people hit by drought
  91. UnNews:Man flies across Rio de Janeiro using a catapult
  92. My Lai Massacre <-FA
  93. Bhagavad-gita <-FA
  94. India (Collab with PuppyOnTheRadio) <-FA
  95. The Yardbirds <-FA
  96. Womp Rat <-FA
  97. Amero <-FA
  98. UnNews:Norris admits he doesn’t know Jack
  99. UnNews:Obama blames high gas prices on Iran
  100. UnNews:Suspicious nuke discovered in French port
  101. UnNews:Marines told to disrobe before Panetta
  102. Uncyclopedian (Collab with Puppy and Aleister) <-FA
  103. UnNews:Cleopatra investigation pending toxicology results
  104. UnNews:KONY 2012 pacifists demand war to neutralize Lord of the Ants
  105. UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain <-Lead and FA
  106. UnNews:Tom Thumb discovered as Nepalese Yeti
  107. UnNews:WWIII postponed thanks to Russia and China
  108. UnNews:Preemptively attacked snake acquitted of manslaughter <-Lead
  109. UnNews:Police arrest suspect for PCP thought crime
  110. UnNews:Elitist media prepare public for ultimate true flag attack
  111. UnNews:Everest summit bomber startles Israeli climber <-Lead
  112. UnNews:Conspiracy Theory Conspiracies Ministry axes Alex Jones
  113. UnNews:Our newest political-lobbyist is a primitive sea sponge
  114. UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (with Aleister) <-FA
  115. UnNews:Why the Chinese are buying record quantities of Lead
  116. UnNews:US false flag warning level extreme <-Lead
  117. UnNews:Palestine dilemma: suicide or surfing
  118. UnNews:Sanctimonious taunted at South Carolina gay bar
  119. UnNews:Huntsman ends presidential bid, backs China’s Hu <-Lead
  120. UnNews:Titty-twisting celebrity arrested in Disney World
  121. UnNews:US denies raucous bomb attack on Iran unclear scientist
  122. UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable <-Lead and FA
  123. UnNews:Danish tot builds Lego Higgs boson
  124. UnNews:Exterminist teachings sully American Koran
  125. UnNews:Ebenezer swap: Israel names Palestinian prisoners
  126. UnNews:Paralyzed race car driver crashes, burns
  127. UnNews:US to nuke Iran over plot to swat Saudi mosquito
  128. UnNews:Earthscrapers hidden underground in preparation for “designer WWIII” <-Lead
  129. UnNews:Dirt, iron ore linked to mature death
  130. UnNews:Iranian faces execution for fibbing, not just usury
  131. UnNews:Kapoor: We can beat sex slavery by legalization <-Lead
  132. UnNews:Iran plans to send another ship off U.S. coast
  133. UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue <-Lead
  134. UnNews:Valet: Accused UBS bank trader sorry beyond recollection <-Lead
  135. UnNews:Amber reveals dinosaur clue <-Lead
  136. UnNews:Mutilated Admin serves as warning from UnNews <-Lead
  137. BNA
  138. UnNews:Libya conflict: Jannah border cannot be closed
  139. UnNews:Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show <-Lead
  140. UnNews:Qaddafi is new rebel leader, NATO flummoxed
  141. UnNews:Rick Perrier's prowess: bribes central to success <-Lead
  142. UnNews:Assad calls on Obama to step down
  143. John Belushi <-Collab with Madmax and Oliphaunte: FA
  144. UnNews:Larry Flynt offers Casey Anthony $5 million to pose dead
  145. UnNews:Non-criminal busts into California prison <-Lead
  146. UnNews:Mick Jagger sings in Sanskrit with reborn rockers
  147. UnNews:UK rebels recognized as humanitarian intervention looms
  148. UnNews:Uncyclopedia says it’s losing contributors <-Lead
  149. UnNews:Taliban boy wipes out Seal Team 6?
  150. UnNews:Only one in 12-persons in stylish Pajero crash tests positive <-Lead
  151. UnNews:Libyan rebels recognize Sarkozy, NATO envoy Younes killed
  152. UnNews:Air France orders beautiful-Caucasian-only cabin crew for Strauss-Kahn <-Lead
  153. UnNews:Knights Templar sue Libyan al Qaeda over ink pen nuke <-Lead
  154. UnNews:Man arrested for building nuclear bomb in his toilet <-Lead
  155. UnNews:Former Mexican president urges legalizing crime
  156. UnNews:Norway:Police ponder new Breivik charge of crimes against honkies
  157. UnNews:Germany lends Libyan rebels 144 million bullets <-Lead
  158. UnNews:Goldfish killed in Mexico after ransom not paid <-Lead
  159. UnNews:German man missing since 1945 is found working in Las Vegas <-Lead July 25, 2011
  160. UnNews:Final space shuttle crashes <-Lead July 22, 2011
  161. HowTo:Soma <-Feature July 11, 2010
  162. UnNews:Woman spends $10,000 on invisible deity
  163. UnNews:Al-Qaeda network hacked; group blames terrorists
  164. Unobtanium <-FA Aug 12, 2011 (Collab. with ShabiDoo)
  165. Bohemian Grove <-FA July 24, 2011 (Collab. with Mattsnow)
  166. UnNews:Obituary:Amy Winehouse enters rebirth
  167. UnNews:Taxpayer funded study examined penis sizes in black communities
  168. UnNews:Obama meets Lama, explains capitalism <-Lead July 20, 2011
  169. UnNews:Baby murderer freed after pardon
  170. UnNews:NATO pooped, broke; Gaddafi prevails
  171. UnNews:Whiter sugar from plastic
  172. UnNews:Brazilian plane lands after take-off <-Lead July 15, 2011
  173. UnNews:Uncyclopedia warns against flaming ‘Arse-hole’ virus
  174. UnNews:Live M2 Flamethrower found on JetBlue Boston-Newark flight <-Lead July 13, 2011
  175. UnNews:Lawyer for Casey Anthony worried about getting paid
  176. UnNews:Thousands of women accuse Strauss-Kahn in feeding frenzy <-Lead July 10, 2011
  177. UnNews:US court orders change to gay military ban
  178. UnNews:Moody's downgrades Portugal from junk to dog shit
  179. UnNews:Japan's reconstruction minister resigns, all reconstruction stops
  180. UnNews:Qaddafi Arrest Warrant:African Union tells ICC to ‘bugger off!’ <-Lead July 4, 2011
  181. Inbox <-FA (Collaboration)
  182. UnNews:Ex-IMF phallus Strauss-Kahn freed, maid arrested <-Lead July 2, 2011
  183. UnNews:Porn and kids:How young is too young?
  184. UnNews:Supreme Court strikes ban on violent children’s games <-Lead July 1, 2011
  185. UnNews:ICC:Gaddafi could face jaywalking citation <-Lead June 30, 2011
  186. UnNews:Bachmann: 'scare tactics' in debt ceiling scam
  187. UnNews:California rail route splits homes to protect dung beetles
  188. UnNews:Rwandese woman minister guilty of unlicensed genocide
  189. UnNews:12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice <-Lead June 25, 2011
  190. UnNews:Casino slot machine pays way too much
  191. UnNews:New York atheists angry over 'Hell' street sign
  192. UnNews:Cheney:Waive airline body-bag fees for returning mercenaries <-Lead June 24, 2011
  193. UnNews:'Smart Only' debating site sparks outrage by dumping 30 deemed too stupid
  194. UnNews:Angel Jolie visits condemned sinners in Hell
  195. UnNews:Strauss-Kahn claimed to have prophylactic immunity
  196. UnNews:CIA appoints Zawahiri as new token-enemy leader
  197. UnNews:Polish study shows 9 out of 10 males are lesbian
  198. UnNews:CIA adopts ‘pass god & praise the ammo’ policy in Yemen <-Lead June 15, 2011
  199. UnNews:Polish astronaut on mission to prove Bin Laden not dead
  200. UnNews:France faces fines over hamster sexploitation <-Lead June 11, 2011
  201. UnNews:Rangers recount Audie Murphy Medal recipient's moronic act
  202. UnNews:NATO mulls nuking Gaddafi compound
  203. UnNews:Talks focus on spoils of post-Gaddafi Libya
  204. UnNews:Cuban court convicts 6 of honesty
  205. UnNews:Palin: I didn't mean to step on Romney's "thingy" <-Lead June 7-10, 2011
  206. UnNews:Chinese teenager sells penis for iPad
  207. UnNews:U.S. gives foreign aid to countries holding billions in treasury securities
  208. UnNews:Dealers win global war on drugs
  209. UnNews:Blast rocks northern Nigerian city <-Lead June 1, 2011
  210. UnNews:3075 bodies recovered from Polish airlines crash
  211. UnNews:Fifa denies bladder in crisis
  212. UnNews:Scientists take wild guess at nature of Mars
  213. UnNews:Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg eats only what he picks
  214. UnNews:Scores missing after US tornado
  215. UnNews:Seal Team 6 jokes all the rage on Twitter
  216. UnNews:Mississippi governor urges caution as river crests
  217. UnNews:IMF Chief alleges sodomy and extortion by hotel maid
  218. UnNews:Rapture conman hung from jackass tree by disgruntled fucktards
  219. UnNews:Dicks deem dick a dick
  220. UnNews:Pakistan President asks: 'bin who?'
  221. UnNews:Pope John Paul II wins 'Monsignor Universe' beauty contest
  222. UnNews:Prince William and Kate Middleton leave Buckingham Palace in Prince Charles's Morris Mini Cooper S
  223. UnNews:Trump forces Obama to show Earth certificate <-Lead April 28, 2011
  224. Jeff Beck <-FA April 27, 2011
  225. UnNews:McCain held in Libya on visa violation
  226. UnNews:Tampa Bay wide receiver catches Florida toddler
  227. UnNews:Flying robot assassins deployed in Libya
  228. UnNews:Brick, New Jersey SWAT team bored to death
  229. UnNews:Alcatraz reopened for Bradley Manning
  230. UnNews:Michigan teacher arrested for weapons possession
  231. UnNews:Obama Ponzi scheme speech reveals short-term plan
  232. UnNews:Iran accused of ‘foreign meddling’ copyright infringement <-Lead April 16, 2011
  233. UnNews:Mexico discovered in mass graves
  234. UnNews:Scientists speak out on ‘gay caveman’ <-Lead April 13, 2011
  235. UnNews:Scientist finds super-bug in New Delhi water
  236. UnNews:Emergency grips India as god hangs on life support <-Lead April 7, 2011
  237. UnNews:Florida pastor starts WWIII (Collab. with Spike)
  238. UnNews:Rebels have already established new Central Bank of Libya
  239. UnNews:US hands Libyan sky to NATO, takes over on ground
  240. UnNews:Abercrombie criticized for selling push-up briefs to little boys <-Lead March 27-28, 2011
  241. Psychedelic Music <-FA April 14, 2011 (Collab. with Sog)
  242. UnNews:KIA soldier to receive full-body transplant <-Lead March 30, 2011 (Collab. with Spike)
  243. UnNews:France recognizes American rebels
  244. UnNews:Florida judge defends decision to apply Islamic law on Muslims
  245. UnNews:Glenn Beck credits God with earthquake-tsunami <-Lead March 18, 2011
  246. UnNews:Psychedelic icon takes final trip
  247. UnNews:Earthquake weapon test takes heat off Libya (Collaboration with Aleister)
  248. UnNews:Bradley Manning mulls plea-bargain
  249. UnNews:Charlie Sheen swings from rooftop, yells ‘tally-ho!’
  250. UnNews:Britney Spears raves about Jason Trawick’s manhood
  251. UnNews:Pope lauds Rabbi's insistence Catholics did not kill reason
  252. UnNews:Euthanized puppy resurrects, pissed off
  253. UnNews:“Beam me up, Scotty” is possible with lasers, say scientists (Collaboration with Spike)
  254. UnNews:Samuel Jackson rips Oscars on diversity
  255. UnNews:Qaddafi: al-Qaeda should apologize 'while licking my feet'
  256. UnNews:Refugee crisis on Wisconsin's west border
  257. IMF calls for dollar alternative as oil spikes (Gnome-speakernotes listen) (Collaboration with Spike)
  258. UnNews:Peruvians placed at risk at soccer match <-Lead Feb 20, 2011 (Collaboration with Spike)
  259. UnNews:Pirates hijack USS Enterprise
  260. UnNews:Russian Roulette: Computer beats human rivals
  261. UnNews:Clinton picks new U.S. envoy to Afghanistan, Pakistan <-Lead Feb 15, 2011
  262. UnNews:Lawyers question legality of asteroid impact
  263. UnNews:Obama creates superstate with US-World merger
  264. UnNews:Illinois driver accused of hit-and-run with tree
  265. UnNews:Saudis warn Uncyclopedia not to parody Mubarak <-Lead Feb 10, 2011
  266. UnNews:Lindsay Lohan charged with dildo theft <-Lead Feb 9, 2011
  267. UnNews:Weird Al Yankovic flubs National Anthem
  268. UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
  269. UnNews:Pakistan urged to free boy arrested for blasphemy
  270. UnNews:Mubarak steps up pressure on Egyptian fans
  271. UnNews:Mummies vandalize Cairo museum
  272. UnNews:Wanted at Uncyclopedia: Women <-Lead Jan 29, 2011
  273. UnNews:Uganda gay rights activist David Kato canonized
  274. UnNews:Media consensus: good news is bad news
  275. UnNews:Mississippi resident 'couldn't care less!' <-Lead Jan 22, 2011
  276. UnNews:Illuminati celebrates Facebook success in NWO plan <-Lead Jan 18, 2011
  277. UnNews:China's secret fleet of stealth fighters
  278. UnNews:Tourists in North Korea face new anthem tax (Collaboration with Spike)
  279. UnNews:1,000 birds in mass suicide over Arkansas <-Lead Jan 4, 2011
  280. UnNews:Water causes evacuation of Napalm theme park
  281. UnNews:Cartoon plotter charged in Denmark <-Lead Dec 31, 2010
  282. UnNews:Waterquakes shake South Pacific Ocean
  283. UnNews:Current emissions risk devastating odor rise
  284. UnNews:North Korea to honor invincible Kim Jong Il with 21-nuke salute <-Lead Dec 25, 2010
  285. UnNews:Russia puts off signing START treaty to 2077
  286. UnNews:Atheist North Korea ready for ‘sacred war' with South
  287. UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse <-FA
  288. UnNews:Officials warn of holiday attacks; no one cares (Collaboration with Spike)
  289. UnNews:Custer’s last flag bombs on eBay
  290. UnNews:Britain to burn U.S. pastor for Koran plan
  291. UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon <-FA Dec. 16, 2010
  292. UnNews:WikiLeaks hacktivists bring Earth to standstill
  293. UnNews:Israel denies involvement in shark attacks
  294. UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon <-FA
  295. UnNews:Charles Manson caught with electric toothbrush in prison <-Lead Dec 6, 2010
  296. United States of Earth <-FA Nov 15, 2010 (Collaboration with Sog)
  297. Lord Christopher Monckton <-FA October 22, 2010
  298. Alfred E. Neuman <-FA October 21, 2010
  299. Jack Dempsey <-FA October 6, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister)
  300. Punji Stick <-FA Nov. 19, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister and Romartus)
  301. Mike Tyson <-FA March. 15, 2011 (Collaboration with Aleister)
  302. Tony Jaa <-FA Nov. 20, 2010 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
  303. Joe Pesci <-Quasi FA Dec. 15, 2010 / FA March 14, 2011 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
  304. HowTo:Be absurdly funny and not just a content freak <-Feature May 1, 2010
  305. UnNews:5 rare pink elephants found dead in Indonesia
  306. UnNews:Somali teen busted in Christmas tree plot
  307. UnNews:Wealthy buffoons say: ‘tax us’, poor say, ‘hell, yeah!’
  308. UnNews:Newsweek depiction of Obama as void upsets some Hindus
  309. UnNews:Pakistan leader soon to view death sentence
  310. UnNews:Vatican to issue abuse guidelines
  311. UnNews:Scientists create and capture Antichrist <-Lead Nov. 18, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  312. UnNews:Iran’s crackdown on women (Collaboration with Sog)
  313. UnNews:Burmese democracy leader released from house into yard
  314. UnNews:Invasive airport screening stirs backlash among passengers
  315. UnNews:Ohio teacher expelled for sleeping in class <-Lead Nov. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  316. UnNews:Iran mum on US mystery missile <-Lead Nov. 10, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  317. UnNews:What makes for a Facebook friend?
  318. UnNews:Saudi "ink-pen nuke" blows up (Collaboration with Spike)
  319. UnNews:Pam Anderson's Playboy donation decried by Muslims
  320. UnNews:Hurricane Shary misses Bermuda, deemed laughing stock <-Lead Oct. 30, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  321. UnNews:Obama warns of apocalypse if Republicans win (Collaboration with Spike)
  322. UnNews:Mom killed after interrupting baby's Facebook time
  323. UnNews:Seventeen US nukes get away <-Lead Oct. 27, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  324. UnNews:Karzai admits receiving 'lorries of dollars' from Iran too
  325. UnNews:Surgeon cut off penis by mistake at Bury hospital
  326. Lunar Launch <-Playwrite of the Month Oct. 2010, FA May 28, 2011 (Collaboration with Socky)
  327. States of the USE
  328. UnNews:San Francisco newspaper publishes 'straight list,' calls for boycott of Uganda
  329. UnNews:Osama bin Laden living in Karachi Hilton? <-Lead Oct. 19, 2010
  330. UnNews:Richards: Mick Jagger was ‘sententious’ <-Lead Oct. 17, 2010
  331. UnNews:Rapper ‘talks’ man down from hotel roof
  332. UnNews:Mount Everest gets Internet thumbs down
  333. UnNews:Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in woods <-Lead Oct. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  334. UnNews:New York GOP gubernatorial candidate condemns gays
  335. UnNews:Two gay boys target street gang in lascivious attack
  336. UnNews:French Islam ban passes last legal hurdle
  337. UnNews:Meat made O'Donnell avoid being Hare Krishna
  338. UnNews:Purple lucky rabbit’s feet to bring 'great events,' Chinese fortune-teller predicts
  339. UnNews:US Herpes tests in Guatemala 'crime against Guatemala'
  340. HowTo:Tell another bar joke <-Feature October 9, 2010
  341. UnNews:Woman turns in former husband for 1993 slaying
  342. UnNews:Mexican mayor stoned to death in drug overdose
  343. UnNews:Pentagon destroys copies of officer's exposé
  344. UnNews:Photographs expose athletes' village shambles in Delhi <-Lead Sept 23, 2010
  345. UnNews:Debate continues on 'Frankenstein' salmon
  346. UnNews:Mexico paper seeks cartel advice on police scourge
  347. UnNews:Urgent call on UN to stop 'alien invasion' <-Lead Sept. 19, 2010
  348. UnNews:Castro calls Sarkozy a 'coño’, questions control by wife
  349. Tantra <-FA (Collaboration with Aleister)
  350. General William Westmoreland <-FA (Collaboration with Sog)
  351. UnBooks:Keith Richards <-FA (Collaboration with Romartus)
  352. UnNews:Taliban drone attack kills eight NATO troops
  353. HowTo:Pimp a ho <-Feature Sept. 18, 2010
  354. UnNews:World holds-breath for unveiling of NKorean heir
  355. UnNews:Florida Pastor extorts 'ground zero' imam
  356. UnNews:God vs. godly?
  357. UnNews:Lifer gets 6 months for assaulting guard
  358. UnNews:NASA to send manned probe into Sun at night
  359. UnNews:Avatar director vows to aid Na'vi tribe
  360. UnNews:Berlin vegetarian restaurant revealed as hoax by cannibals
  361. UnNews:Cali Cartel develops robotic 'mule' to smuggle drugs
  362. UnNews:Iran threatens to strike Israel nuke site <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
  363. UnNews:60-books-a-month toddler kicks reading habit <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
  364. UnNews:Stephen Hawking created Universe?
  365. UnNews:Afghanistan: Why are the Taliban winning? <-Lead Sept 2, 2010
  366. UnNews:Tony Blair book describes Gordon Brown as 'laborious'
  367. UnNews:Cannabis may relieve chronic sobriety
  368. UnNews:Himalayan glaciers melting deadline 'a stupid mistake' <-Lead Aug 31, 2010
  369. UnNews:Rabbi calls for 'laughing fit' on Mahmoud Abbas
  370. UnNews:Paris Hilton caught with Francium
  371. UnNews:Religious activists complain over nudity in porn films
  372. UnNews:Kim Jong II visits China – so friggin' what? <-Lead Aug 27, 2010
  373. UnNews:Death ‘ray gun’ to be tested in Los Angeles jail
  374. UnNews:Thailand defends ‘Lord of War’ court decision
  375. UnNews:AP: It's 'Ground Zero Mosque,' people
  376. UnNews:Saudi Arabia urged not to lobotomize man as retribution punishment
  377. UnNews:1 in 5 Americans thinks Obama is Christian? <-Lead Aug 20, 2010
  378. UnNews:Seven Dwarfs accused of £4,369,083 iTunes scam
  379. UnNews:Facebook introduces stalking feature <-Lead Aug 19, 2010
  380. PNG quake tourism booming
  381. UnBooks:Jeff Beck Illustrated
  382. UnNews:Zsa Zsa Gabor calls in priest for final exorcism <-Lead August 17, 2010
  383. UnNews:Obama favors Ground Zero mosque
  384. UnNews:Big Ben dwarfed by Big Bin <-Lead August 11-12, 2010
  385. UnNews:US dollar to go on paper-standard? <-Lead August 10, 2010
  386. UnNews:Abandon Earth - Stephen Hawking warns
  387. UnNews:Greenland breaks off ice, drifts south
  388. UnNews:Has Tiger Woods lost his mojo?
  389. Padmé <-FA July 10, 2011
  390. UnNews:Saudis announce Blackberry ban
  391. UnNews:Mullen outlines U.S. Iran attack plans <-Lead August 2, 2010
  392. UnNews:Germany mourns Love Festival victims, while Hate Festival boasts no injuries
  393. UnNews:Mars site may hold 'buried life' <-Lead July 30, 2010
  394. Fatima asks UnWikiAnswers
  395. HowTo:Payola <-Feature August 15, 2010
  396. UnNews:Putin sings with Expelled Agents <-Lead July 26, 2010
  397. UnNews:Sinkhole swallows flooded Milwaukee
  398. UnNews:India unveils prototype of $3 iPad <-Lead July 24, 2010
  399. UnNews:Al Qaeda audio says post-dated victory assured
  400. UnNews:CIA lifts lid on alleged UnCycloLeaks <-Lead July 23, 2010
  401. HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds <-Feature July 24, 2010
  402. UnNews:Paris Hilton is French Connection?
  403. UnNews:Giant sinkhole in Orion swallows cosmos
  404. UnNews:Vatican unveils new rule to stop abuse: just say no!
  405. UnNews:Libyan AIDS ship averted by Israel
  406. UnNews:Vanished Iranian scientist reappears in Washington
  407. UnNews:Swiss free Polanski after US refuse to extradite rapist <-Lead July 13, 2010
  408. HowTo:Fear Blue-ringed octopus <-Feature July 17, 2010
  409. UnNews:Looning 'can slow ageing process'
  410. UnNews:Soccer fans shun art for hookers
  411. UnNews:'Star Wars' creator sues lightsaber manufacturer in China
  412. UnNews:Secret Soma formula revealed by Leary estate
  413. UnNews:Thailand extends emergency law for 30 years
  414. UnNews:Obama: One more year in Afghanistan, then bust
  415. UnNews:Moby Dick fossil found in Peruvian desert
  416. UnNews:Google implements gays-only employment policy
  417. UnNews:There will be war in Iran?
  418. UnNews:Taliban offensive drives NATO, U.S. attorney general to Tora Bora <-Lead June 30, 2010
  419. UnNews:Death guilty of manslaughter in Australia
  420. UnNews:Michael Jackson's father files wrongful death
  421. UnNews:Biden calls brothel mistress a 'smartass' after prostitution comment <-Lead June 28, 2010
  422. UnNews:'Overwhelming high' leads to world-record drug bust
  423. UnNews:Michael Jackson: one year later <-Lead June 26, 2010
  424. UnNews:Triple X domain wins approval
  425. UnNews:Unstable man arrested with weapons near K-2 summit
  426. UnNews:Gillard is Australia's first shemale PM
  427. UnNews:Lil' Wayne arrested on drug charge – statement goes platinum
  428. UnNews:77 million 'poisoned' in Bangladesh <-Lead June 21, 2010
  429. UnNews:Red Shirts blast Thai PM for trying to make good image <-Lead June 20, 2010
  430. UnNews:Egyptian minister: Obama told me he is a Muhammadan <-Lead June 19, 2010
  431. UnNews:Convicted killer Ronnie Gardner executed with bazooka
  432. UnNews:Mom: R.I. school bans 8-year-old son's patriotic hat with army figures
  433. UnNews:BP admits drilling breached Hades, hell to pay
  434. UnNews:Sperm whale poop fights climate change
  435. UnNews:Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar
  436. UnNews:U.S. discovers $1 googol in Afghan gold <-Lead June 14, 2010
  437. UnNews:Military spectacle mocks Queen Elizabeth's birthday <-Lead June 12, 2010
  438. HowTo:Appreciate Womp Rats <-Feature June 27, 2010
  439. Post Apocalypse <-FA July 17, 2010
  440. HowTo:Be Uncyclopedia Beach Local <-Feature June 19, 2010
  441. UnNews:Taliban executes spy-baby, 2, for spying
  442. UnNews:Child photographed smoking huge joint at Phillies game
  443. UnNews:Iran's Ahmadinejad slams devil
  444. UnNews:Gulf spill 7th sign of Hopi prophecy?
  445. UnNews:Student sentenced for filming porn with school teacher <-Lead June 7, 2010
  446. UnNews:Mexican drug cartel reportedly plotted to blow up Texas <-Lead June 6, 2010
  447. UnNews:Israeli ‘Nerf war’ causes international outcry <-Lead June 5, 2010
  448. UnNews:Thailand entices tourists back after mayhem <-Lead June 3, 2010
  449. UnNews:Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo <-Lead June 3, 2010
  450. UnNews:Gulf oil spill scientists warn of Black Lagoon
  451. UnNews:Famous Mexican prison warden abducted, remembered
  452. UnNews:Kindergarten knife attackers executed in China
  453. HowTo:Start a computer
  454. UnNews:Philippe Cousteau discovers horrors of under water oil spill
  455. UnNews:Charles Manson denied parole for 382nd time, gives interview
  456. UnNews:Camel Porn smut film too raunchy for Mecca <-Lead May 26, 2010
  457. HowTo:Disperse an angry mob of protesters <-Feature May 29, 2010
  458. UnNews:Mutant species discovered amid warnings of Godzilla threat <-Lead May 23, 2010
  459. UnNews:Thailand shows weapons confiscated from unarmed protesters
  460. UnNews:BP concedes Gulf oil spill raised sea level 12 feet
  461. UnNews:Facebook blocks Pakistan over 'satirical content'
  462. UnNews:Malawi poofs jailed for being poofs
  463. UnNews:Iran to resume enrichment
  464. UnNews:Two different ‘If I Did It’ books released same day
  465. UnNews:Mercenaries release Somali pirates after ransom returned
  466. UnNews:Playboy to publish inflatable centerfold <-Lead May 12, 2010
  467. UnNews:D.C. Council approves party weed
  468. UnNews:Drone Wars: “If it breathes, kill it!” <-Lead May 9, 2010
  469. UnNews:World leaders rush to contain Greek contagion
  470. UnNews:Massive strike paralyzes Greece <-Lead May 5, 2010
  471. UnNews:U.S. reveals it has lost count of nuclear warheads, introduces “Continental Bomb” <-Lead May 4, 2010
  472. HowTo:Beat jet lag <-Feature May 22, 2010, FA Oct. 4, 2010
  474. Uncyclopedia Beach Local
  475. Mecca Vice <-FA May 3, 2010
  476. Mutaween <-FA Jan 16, 2013
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  478. HHhaarrraannggmMM
  479. Kablam
  480. Don Martin <-FA May 13, 2011
  481. Laird Hamilton <-FA Sept 11, 2010
  482. December 21, 2012 <-FA May 31, 2011 (Collaboration with MrN)
  483. Jack Bauer
  484. Kryptonite <-FA June 25, 2011
  485. Local
  486. Guru Maharaj Ji <-FA May 27, 2011
  487. G-Rex <-FA June 18, 2011 (Collaboration with Sog)
  488. Blue-ringed octopus <-FA May 10, 2011
  489. Mai lai
  490. My Lie
  491. Voidism <-FA May 27, 2010
  492. iBauer <-FA Aug 15, 2012
  493. Ancient Uncyclopedia <-FA March 6 2013
  494. 2012 <-FA May 31, 2011 (Collaboration with MrN)
  495. December 22, 2012
  496. Dead Dicks <-FA March 7, 2012
  497. Baby Boomers <-FA (Collab with MrN9000)
  498. Flying Purple People Eater
  499. The Big Crunch <-FA Aug, 11, 2011
  500. HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds
  501. The Misunderstood <-FA June 12, 2013
  502. Roberto Duran <-FA Jan 2, 2011 (Collaboration with Sog)
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  504. UnNews:American owners to sell Liverpool
  505. UnNews:Astronauts cry as Obama cans NASA flimflam
  506. UnNews:Vatican forgiven by Beatles
  507. UnNews:Poland shocked as president’s coffin arrives in New Zealand
  508. UnNews:Astro-plumbers replace septic tank on space station
  509. UnNews:Twins conjoined in 14-hour op
  510. UnNews:Free Colombian ‘devil's nipple’ costs users
  511. UnNews:Tiger didn't rape anybody
  512. UnNews:Queen dissolves lump of sugar as PM calls for election
  513. UnNews:Miami Vice inspired ‘Mecca Vice’ steals Saudi TV top spot
  514. UnNews:Court opens in British teen's murder in India
  515. UnNews:Senegal unveils colossal gold statue amid outcry
  516. UnNews:Ancient Uncyclopedia discovered in India
  517. UnNews:Erykah Badu faces death for nude walk in Mecca
  518. UnNews:Apple unveils millions of apps for iApp device
  519. UnNews:Condemned sorcerer pleads for Saudi mercy
  520. UnNews:Sacrificial-virgin-in-volcano ritual decried in India
  521. UnNews:Shake Worm is a tattletale for impending quakes
  522. UnNews:Fuk-tart militia accused in plot to kill Satan
  523. UnNews:“Pineapple” Noriega's great-grandson pleads drugs, cash
  524. UnNews:Rocket-boat to circle globe in 80 minutes
  525. UnNews:Predatory choirboys abuse priest
  526. UnNews:Pentagon to gays: “come and get it!”
  527. UnNews:Fort Knox robbed, nothing to steal
  528. UnNews:Sumatran tiger saves man
  529. UnNews:Obama arrives in Afghanistan, braves RPG, sniper fire (LIVE)
  530. UnNews:Kundra calls for Uncyclopedia of political tomfoolery
  531. UnNews:Volcano erupts under Icelandic igloo
  532. UnNews:Ahmadinejad visits Auschwitz, denies hell cost
  533. UnNews:Mambo Zulu again tops Forbes poor list
  534. UnNews:Mamboo Zulu tops Forbes list of world’s poorest people
  535. UnNews:Rigged Oscars defused by ex-wife
  536. UnNews:India unveils giant air freshener to scrub atmosphere
  537. UnNews:Niagara Falls loses job
  538. UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize
  539. UnNews:Ebola suicide sneezer arrested in West Bank
  540. UnNews:Old Faithful quits
  541. UnNews:Eminem edges out 50 Cent as Forbes richest
  542. UnNews:Singapore refuses visa to Dalai Lama's nephew
  543. UnNews:Hobo receives $90 million tax refund
  544. UnNews:Blanks: cheap alternative or ulterior motive
  545. UnNews:Vietnam copies Veterans Memorial with 300-kilometer wall
  546. UnNews:Reporter permitted one corny story
  547. UnNews:Suicidal surfer sues sea
  548. UnNews:Atheists decry SOS
  549. UnNews:Death sues life
  550. UnNews:Mike Tyson KO’ed by midriff bulge
  551. UnNews:Suicide bomber commits suicide
  552. UnNews:Lord Monckton denies denying denial
  553. UnNews:Soma claims actor Corey Haim
  554. Iran demands heavier sanctions
  555. UnNews:Jack Bauer arrests screenwriters
  556. UnNews:NATO forces seize 38 tons of BB gun ammo
  557. UnNews:Sock puppet sues Uncyclopedia cites failure
  558. UnNews:FED Sues Uncyclopedia, Demands NWO Evidence Removed
  559. UnNews:Afghanistan: Large Blast Rocks Naught?
  560. UnNews: Military Consensus: No News is Good News
  561. UnNews:'Zombies' have free speech rights too, US court rules
  562. UnNews: Massive Earthquake, Giant Sink Hole Swallows Chile
  563. UnNews:The Kick of Assassination
  564. UnNews:Yardbirds regroup with reborn singer
  565. UnNews:Afghanistan: NATO Air Strike Kills 190,000 Civilians
  566. UnNews:Psychopath Sues Self, Loses
  567. UnNews:Sun, 2.5 Billion Plaintiffs, Sue Gore
  568. UnNews:Person Determines Own Importance
  569. UnNews:UnRock Awarded Most unFamous Band on Earth
  570. UnNews:New York Evicted from Ground 0
  571. UnNews:Belligerent Bird Taser Hits its Target
  572. UnNews:Lord Monckton Exposes Global Warming


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