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Writer of the month Writer of the Month October 2010BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2012Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner April 2010Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner June 2010Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner September 2010Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner June 2011Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner September 2011

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Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ

And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template.

Winner in October, 2010



Articles, HowTo, UnBooks, UnScripts and UnNews: 561

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  1. UnNews:Amazon to deliver by raft (with Spike) <-Lead
  2. UnNews:New Unobtanium Core Rail to link Europe and America
  3. UnNews:Netanyahu refuses Iranian peace initiative
  4. UnNews:Putin stops Straight Pride parade In Moscow (with Anton)
  5. UnNews:Russians scheme over McCain’s response to Putin’s New York Times op-ed
  6. UnNews:Corporatists fume as World cheers Snowden asylum
  7. UnNews:Whistle-blower receives 7 years and 600 lashes for insulting US Intelligence
  8. UnNews:Black neighborhood watchdog kills white Chihuahua: The canine George Zimmerman reversal
  9. UnNews:Western media ignores Kenyan royal baby
  10. UnNews:NSA spends $6.3 million on Facebook likes?
  11. UnNews:Riots fizzle after Martin convicted of own murder
  12. UnNews:Is the Electronic Hooker (eHo) the future of sex?
  13. UnNews:Apple considers smaller, pricier, louder iPhoneMini
  14. UnNews:Aliens deny plan to enforce carbon tax
  15. UnNews:Syria: Dijon mustard gas used in France
  16. UnNews:John McCain in Syria named new face of global terror
  17. UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize <-FA
  18. UnNews:Afghanistan’s favorite sport: Head Polo
  19. UnNews:Korean cluster-fuck: Experts ponder unwanted pregnancy
  20. UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster's ex-wife
  21. UnNews:Bogus cubic zirconium found containing real diamond
  22. Glass Mike Tyson
  23. UnNews:Low-ranking Syrian terrorist defects from NATO
  24. UnNews:US Army vet treats al Qaeda pets
  25. UnNews:Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope <-FA March 12 2013 - Result: Cardinal Bergoglio is last man sitting.
  26. UnNews:Iranian news adds burqa to Michelle Obama's Oscars dress <-Lead
  27. UnNews:Vatican joins banned prayer lawsuit against Armstrong
  28. UnNews:Georgia hospital use Facebook to notify mom of son's birth
  29. UnNews:WW3 averted as superpowers parlay missile strike into "meteor" hoax (With Spike)
  30. UnNews:President Chelsea Clinton jubilant as Bashar al-Assad dies of old age
  31. UnNews:Gay Scouts delay decision on policy excluding boys
  32. UnNews:Facebook introduces ‘Nookie’ (With Spike)
  33. UnNews:Rebels decide not to target air base in Syria
  34. UnNews:New safe ammo dampens gun debate
  35. UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news <-FA
  36. UnNews:Princess of Wales defends toddler ‘allowance tax’
  37. UnNews:Elephant Pee Coffee is acquired taste
  38. UnNews:‘Make Me Gay’ app debate heats up
  39. UnNews:Saudis eye sand exports to Europe
  40. UnNews:Talking dog wins worlds biggest liar award
  41. UnNews:Iranian jets fire on unarmed U.S. drone - missing wildly
  42. UnNews:Ghost buster slimed by John Holmes poltergeist
  43. UnNews:Pre-election Highlights
  44. UnNews:Al-Qaeda bans law enforcement in secular Middle East
  45. UnNews:Idaho woman booked after ‘sleep shagging’
  46. UnNews:Nyaditski endures mosquitoes in third Amazon swim attempt
  47. UnNews:North Carolina honors wounded warriors with VIP parking
  48. UnNews:300-pound toddler too big to play football
  49. UnNews:Lucy Liu admits poisoning British bankster
  50. UnNews:Olympics undermine the doping spirit
  51. UnNews:AIDS virus chases Hillary Clinton from Malawi
  52. UnNews:Bird lovers plan same-sex “oral-day” at Chick-fil-A
  53. UnNews:Passenger finds harpoon in Air Canada sandwich
  54. UnNews:Photographer had bottoms up view of nuclear blast <-Lead
  55. UnNews:House passes Ron Paul's ‘Audit the Girl Scouts’ bill
  56. UnNews:21 drown trying to walk on water at Tony Robbins event <-Lead
  57. UnNews:Washington lauds valiant Syrian terrorists
  58. UnNews:Least important Syrian beggar calls for foreign candy
  59. UnNews:LSD users switch to Soma <-Lead
  60. UnNews:Obama chides Romney on dick size
  61. UnNews:Vampire Flu cover-up by DHS
  62. Nillion (Collab with Shabidoo and Sog) <-FA
  63. Soma <-FA
  64. UnNews:Basket case nations form bric alliance
  65. UnNews:US Attorney General refuses to prosecute self for contempt
  66. UnNews:President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism
  67. UnNews:Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all
  68. UnNews:Flirting app shuts down teen service to protect adults from child predators
  69. UnNews:Hasidic NYPD recruit says she was fired over beard length
  70. UnNews:Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million
  71. Bad Mike Tyson
  72. UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming <-FA
  73. UnNews:Falling sheep strike cars in Australia
  74. UnNews:The ambitious plan to build Star Trek's Enterprise
  75. UnNews:Auction of purported Gipper poop canceled
  76. UnNews:Bogus hooker sells sex in Mississippi
  77. UnNews:World to hold joint anti-terror war games in Syria
  78. UnNews:Martial arts pervert banned from Earth
  79. UnNews:12.4 million people hit by drought
  80. UnNews:Man flies across Rio de Janeiro using a catapult
  81. My Lai Massacre <-FA
  82. Bhagavad-gita <-FA
  83. India (Collab with PuppyOnTheRadio) <-FA
  84. The Yardbirds <-FA
  85. Womp Rat <-FA
  86. Amero <-FA
  87. UnNews:Norris admits he doesn’t know Jack
  88. UnNews:Obama blames high gas prices on Iran
  89. UnNews:Suspicious nuke discovered in French port
  90. UnNews:Marines told to disrobe before Panetta
  91. Uncyclopedian (Collab with Puppy and Aleister) <-FA
  92. UnNews:Cleopatra investigation pending toxicology results
  93. UnNews:KONY 2012 pacifists demand war to neutralize Lord of the Ants
  94. UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain <-Lead and FA
  95. UnNews:Tom Thumb discovered as Nepalese Yeti
  96. UnNews:WWIII postponed thanks to Russia and China
  97. UnNews:Preemptively attacked snake acquitted of manslaughter <-Lead
  98. UnNews:Police arrest suspect for PCP thought crime
  99. UnNews:Elitist media prepare public for ultimate true flag attack
  100. UnNews:Everest summit bomber startles Israeli climber <-Lead
  101. UnNews:Conspiracy Theory Conspiracies Ministry axes Alex Jones
  102. UnNews:Our newest political-lobbyist is a primitive sea sponge
  103. UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (with Aleister) <-FA
  104. UnNews:Why the Chinese are buying record quantities of Lead
  105. UnNews:US false flag warning level extreme <-Lead
  106. UnNews:Palestine dilemma: suicide or surfing
  107. UnNews:Sanctimonious taunted at South Carolina gay bar
  108. UnNews:Huntsman ends presidential bid, backs China’s Hu <-Lead
  109. UnNews:Titty-twisting celebrity arrested in Disney World
  110. UnNews:US denies raucous bomb attack on Iran unclear scientist
  111. UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable <-Lead and FA
  112. UnNews:Danish tot builds Lego Higgs boson
  113. UnNews:Exterminist teachings sully American Koran
  114. UnNews:Ebenezer swap: Israel names Palestinian prisoners
  115. UnNews:Paralyzed race car driver crashes, burns
  116. UnNews:US to nuke Iran over plot to swat Saudi mosquito
  117. UnNews:Earthscrapers hidden underground in preparation for “designer WWIII” <-Lead
  118. UnNews:Dirt, iron ore linked to mature death
  119. UnNews:Iranian faces execution for fibbing, not just usury
  120. UnNews:Kapoor: We can beat sex slavery by legalization <-Lead
  121. UnNews:Iran plans to send another ship off U.S. coast
  122. UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue <-Lead
  123. UnNews:Valet: Accused UBS bank trader sorry beyond recollection <-Lead
  124. UnNews:Amber reveals dinosaur clue <-Lead
  125. UnNews:Mutilated Admin serves as warning from UnNews <-Lead
  126. BNA
  127. UnNews:Libya conflict: Jannah border cannot be closed
  128. UnNews:Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show <-Lead
  129. UnNews:Qaddafi is new rebel leader, NATO flummoxed
  130. UnNews:Rick Perrier's prowess: bribes central to success <-Lead
  131. UnNews:Assad calls on Obama to step down
  132. John Belushi <-Collab with Madmax and Oliphaunte: FA
  133. UnNews:Larry Flynt offers Casey Anthony $5 million to pose dead
  134. UnNews:Non-criminal busts into California prison <-Lead
  135. UnNews:Mick Jagger sings in Sanskrit with reborn rockers
  136. UnNews:UK rebels recognized as humanitarian intervention looms
  137. UnNews:Uncyclopedia says it’s losing contributors <-Lead
  138. UnNews:Taliban boy wipes out Seal Team 6?
  139. UnNews:Only one in 12-persons in stylish Pajero crash tests positive <-Lead
  140. UnNews:Libyan rebels recognize Sarkozy, NATO envoy Younes killed
  141. UnNews:Air France orders beautiful-Caucasian-only cabin crew for Strauss-Kahn <-Lead
  142. UnNews:Knights Templar sue Libyan al Qaeda over ink pen nuke <-Lead
  143. UnNews:Man arrested for building nuclear bomb in his toilet <-Lead
  144. UnNews:Former Mexican president urges legalizing crime
  145. UnNews:Norway:Police ponder new Breivik charge of crimes against honkies
  146. UnNews:Germany lends Libyan rebels 144 million bullets <-Lead
  147. UnNews:Goldfish killed in Mexico after ransom not paid <-Lead
  148. UnNews:German man missing since 1945 is found working in Las Vegas <-Lead July 25, 2011
  149. UnNews:Final space shuttle crashes <-Lead July 22, 2011
  150. HowTo:Soma <-Feature July 11, 2010
  151. UnNews:Woman spends $10,000 on invisible deity
  152. UnNews:Al-Qaeda network hacked; group blames terrorists
  153. Unobtanium <-FA Aug 12, 2011 (Collab. with ShabiDoo)
  154. Bohemian Grove <-FA July 24, 2011 (Collab. with Mattsnow)
  155. UnNews:Obituary:Amy Winehouse enters rebirth
  156. UnNews:Taxpayer funded study examined penis sizes in black communities
  157. UnNews:Obama meets Lama, explains capitalism <-Lead July 20, 2011
  158. UnNews:Baby murderer freed after pardon
  159. UnNews:NATO pooped, broke; Gaddafi prevails
  160. UnNews:Whiter sugar from plastic
  161. UnNews:Brazilian plane lands after take-off <-Lead July 15, 2011
  162. UnNews:Uncyclopedia warns against flaming ‘Arse-hole’ virus
  163. UnNews:Live M2 Flamethrower found on JetBlue Boston-Newark flight <-Lead July 13, 2011
  164. UnNews:Lawyer for Casey Anthony worried about getting paid
  165. UnNews:Thousands of women accuse Strauss-Kahn in feeding frenzy <-Lead July 10, 2011
  166. UnNews:US court orders change to gay military ban
  167. UnNews:Moody's downgrades Portugal from junk to dog shit
  168. UnNews:Japan's reconstruction minister resigns, all reconstruction stops
  169. UnNews:Qaddafi Arrest Warrant:African Union tells ICC to ‘bugger off!’ <-Lead July 4, 2011
  170. Inbox <-FA (Collaboration)
  171. UnNews:Ex-IMF phallus Strauss-Kahn freed, maid arrested <-Lead July 2, 2011
  172. UnNews:Porn and kids:How young is too young?
  173. UnNews:Supreme Court strikes ban on violent children’s games <-Lead July 1, 2011
  174. UnNews:ICC:Gaddafi could face jaywalking citation <-Lead June 30, 2011
  175. UnNews:Bachmann: 'scare tactics' in debt ceiling scam
  176. UnNews:California rail route splits homes to protect dung beetles
  177. UnNews:Rwandese woman minister guilty of unlicensed genocide
  178. UnNews:12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice <-Lead June 25, 2011
  179. UnNews:Casino slot machine pays way too much
  180. UnNews:New York atheists angry over 'Hell' street sign
  181. UnNews:Cheney:Waive airline body-bag fees for returning mercenaries <-Lead June 24, 2011
  182. UnNews:'Smart Only' debating site sparks outrage by dumping 30 deemed too stupid
  183. UnNews:Angel Jolie visits condemned sinners in Hell
  184. UnNews:Strauss-Kahn claimed to have prophylactic immunity
  185. UnNews:CIA appoints Zawahiri as new token-enemy leader
  186. UnNews:Polish study shows 9 out of 10 males are lesbian
  187. UnNews:CIA adopts ‘pass god & praise the ammo’ policy in Yemen <-Lead June 15, 2011
  188. UnNews:Polish astronaut on mission to prove Bin Laden not dead
  189. UnNews:France faces fines over hamster sexploitation <-Lead June 11, 2011
  190. UnNews:Rangers recount Audie Murphy Medal recipient's moronic act
  191. UnNews:NATO mulls nuking Gaddafi compound
  192. UnNews:Talks focus on spoils of post-Gaddafi Libya
  193. UnNews:Cuban court convicts 6 of honesty
  194. UnNews:Palin: I didn't mean to step on Romney's "thingy" <-Lead June 7-10, 2011
  195. UnNews:Chinese teenager sells penis for iPad
  196. UnNews:U.S. gives foreign aid to countries holding billions in treasury securities
  197. UnNews:Dealers win global war on drugs
  198. UnNews:Blast rocks northern Nigerian city <-Lead June 1, 2011
  199. UnNews:3075 bodies recovered from Polish airlines crash
  200. UnNews:Fifa denies bladder in crisis
  201. UnNews:Scientists take wild guess at nature of Mars
  202. UnNews:Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg eats only what he picks
  203. UnNews:Scores missing after US tornado
  204. UnNews:Seal Team 6 jokes all the rage on Twitter
  205. UnNews:Mississippi governor urges caution as river crests
  206. UnNews:IMF Chief alleges sodomy and extortion by hotel maid
  207. UnNews:Rapture conman hung from jackass tree by disgruntled fucktards
  208. UnNews:Dicks deem dick a dick
  209. UnNews:Pakistan President asks: 'bin who?'
  210. UnNews:Pope John Paul II wins 'Monsignor Universe' beauty contest
  211. UnNews:Prince William and Kate Middleton leave Buckingham Palace in Prince Charles's Morris Mini Cooper S
  212. UnNews:Trump forces Obama to show Earth certificate <-Lead April 28, 2011
  213. Jeff Beck <-FA April 27, 2011
  214. UnNews:McCain held in Libya on visa violation
  215. UnNews:Tampa Bay wide receiver catches Florida toddler
  216. UnNews:Flying robot assassins deployed in Libya
  217. UnNews:Brick, New Jersey SWAT team bored to death
  218. UnNews:Alcatraz reopened for Bradley Manning
  219. UnNews:Michigan teacher arrested for weapons possession
  220. UnNews:Obama Ponzi scheme speech reveals short-term plan
  221. UnNews:Iran accused of ‘foreign meddling’ copyright infringement <-Lead April 16, 2011
  222. UnNews:Mexico discovered in mass graves
  223. UnNews:Scientists speak out on ‘gay caveman’ <-Lead April 13, 2011
  224. UnNews:Scientist finds super-bug in New Delhi water
  225. UnNews:Emergency grips India as god hangs on life support <-Lead April 7, 2011
  226. UnNews:Florida pastor starts WWIII (Collab. with Spike)
  227. UnNews:Rebels have already established new Central Bank of Libya
  228. UnNews:US hands Libyan sky to NATO, takes over on ground
  229. UnNews:Abercrombie criticized for selling push-up briefs to little boys <-Lead March 27-28, 2011
  230. Psychedelic Music <-FA April 14, 2011 (Collab. with Sog)
  231. UnNews:KIA soldier to receive full-body transplant <-Lead March 30, 2011 (Collab. with Spike)
  232. UnNews:France recognizes American rebels
  233. UnNews:Florida judge defends decision to apply Islamic law on Muslims
  234. UnNews:Glenn Beck credits God with earthquake-tsunami <-Lead March 18, 2011
  235. UnNews:Psychedelic icon takes final trip
  236. UnNews:Earthquake weapon test takes heat off Libya (Collaboration with Aleister)
  237. UnNews:Bradley Manning mulls plea-bargain
  238. UnNews:Charlie Sheen swings from rooftop, yells ‘tally-ho!’
  239. UnNews:Britney Spears raves about Jason Trawick’s manhood
  240. UnNews:Pope lauds Rabbi's insistence Catholics did not kill reason
  241. UnNews:Euthanized puppy resurrects, pissed off
  242. UnNews:“Beam me up, Scotty” is possible with lasers, say scientists (Collaboration with Spike)
  243. UnNews:Samuel Jackson rips Oscars on diversity
  244. UnNews:Qaddafi: al-Qaeda should apologize 'while licking my feet'
  245. UnNews:Refugee crisis on Wisconsin's west border
  246. IMF calls for dollar alternative as oil spikes (Gnome-speakernotes listen) (Collaboration with Spike)
  247. UnNews:Peruvians placed at risk at soccer match <-Lead Feb 20, 2011 (Collaboration with Spike)
  248. UnNews:Pirates hijack USS Enterprise
  249. UnNews:Russian Roulette: Computer beats human rivals
  250. UnNews:Clinton picks new U.S. envoy to Afghanistan, Pakistan <-Lead Feb 15, 2011
  251. UnNews:Lawyers question legality of asteroid impact
  252. UnNews:Obama creates superstate with US-World merger
  253. UnNews:Illinois driver accused of hit-and-run with tree
  254. UnNews:Saudis warn Uncyclopedia not to parody Mubarak <-Lead Feb 10, 2011
  255. UnNews:Lindsay Lohan charged with dildo theft <-Lead Feb 9, 2011
  256. UnNews:Weird Al Yankovic flubs National Anthem
  257. UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
  258. UnNews:Pakistan urged to free boy arrested for blasphemy
  259. UnNews:Mubarak steps up pressure on Egyptian fans
  260. UnNews:Mummies vandalize Cairo museum
  261. UnNews:Wanted at Uncyclopedia: Women <-Lead Jan 29, 2011
  262. UnNews:Uganda gay rights activist David Kato canonized
  263. UnNews:Media consensus: good news is bad news
  264. UnNews:Mississippi resident 'couldn't care less!' <-Lead Jan 22, 2011
  265. UnNews:Illuminati celebrates Facebook success in NWO plan <-Lead Jan 18, 2011
  266. UnNews:China's secret fleet of stealth fighters
  267. UnNews:Tourists in North Korea face new anthem tax (Collaboration with Spike)
  268. UnNews:1,000 birds in mass suicide over Arkansas <-Lead Jan 4, 2011
  269. UnNews:Water causes evacuation of Napalm theme park
  270. UnNews:Cartoon plotter charged in Denmark <-Lead Dec 31, 2010
  271. UnNews:Waterquakes shake South Pacific Ocean
  272. UnNews:Current emissions risk devastating odor rise
  273. UnNews:North Korea to honor invincible Kim Jong Il with 21-nuke salute <-Lead Dec 25, 2010
  274. UnNews:Russia puts off signing START treaty to 2077
  275. UnNews:Atheist North Korea ready for ‘sacred war' with South
  276. UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse <-FA
  277. UnNews:Officials warn of holiday attacks; no one cares (Collaboration with Spike)
  278. UnNews:Custer’s last flag bombs on eBay
  279. UnNews:Britain to burn U.S. pastor for Koran plan
  280. UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon <-FA Dec. 16, 2010
  281. UnNews:WikiLeaks hacktivists bring Earth to standstill
  282. UnNews:Israel denies involvement in shark attacks
  283. UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon <-FA
  284. UnNews:Charles Manson caught with electric toothbrush in prison <-Lead Dec 6, 2010
  285. United States of Earth <-FA Nov 15, 2010 (Collaboration with Sog)
  286. Lord Christopher Monckton <-FA October 22, 2010
  287. Alfred E. Neuman <-FA October 21, 2010
  288. Jack Dempsey <-FA October 6, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister)
  289. Punji Stick <-FA Nov. 19, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister and Romartus)
  290. Mike Tyson <-FA March. 15, 2011 (Collaboration with Aleister)
  291. Tony Jaa <-FA Nov. 20, 2010 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
  292. Joe Pesci <-Quasi FA Dec. 15, 2010 / FA March 14, 2011 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
  293. HowTo:Be absurdly funny and not just a content freak <-Feature May 1, 2010
  294. UnNews:5 rare pink elephants found dead in Indonesia
  295. UnNews:Somali teen busted in Christmas tree plot
  296. UnNews:Wealthy buffoons say: ‘tax us’, poor say, ‘hell, yeah!’
  297. UnNews:Newsweek depiction of Obama as void upsets some Hindus
  298. UnNews:Pakistan leader soon to view death sentence
  299. UnNews:Vatican to issue abuse guidelines
  300. UnNews:Scientists create and capture Antichrist <-Lead Nov. 18, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  301. UnNews:Iran’s crackdown on women (Collaboration with Sog)
  302. UnNews:Burmese democracy leader released from house into yard
  303. UnNews:Invasive airport screening stirs backlash among passengers
  304. UnNews:Ohio teacher expelled for sleeping in class <-Lead Nov. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  305. UnNews:Iran mum on US mystery missile <-Lead Nov. 10, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  306. UnNews:What makes for a Facebook friend?
  307. UnNews:Saudi "ink-pen nuke" blows up (Collaboration with Spike)
  308. UnNews:Pam Anderson's Playboy donation decried by Muslims
  309. UnNews:Hurricane Shary misses Bermuda, deemed laughing stock <-Lead Oct. 30, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  310. UnNews:Obama warns of apocalypse if Republicans win (Collaboration with Spike)
  311. UnNews:Mom killed after interrupting baby's Facebook time
  312. UnNews:Seventeen US nukes get away <-Lead Oct. 27, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  313. UnNews:Karzai admits receiving 'lorries of dollars' from Iran too
  314. UnNews:Surgeon cut off penis by mistake at Bury hospital
  315. Lunar Launch <-Playwrite of the Month Oct. 2010, FA May 28, 2011 (Collaboration with Socky)
  316. States of the USE
  317. UnNews:San Francisco newspaper publishes 'straight list,' calls for boycott of Uganda
  318. UnNews:Osama bin Laden living in Karachi Hilton? <-Lead Oct. 19, 2010
  319. UnNews:Richards: Mick Jagger was ‘sententious’ <-Lead Oct. 17, 2010
  320. UnNews:Rapper ‘talks’ man down from hotel roof
  321. UnNews:Mount Everest gets Internet thumbs down
  322. UnNews:Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in woods <-Lead Oct. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  323. UnNews:New York GOP gubernatorial candidate condemns gays
  324. UnNews:Two gay boys target street gang in lascivious attack
  325. UnNews:French Islam ban passes last legal hurdle
  326. UnNews:Meat made O'Donnell avoid being Hare Krishna
  327. UnNews:Purple lucky rabbit’s feet to bring 'great events,' Chinese fortune-teller predicts
  328. UnNews:US Herpes tests in Guatemala 'crime against Guatemala'
  329. HowTo:Tell another bar joke <-Feature October 9, 2010
  330. UnNews:Woman turns in former husband for 1993 slaying
  331. UnNews:Mexican mayor stoned to death in drug overdose
  332. UnNews:Pentagon destroys copies of officer's exposé
  333. UnNews:Photographs expose athletes' village shambles in Delhi <-Lead Sept 23, 2010
  334. UnNews:Debate continues on 'Frankenstein' salmon
  335. UnNews:Mexico paper seeks cartel advice on police scourge
  336. UnNews:Urgent call on UN to stop 'alien invasion' <-Lead Sept. 19, 2010
  337. UnNews:Castro calls Sarkozy a 'coño’, questions control by wife
  338. Tantra <-FA (Collaboration with Aleister)
  339. General William Westmoreland <-FA (Collaboration with Sog)
  340. UnBooks:Keith Richards <-FA (Collaboration with Romartus)
  341. UnNews:Taliban drone attack kills eight NATO troops
  342. HowTo:Pimp a ho <-Feature Sept. 18, 2010
  343. UnNews:World holds-breath for unveiling of NKorean heir
  344. UnNews:Florida Pastor extorts 'ground zero' imam
  345. UnNews:God vs. godly?
  346. UnNews:Lifer gets 6 months for assaulting guard
  347. UnNews:NASA to send manned probe into Sun at night
  348. UnNews:Avatar director vows to aid Na'vi tribe
  349. UnNews:Berlin vegetarian restaurant revealed as hoax by cannibals
  350. UnNews:Cali Cartel develops robotic 'mule' to smuggle drugs
  351. UnNews:Iran threatens to strike Israel nuke site <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
  352. UnNews:60-books-a-month toddler kicks reading habit <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
  353. UnNews:Stephen Hawking created Universe?
  354. UnNews:Afghanistan: Why are the Taliban winning? <-Lead Sept 2, 2010
  355. UnNews:Tony Blair book describes Gordon Brown as 'laborious'
  356. UnNews:Cannabis may relieve chronic sobriety
  357. UnNews:Himalayan glaciers melting deadline 'a stupid mistake' <-Lead Aug 31, 2010
  358. UnNews:Rabbi calls for 'laughing fit' on Mahmoud Abbas
  359. UnNews:Paris Hilton caught with Francium
  360. UnNews:Religious activists complain over nudity in porn films
  361. UnNews:Kim Jong II visits China – so friggin' what? <-Lead Aug 27, 2010
  362. UnNews:Death ‘ray gun’ to be tested in Los Angeles jail
  363. UnNews:Thailand defends ‘Lord of War’ court decision
  364. UnNews:AP: It's 'Ground Zero Mosque,' people
  365. UnNews:Saudi Arabia urged not to lobotomize man as retribution punishment
  366. UnNews:1 in 5 Americans thinks Obama is Christian? <-Lead Aug 20, 2010
  367. UnNews:Seven Dwarfs accused of £4,369,083 iTunes scam
  368. UnNews:Facebook introduces stalking feature <-Lead Aug 19, 2010
  369. PNG quake tourism booming
  370. UnBooks:Jeff Beck Illustrated
  371. UnNews:Zsa Zsa Gabor calls in priest for final exorcism <-Lead August 17, 2010
  372. UnNews:Obama favors Ground Zero mosque
  373. UnNews:Big Ben dwarfed by Big Bin <-Lead August 11-12, 2010
  374. UnNews:US dollar to go on paper-standard? <-Lead August 10, 2010
  375. UnNews:Abandon Earth - Stephen Hawking warns
  376. UnNews:Greenland breaks off ice, drifts south
  377. UnNews:Has Tiger Woods lost his mojo?
  378. Padmé <-FA July 10, 2011
  379. UnNews:Saudis announce Blackberry ban
  380. UnNews:Mullen outlines U.S. Iran attack plans <-Lead August 2, 2010
  381. UnNews:Germany mourns Love Festival victims, while Hate Festival boasts no injuries
  382. UnNews:Mars site may hold 'buried life' <-Lead July 30, 2010
  383. Fatima asks UnWikiAnswers
  384. HowTo:Payola <-Feature August 15, 2010
  385. UnNews:Putin sings with Expelled Agents <-Lead July 26, 2010
  386. UnNews:Sinkhole swallows flooded Milwaukee
  387. UnNews:India unveils prototype of $3 iPad <-Lead July 24, 2010
  388. UnNews:Al Qaeda audio says post-dated victory assured
  389. UnNews:CIA lifts lid on alleged UnCycloLeaks <-Lead July 23, 2010
  390. HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds <-Feature July 24, 2010
  391. UnNews:Paris Hilton is French Connection?
  392. UnNews:Giant sinkhole in Orion swallows cosmos
  393. UnNews:Vatican unveils new rule to stop abuse: just say no!
  394. UnNews:Libyan AIDS ship averted by Israel
  395. UnNews:Vanished Iranian scientist reappears in Washington
  396. UnNews:Swiss free Polanski after US refuse to extradite rapist <-Lead July 13, 2010
  397. HowTo:Fear Blue-ringed octopus <-Feature July 17, 2010
  398. UnNews:Looning 'can slow ageing process'
  399. UnNews:Soccer fans shun art for hookers
  400. UnNews:'Star Wars' creator sues lightsaber manufacturer in China
  401. UnNews:Secret Soma formula revealed by Leary estate
  402. UnNews:Thailand extends emergency law for 30 years
  403. UnNews:Obama: One more year in Afghanistan, then bust
  404. UnNews:Moby Dick fossil found in Peruvian desert
  405. UnNews:Google implements gays-only employment policy
  406. UnNews:There will be war in Iran?
  407. UnNews:Taliban offensive drives NATO, U.S. attorney general to Tora Bora <-Lead June 30, 2010
  408. UnNews:Death guilty of manslaughter in Australia
  409. UnNews:Michael Jackson's father files wrongful death
  410. UnNews:Biden calls brothel mistress a 'smartass' after prostitution comment <-Lead June 28, 2010
  411. UnNews:'Overwhelming high' leads to world-record drug bust
  412. UnNews:Michael Jackson: one year later <-Lead June 26, 2010
  413. UnNews:Triple X domain wins approval
  414. UnNews:Unstable man arrested with weapons near K-2 summit
  415. UnNews:Gillard is Australia's first shemale PM
  416. UnNews:Lil' Wayne arrested on drug charge – statement goes platinum
  417. UnNews:77 million 'poisoned' in Bangladesh <-Lead June 21, 2010
  418. UnNews:Red Shirts blast Thai PM for trying to make good image <-Lead June 20, 2010
  419. UnNews:Egyptian minister: Obama told me he is a Muhammadan <-Lead June 19, 2010
  420. UnNews:Convicted killer Ronnie Gardner executed with bazooka
  421. UnNews:Mom: R.I. school bans 8-year-old son's patriotic hat with army figures
  422. UnNews:BP admits drilling breached Hades, hell to pay
  423. UnNews:Sperm whale poop fights climate change
  424. UnNews:Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar
  425. UnNews:U.S. discovers $1 googol in Afghan gold <-Lead June 14, 2010
  426. UnNews:Military spectacle mocks Queen Elizabeth's birthday <-Lead June 12, 2010
  427. HowTo:Appreciate Womp Rats <-Feature June 27, 2010
  428. Post Apocalypse <-FA July 17, 2010
  429. HowTo:Be Uncyclopedia Beach Local <-Feature June 19, 2010
  430. UnNews:Taliban executes spy-baby, 2, for spying
  431. UnNews:Child photographed smoking huge joint at Phillies game
  432. UnNews:Iran's Ahmadinejad slams devil
  433. UnNews:Gulf spill 7th sign of Hopi prophecy?
  434. UnNews:Student sentenced for filming porn with school teacher <-Lead June 7, 2010
  435. UnNews:Mexican drug cartel reportedly plotted to blow up Texas <-Lead June 6, 2010
  436. UnNews:Israeli ‘Nerf war’ causes international outcry <-Lead June 5, 2010
  437. UnNews:Thailand entices tourists back after mayhem <-Lead June 3, 2010
  438. UnNews:Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo <-Lead June 3, 2010
  439. UnNews:Gulf oil spill scientists warn of Black Lagoon
  440. UnNews:Famous Mexican prison warden abducted, remembered
  441. UnNews:Kindergarten knife attackers executed in China
  442. HowTo:Start a computer
  443. UnNews:Philippe Cousteau discovers horrors of under water oil spill
  444. UnNews:Charles Manson denied parole for 382nd time, gives interview
  445. UnNews:Camel Porn smut film too raunchy for Mecca <-Lead May 26, 2010
  446. HowTo:Disperse an angry mob of protesters <-Feature May 29, 2010
  447. UnNews:Mutant species discovered amid warnings of Godzilla threat <-Lead May 23, 2010
  448. UnNews:Thailand shows weapons confiscated from unarmed protesters
  449. UnNews:BP concedes Gulf oil spill raised sea level 12 feet
  450. UnNews:Facebook blocks Pakistan over 'satirical content'
  451. UnNews:Malawi poofs jailed for being poofs
  452. UnNews:Iran to resume enrichment
  453. UnNews:Two different ‘If I Did It’ books released same day
  454. UnNews:Mercenaries release Somali pirates after ransom returned
  455. UnNews:Playboy to publish inflatable centerfold <-Lead May 12, 2010
  456. UnNews:D.C. Council approves party weed
  457. UnNews:Drone Wars: “If it breathes, kill it!” <-Lead May 9, 2010
  458. UnNews:World leaders rush to contain Greek contagion
  459. UnNews:Massive strike paralyzes Greece <-Lead May 5, 2010
  460. UnNews:U.S. reveals it has lost count of nuclear warheads, introduces “Continental Bomb” <-Lead May 4, 2010
  461. HowTo:Beat jet lag <-Feature May 22, 2010, FA Oct. 4, 2010
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  463. Uncyclopedia Beach Local
  464. Mecca Vice <-FA May 3, 2010
  465. Mutaween <-FA Jan 16, 2013
  466. Religious Police
  467. HHhaarrraannggmMM
  468. Kablam
  469. Don Martin <-FA May 13, 2011
  470. Laird Hamilton <-FA Sept 11, 2010
  471. December 21, 2012 <-FA May 31, 2011 (Collaboration with MrN)
  472. Jack Bauer
  473. Kryptonite <-FA June 25, 2011
  474. Local
  475. Guru Maharaj Ji <-FA May 27, 2011
  476. G-Rex <-FA June 18, 2011 (Collaboration with Sog)
  477. Blue-ringed octopus <-FA May 10, 2011
  478. Mai lai
  479. My Lie
  480. Voidism <-FA May 27, 2010
  481. iBauer <-FA Aug 15, 2012
  482. Ancient Uncyclopedia <-FA March 6 2013
  483. 2012 <-FA May 31, 2011 (Collaboration with MrN)
  484. December 22, 2012
  485. Dead Dicks <-FA March 7, 2012
  486. Baby Boomers <-FA (Collab with MrN9000)
  487. Flying Purple People Eater
  488. The Big Crunch <-FA Aug, 11, 2011
  489. HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds
  490. The Misunderstood <-FA June 12, 2013
  491. Roberto Duran <-FA Jan 2, 2011 (Collaboration with Sog)
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  493. UnNews:American owners to sell Liverpool
  494. UnNews:Astronauts cry as Obama cans NASA flimflam
  495. UnNews:Vatican forgiven by Beatles
  496. UnNews:Poland shocked as president’s coffin arrives in New Zealand
  497. UnNews:Astro-plumbers replace septic tank on space station
  498. UnNews:Twins conjoined in 14-hour op
  499. UnNews:Free Colombian ‘devil's nipple’ costs users
  500. UnNews:Tiger didn't rape anybody
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  502. UnNews:Miami Vice inspired ‘Mecca Vice’ steals Saudi TV top spot
  503. UnNews:Court opens in British teen's murder in India
  504. UnNews:Senegal unveils colossal gold statue amid outcry
  505. UnNews:Ancient Uncyclopedia discovered in India
  506. UnNews:Erykah Badu faces death for nude walk in Mecca
  507. UnNews:Apple unveils millions of apps for iApp device
  508. UnNews:Condemned sorcerer pleads for Saudi mercy
  509. UnNews:Sacrificial-virgin-in-volcano ritual decried in India
  510. UnNews:Shake Worm is a tattletale for impending quakes
  511. UnNews:Fuk-tart militia accused in plot to kill Satan
  512. UnNews:“Pineapple” Noriega's great-grandson pleads drugs, cash
  513. UnNews:Rocket-boat to circle globe in 80 minutes
  514. UnNews:Predatory choirboys abuse priest
  515. UnNews:Pentagon to gays: “come and get it!”
  516. UnNews:Fort Knox robbed, nothing to steal
  517. UnNews:Sumatran tiger saves man
  518. UnNews:Obama arrives in Afghanistan, braves RPG, sniper fire (LIVE)
  519. UnNews:Kundra calls for Uncyclopedia of political tomfoolery
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  522. UnNews:Mambo Zulu again tops Forbes poor list
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  524. UnNews:Rigged Oscars defused by ex-wife
  525. UnNews:India unveils giant air freshener to scrub atmosphere
  526. UnNews:Niagara Falls loses job
  527. UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize
  528. UnNews:Ebola suicide sneezer arrested in West Bank
  529. UnNews:Old Faithful quits
  530. UnNews:Eminem edges out 50 Cent as Forbes richest
  531. UnNews:Singapore refuses visa to Dalai Lama's nephew
  532. UnNews:Hobo receives $90 million tax refund
  533. UnNews:Blanks: cheap alternative or ulterior motive
  534. UnNews:Vietnam copies Veterans Memorial with 300-kilometer wall
  535. UnNews:Reporter permitted one corny story
  536. UnNews:Suicidal surfer sues sea
  537. UnNews:Atheists decry SOS
  538. UnNews:Death sues life
  539. UnNews:Mike Tyson KO’ed by midriff bulge
  540. UnNews:Suicide bomber commits suicide
  541. UnNews:Lord Monckton denies denying denial
  542. UnNews:Soma claims actor Corey Haim
  543. Iran demands heavier sanctions
  544. UnNews:Jack Bauer arrests screenwriters
  545. UnNews:NATO forces seize 38 tons of BB gun ammo
  546. UnNews:Sock puppet sues Uncyclopedia cites failure
  547. UnNews:FED Sues Uncyclopedia, Demands NWO Evidence Removed
  548. UnNews:Afghanistan: Large Blast Rocks Naught?
  549. UnNews: Military Consensus: No News is Good News
  550. UnNews:'Zombies' have free speech rights too, US court rules
  551. UnNews: Massive Earthquake, Giant Sink Hole Swallows Chile
  552. UnNews:The Kick of Assassination
  553. UnNews:Yardbirds regroup with reborn singer
  554. UnNews:Afghanistan: NATO Air Strike Kills 190,000 Civilians
  555. UnNews:Psychopath Sues Self, Loses
  556. UnNews:Sun, 2.5 Billion Plaintiffs, Sue Gore
  557. UnNews:Person Determines Own Importance
  558. UnNews:UnRock Awarded Most unFamous Band on Earth
  559. UnNews:New York Evicted from Ground 0
  560. UnNews:Belligerent Bird Taser Hits its Target
  561. UnNews:Lord Monckton Exposes Global Warming

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