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Writer of the month Writer of the Month October 2010BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2012Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner April 2010Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner June 2010Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner September 2010Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner June 2011Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner September 2011

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Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ

And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template.

Winner in October, 2010



Articles, HowTo, UnBooks, UnScripts and UnNews: 553

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  1. UnNews:Western media ignores Kenyan royal baby
  2. UnNews:NSA spends $6.3 million on Facebook likes?
  3. UnNews:Riots fizzle after Martin convicted of own murder
  4. UnNews:Is the Electronic Hooker (eHo) the future of sex?
  5. UnNews:Apple considers smaller, pricier, louder iPhoneMini
  6. UnNews:Aliens deny plan to enforce carbon tax
  7. UnNews:Syria: Dijon mustard gas used in France
  8. UnNews:John McCain in Syria named new face of global terror
  9. UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize <-FA
  10. UnNews:Afghanistan’s favorite sport: Head Polo
  11. UnNews:Korean cluster-fuck: Experts ponder unwanted pregnancy
  12. UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster's ex-wife
  13. UnNews:Bogus cubic zirconium found containing real diamond
  14. Glass Mike Tyson
  15. UnNews:Low-ranking Syrian terrorist defects from NATO
  16. UnNews:US Army vet treats al Qaeda pets
  17. UnNews:Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope <-FA March 12 2013 - Result: Cardinal Bergoglio is last man sitting.
  18. UnNews:Iranian news adds burqa to Michelle Obama's Oscars dress <-Lead
  19. UnNews:Vatican joins banned prayer lawsuit against Armstrong
  20. UnNews:Georgia hospital use Facebook to notify mom of son's birth
  21. UnNews:WW3 averted as superpowers parlay missile strike into "meteor" hoax (With Spike)
  22. UnNews:President Chelsea Clinton jubilant as Bashar al-Assad dies of old age
  23. UnNews:Gay Scouts delay decision on policy excluding boys
  24. UnNews:Facebook introduces ‘Nookie’ (With Spike)
  25. UnNews:Rebels decide not to target air base in Syria
  26. UnNews:New safe ammo dampens gun debate
  27. UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news <-FA
  28. UnNews:Princess of Wales defends toddler ‘allowance tax’
  29. UnNews:Elephant Pee Coffee is acquired taste
  30. UnNews:‘Make Me Gay’ app debate heats up
  31. UnNews:Saudis eye sand exports to Europe
  32. UnNews:Talking dog wins worlds biggest liar award
  33. UnNews:Iranian jets fire on unarmed U.S. drone - missing wildly
  34. UnNews:Ghost buster slimed by John Holmes poltergeist
  35. UnNews:Pre-election Highlights
  36. UnNews:Al-Qaeda bans law enforcement in secular Middle East
  37. UnNews:Idaho woman booked after ‘sleep shagging’
  38. UnNews:Nyaditski endures mosquitoes in third Amazon swim attempt
  39. UnNews:North Carolina honors wounded warriors with VIP parking
  40. UnNews:300-pound toddler too big to play football
  41. UnNews:Lucy Liu admits poisoning British bankster
  42. UnNews:Olympics undermine the doping spirit
  43. UnNews:AIDS virus chases Hillary Clinton from Malawi
  44. UnNews:Bird lovers plan same-sex “oral-day” at Chick-fil-A
  45. UnNews:Passenger finds harpoon in Air Canada sandwich
  46. UnNews:Photographer had bottoms up view of nuclear blast <-Lead
  47. UnNews:House passes Ron Paul's ‘Audit the Girl Scouts’ bill
  48. UnNews:21 drown trying to walk on water at Tony Robbins event <-Lead
  49. UnNews:Washington lauds valiant Syrian terrorists
  50. UnNews:Least important Syrian beggar calls for foreign candy
  51. UnNews:LSD users switch to Soma <-Lead
  52. UnNews:Obama chides Romney on dick size
  53. UnNews:Vampire Flu cover-up by DHS
  54. Nillion (Collab with Shabidoo and Sog) <-FA
  55. Soma <-FA
  56. UnNews:Basket case nations form bric alliance
  57. UnNews:US Attorney General refuses to prosecute self for contempt
  58. UnNews:President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism
  59. UnNews:Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all
  60. UnNews:Flirting app shuts down teen service to protect adults from child predators
  61. UnNews:Hasidic NYPD recruit says she was fired over beard length
  62. UnNews:Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million
  63. Bad Mike Tyson
  64. UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming <-FA
  65. UnNews:Falling sheep strike cars in Australia
  66. UnNews:The ambitious plan to build Star Trek's Enterprise
  67. UnNews:Auction of purported Gipper poop canceled
  68. UnNews:Bogus hooker sells sex in Mississippi
  69. UnNews:World to hold joint anti-terror war games in Syria
  70. UnNews:Martial arts pervert banned from Earth
  71. UnNews:12.4 million people hit by drought
  72. UnNews:Man flies across Rio de Janeiro using a catapult
  73. My Lai Massacre <-FA
  74. Bhagavad-gita <-FA
  75. India (Collab with PuppyOnTheRadio) <-FA
  76. The Yardbirds <-FA
  77. Womp Rat <-FA
  78. Amero <-FA
  79. UnNews:Norris admits he doesn’t know Jack
  80. UnNews:Obama blames high gas prices on Iran
  81. UnNews:Suspicious nuke discovered in French port
  82. UnNews:Marines told to disrobe before Panetta
  83. Uncyclopedian (Collab with Puppy and Aleister)
  84. UnNews:Cleopatra investigation pending toxicology results
  85. UnNews:KONY 2012 pacifists demand war to neutralize Lord of the Ants
  86. UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain <-Lead and FA
  87. UnNews:Tom Thumb discovered as Nepalese Yeti
  88. UnNews:WWIII postponed thanks to Russia and China
  89. UnNews:Preemptively attacked snake acquitted of manslaughter <-Lead
  90. UnNews:Police arrest suspect for PCP thought crime
  91. UnNews:Elitist media prepare public for ultimate true flag attack
  92. UnNews:Everest summit bomber startles Israeli climber <-Lead
  93. UnNews:Conspiracy Theory Conspiracies Ministry axes Alex Jones
  94. UnNews:Our newest political-lobbyist is a primitive sea sponge
  95. UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (with Aleister) <-FA
  96. UnNews:Why the Chinese are buying record quantities of Lead
  97. UnNews:US false flag warning level extreme <-Lead
  98. UnNews:Palestine dilemma: suicide or surfing
  99. UnNews:Sanctimonious taunted at South Carolina gay bar
  100. UnNews:Huntsman ends presidential bid, backs China’s Hu <-Lead
  101. UnNews:Titty-twisting celebrity arrested in Disney World
  102. UnNews:US denies raucous bomb attack on Iran unclear scientist
  103. UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable <-Lead and FA
  104. UnNews:Danish tot builds Lego Higgs boson
  105. UnNews:Exterminist teachings sully American Koran
  106. UnNews:Ebenezer swap: Israel names Palestinian prisoners
  107. UnNews:Paralyzed race car driver crashes, burns
  108. UnNews:US to nuke Iran over plot to swat Saudi mosquito
  109. UnNews:Earthscrapers hidden underground in preparation for “designer WWIII” <-Lead
  110. UnNews:Dirt, iron ore linked to mature death
  111. UnNews:Iranian faces execution for fibbing, not just usury
  112. UnNews:Kapoor: We can beat sex slavery by legalization <-Lead
  113. UnNews:Iran plans to send another ship off U.S. coast
  114. UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue <-Lead
  115. UnNews:Valet: Accused UBS bank trader sorry beyond recollection <-Lead
  116. UnNews:Amber reveals dinosaur clue <-Lead
  117. UnNews:Mutilated Admin serves as warning from UnNews <-Lead
  118. BNA
  119. UnNews:Libya conflict: Jannah border cannot be closed
  120. UnNews:Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show <-Lead
  121. UnNews:Qaddafi is new rebel leader, NATO flummoxed
  122. UnNews:Rick Perrier's prowess: bribes central to success <-Lead
  123. UnNews:Assad calls on Obama to step down
  124. John Belushi <-Collab with Madmax and Oliphaunte: FA
  125. UnNews:Larry Flynt offers Casey Anthony $5 million to pose dead
  126. UnNews:Non-criminal busts into California prison <-Lead
  127. UnNews:Mick Jagger sings in Sanskrit with reborn rockers
  128. UnNews:UK rebels recognized as humanitarian intervention looms
  129. UnNews:Uncyclopedia says it’s losing contributors <-Lead
  130. UnNews:Taliban boy wipes out Seal Team 6?
  131. UnNews:Only one in 12-persons in stylish Pajero crash tests positive <-Lead
  132. UnNews:Libyan rebels recognize Sarkozy, NATO envoy Younes killed
  133. UnNews:Air France orders beautiful-Caucasian-only cabin crew for Strauss-Kahn <-Lead
  134. UnNews:Knights Templar sue Libyan al Qaeda over ink pen nuke <-Lead
  135. UnNews:Man arrested for building nuclear bomb in his toilet <-Lead
  136. UnNews:Former Mexican president urges legalizing crime
  137. UnNews:Norway:Police ponder new Breivik charge of crimes against honkies
  138. UnNews:Germany lends Libyan rebels 144 million bullets <-Lead
  139. UnNews:Goldfish killed in Mexico after ransom not paid <-Lead
  140. UnNews:German man missing since 1945 is found working in Las Vegas <-Lead July 25, 2011
  141. UnNews:Final space shuttle crashes <-Lead July 22, 2011
  142. HowTo:Soma <-Feature July 11, 2010
  143. UnNews:Woman spends $10,000 on invisible deity
  144. UnNews:Al-Qaeda network hacked; group blames terrorists
  145. Unobtanium <-FA Aug 12, 2011 (Collab. with ShabiDoo)
  146. Bohemian Grove <-FA July 24, 2011 (Collab. with Mattsnow)
  147. UnNews:Obituary:Amy Winehouse enters rebirth
  148. UnNews:Taxpayer funded study examined penis sizes in black communities
  149. UnNews:Obama meets Lama, explains capitalism <-Lead July 20, 2011
  150. UnNews:Baby murderer freed after pardon
  151. UnNews:NATO pooped, broke; Gaddafi prevails
  152. UnNews:Whiter sugar from plastic
  153. UnNews:Brazilian plane lands after take-off <-Lead July 15, 2011
  154. UnNews:Uncyclopedia warns against flaming ‘Arse-hole’ virus
  155. UnNews:Live M2 Flamethrower found on JetBlue Boston-Newark flight <-Lead July 13, 2011
  156. UnNews:Lawyer for Casey Anthony worried about getting paid
  157. UnNews:Thousands of women accuse Strauss-Kahn in feeding frenzy <-Lead July 10, 2011
  158. UnNews:US court orders change to gay military ban
  159. UnNews:Moody's downgrades Portugal from junk to dog shit
  160. UnNews:Japan's reconstruction minister resigns, all reconstruction stops
  161. UnNews:Qaddafi Arrest Warrant:African Union tells ICC to ‘bugger off!’ <-Lead July 4, 2011
  162. Inbox <-FA (Collaboration)
  163. UnNews:Ex-IMF phallus Strauss-Kahn freed, maid arrested <-Lead July 2, 2011
  164. UnNews:Porn and kids:How young is too young?
  165. UnNews:Supreme Court strikes ban on violent children’s games <-Lead July 1, 2011
  166. UnNews:ICC:Gaddafi could face jaywalking citation <-Lead June 30, 2011
  167. UnNews:Bachmann: 'scare tactics' in debt ceiling scam
  168. UnNews:California rail route splits homes to protect dung beetles
  169. UnNews:Rwandese woman minister guilty of unlicensed genocide
  170. UnNews:12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice <-Lead June 25, 2011
  171. UnNews:Casino slot machine pays way too much
  172. UnNews:New York atheists angry over 'Hell' street sign
  173. UnNews:Cheney:Waive airline body-bag fees for returning mercenaries <-Lead June 24, 2011
  174. UnNews:'Smart Only' debating site sparks outrage by dumping 30 deemed too stupid
  175. UnNews:Angel Jolie visits condemned sinners in Hell
  176. UnNews:Strauss-Kahn claimed to have prophylactic immunity
  177. UnNews:CIA appoints Zawahiri as new token-enemy leader
  178. UnNews:Polish study shows 9 out of 10 males are lesbian
  179. UnNews:CIA adopts ‘pass god & praise the ammo’ policy in Yemen <-Lead June 15, 2011
  180. UnNews:Polish astronaut on mission to prove Bin Laden not dead
  181. UnNews:France faces fines over hamster sexploitation <-Lead June 11, 2011
  182. UnNews:Rangers recount Audie Murphy Medal recipient's moronic act
  183. UnNews:NATO mulls nuking Gaddafi compound
  184. UnNews:Talks focus on spoils of post-Gaddafi Libya
  185. UnNews:Cuban court convicts 6 of honesty
  186. UnNews:Palin: I didn't mean to step on Romney's "thingy" <-Lead June 7-10, 2011
  187. UnNews:Chinese teenager sells penis for iPad
  188. UnNews:U.S. gives foreign aid to countries holding billions in treasury securities
  189. UnNews:Dealers win global war on drugs
  190. UnNews:Blast rocks northern Nigerian city <-Lead June 1, 2011
  191. UnNews:3075 bodies recovered from Polish airlines crash
  192. UnNews:Fifa denies bladder in crisis
  193. UnNews:Scientists take wild guess at nature of Mars
  194. UnNews:Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg eats only what he picks
  195. UnNews:Scores missing after US tornado
  196. UnNews:Seal Team 6 jokes all the rage on Twitter
  197. UnNews:Mississippi governor urges caution as river crests
  198. UnNews:IMF Chief alleges sodomy and extortion by hotel maid
  199. UnNews:Rapture conman hung from jackass tree by disgruntled fucktards
  200. UnNews:Dicks deem dick a dick
  201. UnNews:Pakistan President asks: 'bin who?'
  202. UnNews:Pope John Paul II wins 'Monsignor Universe' beauty contest
  203. UnNews:Prince William and Kate Middleton leave Buckingham Palace in Prince Charles's Morris Mini Cooper S
  204. UnNews:Trump forces Obama to show Earth certificate <-Lead April 28, 2011
  205. Jeff Beck <-FA April 27, 2011
  206. UnNews:McCain held in Libya on visa violation
  207. UnNews:Tampa Bay wide receiver catches Florida toddler
  208. UnNews:Flying robot assassins deployed in Libya
  209. UnNews:Brick, New Jersey SWAT team bored to death
  210. UnNews:Alcatraz reopened for Bradley Manning
  211. UnNews:Michigan teacher arrested for weapons possession
  212. UnNews:Obama Ponzi scheme speech reveals short-term plan
  213. UnNews:Iran accused of ‘foreign meddling’ copyright infringement <-Lead April 16, 2011
  214. UnNews:Mexico discovered in mass graves
  215. UnNews:Scientists speak out on ‘gay caveman’ <-Lead April 13, 2011
  216. UnNews:Scientist finds super-bug in New Delhi water
  217. UnNews:Emergency grips India as god hangs on life support <-Lead April 7, 2011
  218. UnNews:Florida pastor starts WWIII (Collab. with Spike)
  219. UnNews:Rebels have already established new Central Bank of Libya
  220. UnNews:US hands Libyan sky to NATO, takes over on ground
  221. UnNews:Abercrombie criticized for selling push-up briefs to little boys <-Lead March 27-28, 2011
  222. Psychedelic Music <-FA April 14, 2011 (Collab. with Sog)
  223. UnNews:KIA soldier to receive full-body transplant <-Lead March 30, 2011 (Collab. with Spike)
  224. UnNews:France recognizes American rebels
  225. UnNews:Florida judge defends decision to apply Islamic law on Muslims
  226. UnNews:Glenn Beck credits God with earthquake-tsunami <-Lead March 18, 2011
  227. UnNews:Psychedelic icon takes final trip
  228. UnNews:Earthquake weapon test takes heat off Libya (Collaboration with Aleister)
  229. UnNews:Bradley Manning mulls plea-bargain
  230. UnNews:Charlie Sheen swings from rooftop, yells ‘tally-ho!’
  231. UnNews:Britney Spears raves about Jason Trawick’s manhood
  232. UnNews:Pope lauds Rabbi's insistence Catholics did not kill reason
  233. UnNews:Euthanized puppy resurrects, pissed off
  234. UnNews:“Beam me up, Scotty” is possible with lasers, say scientists (Collaboration with Spike)
  235. UnNews:Samuel Jackson rips Oscars on diversity
  236. UnNews:Qaddafi: al-Qaeda should apologize 'while licking my feet'
  237. UnNews:Refugee crisis on Wisconsin's west border
  238. IMF calls for dollar alternative as oil spikes (Gnome-speakernotes listen) (Collaboration with Spike)
  239. UnNews:Peruvians placed at risk at soccer match <-Lead Feb 20, 2011 (Collaboration with Spike)
  240. UnNews:Pirates hijack USS Enterprise
  241. UnNews:Russian Roulette: Computer beats human rivals
  242. UnNews:Clinton picks new U.S. envoy to Afghanistan, Pakistan <-Lead Feb 15, 2011
  243. UnNews:Lawyers question legality of asteroid impact
  244. UnNews:Obama creates superstate with US-World merger
  245. UnNews:Illinois driver accused of hit-and-run with tree
  246. UnNews:Saudis warn Uncyclopedia not to parody Mubarak <-Lead Feb 10, 2011
  247. UnNews:Lindsay Lohan charged with dildo theft <-Lead Feb 9, 2011
  248. UnNews:Weird Al Yankovic flubs National Anthem
  249. UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
  250. UnNews:Pakistan urged to free boy arrested for blasphemy
  251. UnNews:Mubarak steps up pressure on Egyptian fans
  252. UnNews:Mummies vandalize Cairo museum
  253. UnNews:Wanted at Uncyclopedia: Women <-Lead Jan 29, 2011
  254. UnNews:Uganda gay rights activist David Kato canonized
  255. UnNews:Media consensus: good news is bad news
  256. UnNews:Mississippi resident 'couldn't care less!' <-Lead Jan 22, 2011
  257. UnNews:Illuminati celebrates Facebook success in NWO plan <-Lead Jan 18, 2011
  258. UnNews:China's secret fleet of stealth fighters
  259. UnNews:Tourists in North Korea face new anthem tax (Collaboration with Spike)
  260. UnNews:1,000 birds in mass suicide over Arkansas <-Lead Jan 4, 2011
  261. UnNews:Water causes evacuation of Napalm theme park
  262. UnNews:Cartoon plotter charged in Denmark <-Lead Dec 31, 2010
  263. UnNews:Waterquakes shake South Pacific Ocean
  264. UnNews:Current emissions risk devastating odor rise
  265. UnNews:North Korea to honor invincible Kim Jong Il with 21-nuke salute <-Lead Dec 25, 2010
  266. UnNews:Russia puts off signing START treaty to 2077
  267. UnNews:Atheist North Korea ready for ‘sacred war' with South
  268. UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse <-FA
  269. UnNews:Officials warn of holiday attacks; no one cares (Collaboration with Spike)
  270. UnNews:Custer’s last flag bombs on eBay
  271. UnNews:Britain to burn U.S. pastor for Koran plan
  272. UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon <-FA Dec. 16, 2010
  273. UnNews:WikiLeaks hacktivists bring Earth to standstill
  274. UnNews:Israel denies involvement in shark attacks
  275. UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon <-FA
  276. UnNews:Charles Manson caught with electric toothbrush in prison <-Lead Dec 6, 2010
  277. United States of Earth <-FA Nov 15, 2010 (Collaboration with Sog)
  278. Lord Christopher Monckton <-FA October 22, 2010
  279. Alfred E. Neuman <-FA October 21, 2010
  280. Jack Dempsey <-FA October 6, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister)
  281. Punji Stick <-FA Nov. 19, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister and Romartus)
  282. Mike Tyson <-FA March. 15, 2011 (Collaboration with Aleister)
  283. Tony Jaa <-FA Nov. 20, 2010 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
  284. Joe Pesci <-Quasi FA Dec. 15, 2010 / FA March 14, 2011 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
  285. HowTo:Be absurdly funny and not just a content freak <-Feature May 1, 2010
  286. UnNews:5 rare pink elephants found dead in Indonesia
  287. UnNews:Somali teen busted in Christmas tree plot
  288. UnNews:Wealthy buffoons say: ‘tax us’, poor say, ‘hell, yeah!’
  289. UnNews:Newsweek depiction of Obama as void upsets some Hindus
  290. UnNews:Pakistan leader soon to view death sentence
  291. UnNews:Vatican to issue abuse guidelines
  292. UnNews:Scientists create and capture Antichrist <-Lead Nov. 18, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  293. UnNews:Iran’s crackdown on women (Collaboration with Sog)
  294. UnNews:Burmese democracy leader released from house into yard
  295. UnNews:Invasive airport screening stirs backlash among passengers
  296. UnNews:Ohio teacher expelled for sleeping in class <-Lead Nov. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  297. UnNews:Iran mum on US mystery missile <-Lead Nov. 10, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  298. UnNews:What makes for a Facebook friend?
  299. UnNews:Saudi "ink-pen nuke" blows up (Collaboration with Spike)
  300. UnNews:Pam Anderson's Playboy donation decried by Muslims
  301. UnNews:Hurricane Shary misses Bermuda, deemed laughing stock <-Lead Oct. 30, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  302. UnNews:Obama warns of apocalypse if Republicans win (Collaboration with Spike)
  303. UnNews:Mom killed after interrupting baby's Facebook time
  304. UnNews:Seventeen US nukes get away <-Lead Oct. 27, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  305. UnNews:Karzai admits receiving 'lorries of dollars' from Iran too
  306. UnNews:Surgeon cut off penis by mistake at Bury hospital
  307. Lunar Launch <-Playwrite of the Month Oct. 2010, FA May 28, 2011 (Collaboration with Socky)
  308. States of the USE
  309. UnNews:San Francisco newspaper publishes 'straight list,' calls for boycott of Uganda
  310. UnNews:Osama bin Laden living in Karachi Hilton? <-Lead Oct. 19, 2010
  311. UnNews:Richards: Mick Jagger was ‘sententious’ <-Lead Oct. 17, 2010
  312. UnNews:Rapper ‘talks’ man down from hotel roof
  313. UnNews:Mount Everest gets Internet thumbs down
  314. UnNews:Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in woods <-Lead Oct. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  315. UnNews:New York GOP gubernatorial candidate condemns gays
  316. UnNews:Two gay boys target street gang in lascivious attack
  317. UnNews:French Islam ban passes last legal hurdle
  318. UnNews:Meat made O'Donnell avoid being Hare Krishna
  319. UnNews:Purple lucky rabbit’s feet to bring 'great events,' Chinese fortune-teller predicts
  320. UnNews:US Herpes tests in Guatemala 'crime against Guatemala'
  321. HowTo:Tell another bar joke <-Feature October 9, 2010
  322. UnNews:Woman turns in former husband for 1993 slaying
  323. UnNews:Mexican mayor stoned to death in drug overdose
  324. UnNews:Pentagon destroys copies of officer's exposé
  325. UnNews:Photographs expose athletes' village shambles in Delhi <-Lead Sept 23, 2010
  326. UnNews:Debate continues on 'Frankenstein' salmon
  327. UnNews:Mexico paper seeks cartel advice on police scourge
  328. UnNews:Urgent call on UN to stop 'alien invasion' <-Lead Sept. 19, 2010
  329. UnNews:Castro calls Sarkozy a 'coño’, questions control by wife
  330. Tantra <-FA (Collaboration with Aleister)
  331. General William Westmoreland <-FA (Collaboration with Sog)
  332. UnBooks:Keith Richards <-FA (Collaboration with Romartus)
  333. UnNews:Taliban drone attack kills eight NATO troops
  334. HowTo:Pimp a ho <-Feature Sept. 18, 2010
  335. UnNews:World holds-breath for unveiling of NKorean heir
  336. UnNews:Florida Pastor extorts 'ground zero' imam
  337. UnNews:God vs. godly?
  338. UnNews:Lifer gets 6 months for assaulting guard
  339. UnNews:NASA to send manned probe into Sun at night
  340. UnNews:Avatar director vows to aid Na'vi tribe
  341. UnNews:Berlin vegetarian restaurant revealed as hoax by cannibals
  342. UnNews:Cali Cartel develops robotic 'mule' to smuggle drugs
  343. UnNews:Iran threatens to strike Israel nuke site <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
  344. UnNews:60-books-a-month toddler kicks reading habit <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
  345. UnNews:Stephen Hawking created Universe?
  346. UnNews:Afghanistan: Why are the Taliban winning? <-Lead Sept 2, 2010
  347. UnNews:Tony Blair book describes Gordon Brown as 'laborious'
  348. UnNews:Cannabis may relieve chronic sobriety
  349. UnNews:Himalayan glaciers melting deadline 'a stupid mistake' <-Lead Aug 31, 2010
  350. UnNews:Rabbi calls for 'laughing fit' on Mahmoud Abbas
  351. UnNews:Paris Hilton caught with Francium
  352. UnNews:Religious activists complain over nudity in porn films
  353. UnNews:Kim Jong II visits China – so friggin' what? <-Lead Aug 27, 2010
  354. UnNews:Death ‘ray gun’ to be tested in Los Angeles jail
  355. UnNews:Thailand defends ‘Lord of War’ court decision
  356. UnNews:AP: It's 'Ground Zero Mosque,' people
  357. UnNews:Saudi Arabia urged not to lobotomize man as retribution punishment
  358. UnNews:1 in 5 Americans thinks Obama is Christian? <-Lead Aug 20, 2010
  359. UnNews:Seven Dwarfs accused of £4,369,083 iTunes scam
  360. UnNews:Facebook introduces stalking feature <-Lead Aug 19, 2010
  361. PNG quake tourism booming
  362. UnBooks:Jeff Beck Illustrated
  363. UnNews:Zsa Zsa Gabor calls in priest for final exorcism <-Lead August 17, 2010
  364. UnNews:Obama favors Ground Zero mosque
  365. UnNews:Big Ben dwarfed by Big Bin <-Lead August 11-12, 2010
  366. UnNews:US dollar to go on paper-standard? <-Lead August 10, 2010
  367. UnNews:Abandon Earth - Stephen Hawking warns
  368. UnNews:Greenland breaks off ice, drifts south
  369. UnNews:Has Tiger Woods lost his mojo?
  370. Padmé <-FA July 10, 2011
  371. UnNews:Saudis announce Blackberry ban
  372. UnNews:Mullen outlines U.S. Iran attack plans <-Lead August 2, 2010
  373. UnNews:Germany mourns Love Festival victims, while Hate Festival boasts no injuries
  374. UnNews:Mars site may hold 'buried life' <-Lead July 30, 2010
  375. Fatima asks UnWikiAnswers
  376. HowTo:Payola <-Feature August 15, 2010
  377. UnNews:Putin sings with Expelled Agents <-Lead July 26, 2010
  378. UnNews:Sinkhole swallows flooded Milwaukee
  379. UnNews:India unveils prototype of $3 iPad <-Lead July 24, 2010
  380. UnNews:Al Qaeda audio says post-dated victory assured
  381. UnNews:CIA lifts lid on alleged UnCycloLeaks <-Lead July 23, 2010
  382. HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds <-Feature July 24, 2010
  383. UnNews:Paris Hilton is French Connection?
  384. UnNews:Giant sinkhole in Orion swallows cosmos
  385. UnNews:Vatican unveils new rule to stop abuse: just say no!
  386. UnNews:Libyan AIDS ship averted by Israel
  387. UnNews:Vanished Iranian scientist reappears in Washington
  388. UnNews:Swiss free Polanski after US refuse to extradite rapist <-Lead July 13, 2010
  389. HowTo:Fear Blue-ringed octopus <-Feature July 17, 2010
  390. UnNews:Looning 'can slow ageing process'
  391. UnNews:Soccer fans shun art for hookers
  392. UnNews:'Star Wars' creator sues lightsaber manufacturer in China
  393. UnNews:Secret Soma formula revealed by Leary estate
  394. UnNews:Thailand extends emergency law for 30 years
  395. UnNews:Obama: One more year in Afghanistan, then bust
  396. UnNews:Moby Dick fossil found in Peruvian desert
  397. UnNews:Google implements gays-only employment policy
  398. UnNews:There will be war in Iran?
  399. UnNews:Taliban offensive drives NATO, U.S. attorney general to Tora Bora <-Lead June 30, 2010
  400. UnNews:Death guilty of manslaughter in Australia
  401. UnNews:Michael Jackson's father files wrongful death
  402. UnNews:Biden calls brothel mistress a 'smartass' after prostitution comment <-Lead June 28, 2010
  403. UnNews:'Overwhelming high' leads to world-record drug bust
  404. UnNews:Michael Jackson: one year later <-Lead June 26, 2010
  405. UnNews:Triple X domain wins approval
  406. UnNews:Unstable man arrested with weapons near K-2 summit
  407. UnNews:Gillard is Australia's first shemale PM
  408. UnNews:Lil' Wayne arrested on drug charge – statement goes platinum
  409. UnNews:77 million 'poisoned' in Bangladesh <-Lead June 21, 2010
  410. UnNews:Red Shirts blast Thai PM for trying to make good image <-Lead June 20, 2010
  411. UnNews:Egyptian minister: Obama told me he is a Muhammadan <-Lead June 19, 2010
  412. UnNews:Convicted killer Ronnie Gardner executed with bazooka
  413. UnNews:Mom: R.I. school bans 8-year-old son's patriotic hat with army figures
  414. UnNews:BP admits drilling breached Hades, hell to pay
  415. UnNews:Sperm whale poop fights climate change
  416. UnNews:Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar
  417. UnNews:U.S. discovers $1 googol in Afghan gold <-Lead June 14, 2010
  418. UnNews:Military spectacle mocks Queen Elizabeth's birthday <-Lead June 12, 2010
  419. HowTo:Appreciate Womp Rats <-Feature June 27, 2010
  420. Post Apocalypse <-FA July 17, 2010
  421. HowTo:Be Uncyclopedia Beach Local <-Feature June 19, 2010
  422. UnNews:Taliban executes spy-baby, 2, for spying
  423. UnNews:Child photographed smoking huge joint at Phillies game
  424. UnNews:Iran's Ahmadinejad slams devil
  425. UnNews:Gulf spill 7th sign of Hopi prophecy?
  426. UnNews:Student sentenced for filming porn with school teacher <-Lead June 7, 2010
  427. UnNews:Mexican drug cartel reportedly plotted to blow up Texas <-Lead June 6, 2010
  428. UnNews:Israeli ‘Nerf war’ causes international outcry <-Lead June 5, 2010
  429. UnNews:Thailand entices tourists back after mayhem <-Lead June 3, 2010
  430. UnNews:Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo <-Lead June 3, 2010
  431. UnNews:Gulf oil spill scientists warn of Black Lagoon
  432. UnNews:Famous Mexican prison warden abducted, remembered
  433. UnNews:Kindergarten knife attackers executed in China
  434. HowTo:Start a computer
  435. UnNews:Philippe Cousteau discovers horrors of under water oil spill
  436. UnNews:Charles Manson denied parole for 382nd time, gives interview
  437. UnNews:Camel Porn smut film too raunchy for Mecca <-Lead May 26, 2010
  438. HowTo:Disperse an angry mob of protesters <-Feature May 29, 2010
  439. UnNews:Mutant species discovered amid warnings of Godzilla threat <-Lead May 23, 2010
  440. UnNews:Thailand shows weapons confiscated from unarmed protesters
  441. UnNews:BP concedes Gulf oil spill raised sea level 12 feet
  442. UnNews:Facebook blocks Pakistan over 'satirical content'
  443. UnNews:Malawi poofs jailed for being poofs
  444. UnNews:Iran to resume enrichment
  445. UnNews:Two different ‘If I Did It’ books released same day
  446. UnNews:Mercenaries release Somali pirates after ransom returned
  447. UnNews:Playboy to publish inflatable centerfold <-Lead May 12, 2010
  448. UnNews:D.C. Council approves party weed
  449. UnNews:Drone Wars: “If it breathes, kill it!” <-Lead May 9, 2010
  450. UnNews:World leaders rush to contain Greek contagion
  451. UnNews:Massive strike paralyzes Greece <-Lead May 5, 2010
  452. UnNews:U.S. reveals it has lost count of nuclear warheads, introduces “Continental Bomb” <-Lead May 4, 2010
  453. HowTo:Beat jet lag <-Feature May 22, 2010, FA Oct. 4, 2010
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  455. Uncyclopedia Beach Local
  456. Mecca Vice <-FA May 3, 2010
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  462. Laird Hamilton <-FA Sept 11, 2010
  463. December 21, 2012 <-FA May 31, 2011 (Collaboration with MrN)
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  465. Kryptonite <-FA June 25, 2011
  466. Local
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  468. G-Rex <-FA June 18, 2011 (Collaboration with Sog)
  469. Blue-ringed octopus <-FA May 10, 2011
  470. Mai lai
  471. My Lie
  472. Voidism <-FA May 27, 2010
  473. iBauer <-FA Aug 15, 2012
  474. Ancient Uncyclopedia <-FA March 6 2013
  475. 2012 <-FA May 31, 2011 (Collaboration with MrN)
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  477. Dead Dicks <-FA March 7, 2012
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  480. The Big Crunch <-FA Aug, 11, 2011
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  482. The Misunderstood <-FA June 12, 2013
  483. Roberto Duran <-FA Jan 2, 2011 (Collaboration with Sog)
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  487. UnNews:Vatican forgiven by Beatles
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  492. UnNews:Tiger didn't rape anybody
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  496. UnNews:Senegal unveils colossal gold statue amid outcry
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  498. UnNews:Erykah Badu faces death for nude walk in Mecca
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  500. UnNews:Condemned sorcerer pleads for Saudi mercy
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  504. UnNews:“Pineapple” Noriega's great-grandson pleads drugs, cash
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  507. UnNews:Pentagon to gays: “come and get it!”
  508. UnNews:Fort Knox robbed, nothing to steal
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  517. UnNews:India unveils giant air freshener to scrub atmosphere
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  527. UnNews:Reporter permitted one corny story
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  529. UnNews:Atheists decry SOS
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  533. UnNews:Lord Monckton denies denying denial
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  535. Iran demands heavier sanctions
  536. UnNews:Jack Bauer arrests screenwriters
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  538. UnNews:Sock puppet sues Uncyclopedia cites failure
  539. UnNews:FED Sues Uncyclopedia, Demands NWO Evidence Removed
  540. UnNews:Afghanistan: Large Blast Rocks Naught?
  541. UnNews: Military Consensus: No News is Good News
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  543. UnNews: Massive Earthquake, Giant Sink Hole Swallows Chile
  544. UnNews:The Kick of Assassination
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  546. UnNews:Afghanistan: NATO Air Strike Kills 190,000 Civilians
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