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Writer of the month Writer of the Month October 2010BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2012Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner April 2010Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner June 2010Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner September 2010Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner June 2011Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner September 2011

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Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ

And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template.

Winner in October, 2010



Articles, HowTo, UnBooks, UnScripts and UnNews: 548

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  1. UnNews:Aliens deny plan to enforce carbon tax
  2. UnNews:Syria: Dijon mustard gas used in France
  3. UnNews:John McCain in Syria named new face of global terror
  4. UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize <-FA
  5. UnNews:Afghanistan’s favorite sport: Head Polo
  6. UnNews:Korean cluster-fuck: Experts ponder unwanted pregnancy
  7. UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster's ex-wife
  8. UnNews:Bogus cubic zirconium found containing real diamond
  9. Glass Mike Tyson
  10. UnNews:Low-ranking Syrian terrorist defects from NATO
  11. UnNews:US Army vet treats al Qaeda pets
  12. UnNews:Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope <-FA March 12 2013 - Result: Cardinal Bergoglio is last man sitting.
  13. UnNews:Iranian news adds burqa to Michelle Obama's Oscars dress <-Lead
  14. UnNews:Vatican joins banned prayer lawsuit against Armstrong
  15. UnNews:Georgia hospital use Facebook to notify mom of son's birth
  16. UnNews:WW3 averted as superpowers parlay missile strike into "meteor" hoax (With Spike)
  17. UnNews:President Chelsea Clinton jubilant as Bashar al-Assad dies of old age
  18. UnNews:Gay Scouts delay decision on policy excluding boys
  19. UnNews:Facebook introduces ‘Nookie’ (With Spike)
  20. UnNews:Rebels decide not to target air base in Syria
  21. UnNews:New safe ammo dampens gun debate
  22. UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news <-FA
  23. UnNews:Princess of Wales defends toddler ‘allowance tax’
  24. UnNews:Elephant Pee Coffee is acquired taste
  25. UnNews:‘Make Me Gay’ app debate heats up
  26. UnNews:Saudis eye sand exports to Europe
  27. UnNews:Talking dog wins worlds biggest liar award
  28. UnNews:Iranian jets fire on unarmed U.S. drone - missing wildly
  29. UnNews:Ghost buster slimed by John Holmes poltergeist
  30. UnNews:Pre-election Highlights
  31. UnNews:Al-Qaeda bans law enforcement in secular Middle East
  32. UnNews:Idaho woman booked after ‘sleep shagging’
  33. UnNews:Nyaditski endures mosquitoes in third Amazon swim attempt
  34. UnNews:North Carolina honors wounded warriors with VIP parking
  35. UnNews:300-pound toddler too big to play football
  36. UnNews:Lucy Liu admits poisoning British bankster
  37. UnNews:Olympics undermine the doping spirit
  38. UnNews:AIDS virus chases Hillary Clinton from Malawi
  39. UnNews:Bird lovers plan same-sex “oral-day” at Chick-fil-A
  40. UnNews:Passenger finds harpoon in Air Canada sandwich
  41. UnNews:Photographer had bottoms up view of nuclear blast <-Lead
  42. UnNews:House passes Ron Paul's ‘Audit the Girl Scouts’ bill
  43. UnNews:21 drown trying to walk on water at Tony Robbins event <-Lead
  44. UnNews:Washington lauds valiant Syrian terrorists
  45. UnNews:Least important Syrian beggar calls for foreign candy
  46. UnNews:LSD users switch to Soma <-Lead
  47. UnNews:Obama chides Romney on dick size
  48. UnNews:Vampire Flu cover-up by DHS
  49. Nillion (Collab with Shabidoo and Sog) <-FA
  50. Soma <-FA
  51. UnNews:Basket case nations form bric alliance
  52. UnNews:US Attorney General refuses to prosecute self for contempt
  53. UnNews:President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism
  54. UnNews:Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all
  55. UnNews:Flirting app shuts down teen service to protect adults from child predators
  56. UnNews:Hasidic NYPD recruit says she was fired over beard length
  57. UnNews:Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million
  58. Bad Mike Tyson
  59. UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming <-FA
  60. UnNews:Falling sheep strike cars in Australia
  61. UnNews:The ambitious plan to build Star Trek's Enterprise
  62. UnNews:Auction of purported Gipper poop canceled
  63. UnNews:Bogus hooker sells sex in Mississippi
  64. UnNews:World to hold joint anti-terror war games in Syria
  65. UnNews:Martial arts pervert banned from Earth
  66. UnNews:12.4 million people hit by drought
  67. UnNews:Man flies across Rio de Janeiro using a catapult
  68. My Lai Massacre <-FA
  69. Bhagavad-gita <-FA
  70. India (Collab with PuppyOnTheRadio) <-FA
  71. The Yardbirds <-FA
  72. Womp Rat <-FA
  73. Amero <-FA
  74. UnNews:Norris admits he doesn’t know Jack
  75. UnNews:Obama blames high gas prices on Iran
  76. UnNews:Suspicious nuke discovered in French port
  77. UnNews:Marines told to disrobe before Panetta
  78. Uncyclopedian (Collab with Puppy and Aleister)
  79. UnNews:Cleopatra investigation pending toxicology results
  80. UnNews:KONY 2012 pacifists demand war to neutralize Lord of the Ants
  81. UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain <-Lead and FA
  82. UnNews:Tom Thumb discovered as Nepalese Yeti
  83. UnNews:WWIII postponed thanks to Russia and China
  84. UnNews:Preemptively attacked snake acquitted of manslaughter <-Lead
  85. UnNews:Police arrest suspect for PCP thought crime
  86. UnNews:Elitist media prepare public for ultimate true flag attack
  87. UnNews:Everest summit bomber startles Israeli climber <-Lead
  88. UnNews:Conspiracy Theory Conspiracies Ministry axes Alex Jones
  89. UnNews:Our newest political-lobbyist is a primitive sea sponge
  90. UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (with Aleister) <-FA
  91. UnNews:Why the Chinese are buying record quantities of Lead
  92. UnNews:US false flag warning level extreme <-Lead
  93. UnNews:Palestine dilemma: suicide or surfing
  94. UnNews:Sanctimonious taunted at South Carolina gay bar
  95. UnNews:Huntsman ends presidential bid, backs China’s Hu <-Lead
  96. UnNews:Titty-twisting celebrity arrested in Disney World
  97. UnNews:US denies raucous bomb attack on Iran unclear scientist
  98. UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable <-Lead and FA
  99. UnNews:Danish tot builds Lego Higgs boson
  100. UnNews:Exterminist teachings sully American Koran
  101. UnNews:Ebenezer swap: Israel names Palestinian prisoners
  102. UnNews:Paralyzed race car driver crashes, burns
  103. UnNews:US to nuke Iran over plot to swat Saudi mosquito
  104. UnNews:Earthscrapers hidden underground in preparation for “designer WWIII” <-Lead
  105. UnNews:Dirt, iron ore linked to mature death
  106. UnNews:Iranian faces execution for fibbing, not just usury
  107. UnNews:Kapoor: We can beat sex slavery by legalization <-Lead
  108. UnNews:Iran plans to send another ship off U.S. coast
  109. UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue <-Lead
  110. UnNews:Valet: Accused UBS bank trader sorry beyond recollection <-Lead
  111. UnNews:Amber reveals dinosaur clue <-Lead
  112. UnNews:Mutilated Admin serves as warning from UnNews <-Lead
  113. BNA
  114. UnNews:Libya conflict: Jannah border cannot be closed
  115. UnNews:Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show <-Lead
  116. UnNews:Qaddafi is new rebel leader, NATO flummoxed
  117. UnNews:Rick Perrier's prowess: bribes central to success <-Lead
  118. UnNews:Assad calls on Obama to step down
  119. John Belushi <-Collab with Madmax and Oliphaunte: FA
  120. UnNews:Larry Flynt offers Casey Anthony $5 million to pose dead
  121. UnNews:Non-criminal busts into California prison <-Lead
  122. UnNews:Mick Jagger sings in Sanskrit with reborn rockers
  123. UnNews:UK rebels recognized as humanitarian intervention looms
  124. UnNews:Uncyclopedia says it’s losing contributors <-Lead
  125. UnNews:Taliban boy wipes out Seal Team 6?
  126. UnNews:Only one in 12-persons in stylish Pajero crash tests positive <-Lead
  127. UnNews:Libyan rebels recognize Sarkozy, NATO envoy Younes killed
  128. UnNews:Air France orders beautiful-Caucasian-only cabin crew for Strauss-Kahn <-Lead
  129. UnNews:Knights Templar sue Libyan al Qaeda over ink pen nuke <-Lead
  130. UnNews:Man arrested for building nuclear bomb in his toilet <-Lead
  131. UnNews:Former Mexican president urges legalizing crime
  132. UnNews:Norway:Police ponder new Breivik charge of crimes against honkies
  133. UnNews:Germany lends Libyan rebels 144 million bullets <-Lead
  134. UnNews:Goldfish killed in Mexico after ransom not paid <-Lead
  135. UnNews:German man missing since 1945 is found working in Las Vegas <-Lead July 25, 2011
  136. UnNews:Final space shuttle crashes <-Lead July 22, 2011
  137. HowTo:Soma <-Feature July 11, 2010
  138. UnNews:Woman spends $10,000 on invisible deity
  139. UnNews:Al-Qaeda network hacked; group blames terrorists
  140. Unobtanium <-FA Aug 12, 2011 (Collab. with ShabiDoo)
  141. Bohemian Grove <-FA July 24, 2011 (Collab. with Mattsnow)
  142. UnNews:Obituary:Amy Winehouse enters rebirth
  143. UnNews:Taxpayer funded study examined penis sizes in black communities
  144. UnNews:Obama meets Lama, explains capitalism <-Lead July 20, 2011
  145. UnNews:Baby murderer freed after pardon
  146. UnNews:NATO pooped, broke; Gaddafi prevails
  147. UnNews:Whiter sugar from plastic
  148. UnNews:Brazilian plane lands after take-off <-Lead July 15, 2011
  149. UnNews:Uncyclopedia warns against flaming ‘Arse-hole’ virus
  150. UnNews:Live M2 Flamethrower found on JetBlue Boston-Newark flight <-Lead July 13, 2011
  151. UnNews:Lawyer for Casey Anthony worried about getting paid
  152. UnNews:Thousands of women accuse Strauss-Kahn in feeding frenzy <-Lead July 10, 2011
  153. UnNews:US court orders change to gay military ban
  154. UnNews:Moody's downgrades Portugal from junk to dog shit
  155. UnNews:Japan's reconstruction minister resigns, all reconstruction stops
  156. UnNews:Qaddafi Arrest Warrant:African Union tells ICC to ‘bugger off!’ <-Lead July 4, 2011
  157. Inbox <-FA (Collaboration)
  158. UnNews:Ex-IMF phallus Strauss-Kahn freed, maid arrested <-Lead July 2, 2011
  159. UnNews:Porn and kids:How young is too young?
  160. UnNews:Supreme Court strikes ban on violent children’s games <-Lead July 1, 2011
  161. UnNews:ICC:Gaddafi could face jaywalking citation <-Lead June 30, 2011
  162. UnNews:Bachmann: 'scare tactics' in debt ceiling scam
  163. UnNews:California rail route splits homes to protect dung beetles
  164. UnNews:Rwandese woman minister guilty of unlicensed genocide
  165. UnNews:12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice <-Lead June 25, 2011
  166. UnNews:Casino slot machine pays way too much
  167. UnNews:New York atheists angry over 'Hell' street sign
  168. UnNews:Cheney:Waive airline body-bag fees for returning mercenaries <-Lead June 24, 2011
  169. UnNews:'Smart Only' debating site sparks outrage by dumping 30 deemed too stupid
  170. UnNews:Angel Jolie visits condemned sinners in Hell
  171. UnNews:Strauss-Kahn claimed to have prophylactic immunity
  172. UnNews:CIA appoints Zawahiri as new token-enemy leader
  173. UnNews:Polish study shows 9 out of 10 males are lesbian
  174. UnNews:CIA adopts ‘pass god & praise the ammo’ policy in Yemen <-Lead June 15, 2011
  175. UnNews:Polish astronaut on mission to prove Bin Laden not dead
  176. UnNews:France faces fines over hamster sexploitation <-Lead June 11, 2011
  177. UnNews:Rangers recount Audie Murphy Medal recipient's moronic act
  178. UnNews:NATO mulls nuking Gaddafi compound
  179. UnNews:Talks focus on spoils of post-Gaddafi Libya
  180. UnNews:Cuban court convicts 6 of honesty
  181. UnNews:Palin: I didn't mean to step on Romney's "thingy" <-Lead June 7-10, 2011
  182. UnNews:Chinese teenager sells penis for iPad
  183. UnNews:U.S. gives foreign aid to countries holding billions in treasury securities
  184. UnNews:Dealers win global war on drugs
  185. UnNews:Blast rocks northern Nigerian city <-Lead June 1, 2011
  186. UnNews:3075 bodies recovered from Polish airlines crash
  187. UnNews:Fifa denies bladder in crisis
  188. UnNews:Scientists take wild guess at nature of Mars
  189. UnNews:Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg eats only what he picks
  190. UnNews:Scores missing after US tornado
  191. UnNews:Seal Team 6 jokes all the rage on Twitter
  192. UnNews:Mississippi governor urges caution as river crests
  193. UnNews:IMF Chief alleges sodomy and extortion by hotel maid
  194. UnNews:Rapture conman hung from jackass tree by disgruntled fucktards
  195. UnNews:Dicks deem dick a dick
  196. UnNews:Pakistan President asks: 'bin who?'
  197. UnNews:Pope John Paul II wins 'Monsignor Universe' beauty contest
  198. UnNews:Prince William and Kate Middleton leave Buckingham Palace in Prince Charles's Morris Mini Cooper S
  199. UnNews:Trump forces Obama to show Earth certificate <-Lead April 28, 2011
  200. Jeff Beck <-FA April 27, 2011
  201. UnNews:McCain held in Libya on visa violation
  202. UnNews:Tampa Bay wide receiver catches Florida toddler
  203. UnNews:Flying robot assassins deployed in Libya
  204. UnNews:Brick, New Jersey SWAT team bored to death
  205. UnNews:Alcatraz reopened for Bradley Manning
  206. UnNews:Michigan teacher arrested for weapons possession
  207. UnNews:Obama Ponzi scheme speech reveals short-term plan
  208. UnNews:Iran accused of ‘foreign meddling’ copyright infringement <-Lead April 16, 2011
  209. UnNews:Mexico discovered in mass graves
  210. UnNews:Scientists speak out on ‘gay caveman’ <-Lead April 13, 2011
  211. UnNews:Scientist finds super-bug in New Delhi water
  212. UnNews:Emergency grips India as god hangs on life support <-Lead April 7, 2011
  213. UnNews:Florida pastor starts WWIII (Collab. with Spike)
  214. UnNews:Rebels have already established new Central Bank of Libya
  215. UnNews:US hands Libyan sky to NATO, takes over on ground
  216. UnNews:Abercrombie criticized for selling push-up briefs to little boys <-Lead March 27-28, 2011
  217. Psychedelic Music <-FA April 14, 2011 (Collab. with Sog)
  218. UnNews:KIA soldier to receive full-body transplant <-Lead March 30, 2011 (Collab. with Spike)
  219. UnNews:France recognizes American rebels
  220. UnNews:Florida judge defends decision to apply Islamic law on Muslims
  221. UnNews:Glenn Beck credits God with earthquake-tsunami <-Lead March 18, 2011
  222. UnNews:Psychedelic icon takes final trip
  223. UnNews:Earthquake weapon test takes heat off Libya (Collaboration with Aleister)
  224. UnNews:Bradley Manning mulls plea-bargain
  225. UnNews:Charlie Sheen swings from rooftop, yells ‘tally-ho!’
  226. UnNews:Britney Spears raves about Jason Trawick’s manhood
  227. UnNews:Pope lauds Rabbi's insistence Catholics did not kill reason
  228. UnNews:Euthanized puppy resurrects, pissed off
  229. UnNews:“Beam me up, Scotty” is possible with lasers, say scientists (Collaboration with Spike)
  230. UnNews:Samuel Jackson rips Oscars on diversity
  231. UnNews:Qaddafi: al-Qaeda should apologize 'while licking my feet'
  232. UnNews:Refugee crisis on Wisconsin's west border
  233. IMF calls for dollar alternative as oil spikes (Gnome-speakernotes listen) (Collaboration with Spike)
  234. UnNews:Peruvians placed at risk at soccer match <-Lead Feb 20, 2011 (Collaboration with Spike)
  235. UnNews:Pirates hijack USS Enterprise
  236. UnNews:Russian Roulette: Computer beats human rivals
  237. UnNews:Clinton picks new U.S. envoy to Afghanistan, Pakistan <-Lead Feb 15, 2011
  238. UnNews:Lawyers question legality of asteroid impact
  239. UnNews:Obama creates superstate with US-World merger
  240. UnNews:Illinois driver accused of hit-and-run with tree
  241. UnNews:Saudis warn Uncyclopedia not to parody Mubarak <-Lead Feb 10, 2011
  242. UnNews:Lindsay Lohan charged with dildo theft <-Lead Feb 9, 2011
  243. UnNews:Weird Al Yankovic flubs National Anthem
  244. UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
  245. UnNews:Pakistan urged to free boy arrested for blasphemy
  246. UnNews:Mubarak steps up pressure on Egyptian fans
  247. UnNews:Mummies vandalize Cairo museum
  248. UnNews:Wanted at Uncyclopedia: Women <-Lead Jan 29, 2011
  249. UnNews:Uganda gay rights activist David Kato canonized
  250. UnNews:Media consensus: good news is bad news
  251. UnNews:Mississippi resident 'couldn't care less!' <-Lead Jan 22, 2011
  252. UnNews:Illuminati celebrates Facebook success in NWO plan <-Lead Jan 18, 2011
  253. UnNews:China's secret fleet of stealth fighters
  254. UnNews:Tourists in North Korea face new anthem tax (Collaboration with Spike)
  255. UnNews:1,000 birds in mass suicide over Arkansas <-Lead Jan 4, 2011
  256. UnNews:Water causes evacuation of Napalm theme park
  257. UnNews:Cartoon plotter charged in Denmark <-Lead Dec 31, 2010
  258. UnNews:Waterquakes shake South Pacific Ocean
  259. UnNews:Current emissions risk devastating odor rise
  260. UnNews:North Korea to honor invincible Kim Jong Il with 21-nuke salute <-Lead Dec 25, 2010
  261. UnNews:Russia puts off signing START treaty to 2077
  262. UnNews:Atheist North Korea ready for ‘sacred war' with South
  263. UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse <-FA
  264. UnNews:Officials warn of holiday attacks; no one cares (Collaboration with Spike)
  265. UnNews:Custer’s last flag bombs on eBay
  266. UnNews:Britain to burn U.S. pastor for Koran plan
  267. UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon <-FA Dec. 16, 2010
  268. UnNews:WikiLeaks hacktivists bring Earth to standstill
  269. UnNews:Israel denies involvement in shark attacks
  270. UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon <-FA
  271. UnNews:Charles Manson caught with electric toothbrush in prison <-Lead Dec 6, 2010
  272. United States of Earth <-FA Nov 15, 2010 (Collaboration with Sog)
  273. Lord Christopher Monckton <-FA October 22, 2010
  274. Alfred E. Neuman <-FA October 21, 2010
  275. Jack Dempsey <-FA October 6, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister)
  276. Punji Stick <-FA Nov. 19, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister and Romartus)
  277. Mike Tyson <-FA March. 15, 2011 (Collaboration with Aleister)
  278. Tony Jaa <-FA Nov. 20, 2010 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
  279. Joe Pesci <-Quasi FA Dec. 15, 2010 / FA March 14, 2011 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
  280. HowTo:Be absurdly funny and not just a content freak <-Feature May 1, 2010
  281. UnNews:5 rare pink elephants found dead in Indonesia
  282. UnNews:Somali teen busted in Christmas tree plot
  283. UnNews:Wealthy buffoons say: ‘tax us’, poor say, ‘hell, yeah!’
  284. UnNews:Newsweek depiction of Obama as void upsets some Hindus
  285. UnNews:Pakistan leader soon to view death sentence
  286. UnNews:Vatican to issue abuse guidelines
  287. UnNews:Scientists create and capture Antichrist <-Lead Nov. 18, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  288. UnNews:Iran’s crackdown on women (Collaboration with Sog)
  289. UnNews:Burmese democracy leader released from house into yard
  290. UnNews:Invasive airport screening stirs backlash among passengers
  291. UnNews:Ohio teacher expelled for sleeping in class <-Lead Nov. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  292. UnNews:Iran mum on US mystery missile <-Lead Nov. 10, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  293. UnNews:What makes for a Facebook friend?
  294. UnNews:Saudi "ink-pen nuke" blows up (Collaboration with Spike)
  295. UnNews:Pam Anderson's Playboy donation decried by Muslims
  296. UnNews:Hurricane Shary misses Bermuda, deemed laughing stock <-Lead Oct. 30, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  297. UnNews:Obama warns of apocalypse if Republicans win (Collaboration with Spike)
  298. UnNews:Mom killed after interrupting baby's Facebook time
  299. UnNews:Seventeen US nukes get away <-Lead Oct. 27, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  300. UnNews:Karzai admits receiving 'lorries of dollars' from Iran too
  301. UnNews:Surgeon cut off penis by mistake at Bury hospital
  302. Lunar Launch <-Playwrite of the Month Oct. 2010, FA May 28, 2011 (Collaboration with Socky)
  303. States of the USE
  304. UnNews:San Francisco newspaper publishes 'straight list,' calls for boycott of Uganda
  305. UnNews:Osama bin Laden living in Karachi Hilton? <-Lead Oct. 19, 2010
  306. UnNews:Richards: Mick Jagger was ‘sententious’ <-Lead Oct. 17, 2010
  307. UnNews:Rapper ‘talks’ man down from hotel roof
  308. UnNews:Mount Everest gets Internet thumbs down
  309. UnNews:Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in woods <-Lead Oct. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  310. UnNews:New York GOP gubernatorial candidate condemns gays
  311. UnNews:Two gay boys target street gang in lascivious attack
  312. UnNews:French Islam ban passes last legal hurdle
  313. UnNews:Meat made O'Donnell avoid being Hare Krishna
  314. UnNews:Purple lucky rabbit’s feet to bring 'great events,' Chinese fortune-teller predicts
  315. UnNews:US Herpes tests in Guatemala 'crime against Guatemala'
  316. HowTo:Tell another bar joke <-Feature October 9, 2010
  317. UnNews:Woman turns in former husband for 1993 slaying
  318. UnNews:Mexican mayor stoned to death in drug overdose
  319. UnNews:Pentagon destroys copies of officer's exposé
  320. UnNews:Photographs expose athletes' village shambles in Delhi <-Lead Sept 23, 2010
  321. UnNews:Debate continues on 'Frankenstein' salmon
  322. UnNews:Mexico paper seeks cartel advice on police scourge
  323. UnNews:Urgent call on UN to stop 'alien invasion' <-Lead Sept. 19, 2010
  324. UnNews:Castro calls Sarkozy a 'coño’, questions control by wife
  325. Tantra <-FA (Collaboration with Aleister)
  326. General William Westmoreland <-FA (Collaboration with Sog)
  327. UnBooks:Keith Richards <-FA (Collaboration with Romartus)
  328. UnNews:Taliban drone attack kills eight NATO troops
  329. HowTo:Pimp a ho <-Feature Sept. 18, 2010
  330. UnNews:World holds-breath for unveiling of NKorean heir
  331. UnNews:Florida Pastor extorts 'ground zero' imam
  332. UnNews:God vs. godly?
  333. UnNews:Lifer gets 6 months for assaulting guard
  334. UnNews:NASA to send manned probe into Sun at night
  335. UnNews:Avatar director vows to aid Na'vi tribe
  336. UnNews:Berlin vegetarian restaurant revealed as hoax by cannibals
  337. UnNews:Cali Cartel develops robotic 'mule' to smuggle drugs
  338. UnNews:Iran threatens to strike Israel nuke site <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
  339. UnNews:60-books-a-month toddler kicks reading habit <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
  340. UnNews:Stephen Hawking created Universe?
  341. UnNews:Afghanistan: Why are the Taliban winning? <-Lead Sept 2, 2010
  342. UnNews:Tony Blair book describes Gordon Brown as 'laborious'
  343. UnNews:Cannabis may relieve chronic sobriety
  344. UnNews:Himalayan glaciers melting deadline 'a stupid mistake' <-Lead Aug 31, 2010
  345. UnNews:Rabbi calls for 'laughing fit' on Mahmoud Abbas
  346. UnNews:Paris Hilton caught with Francium
  347. UnNews:Religious activists complain over nudity in porn films
  348. UnNews:Kim Jong II visits China – so friggin' what? <-Lead Aug 27, 2010
  349. UnNews:Death ‘ray gun’ to be tested in Los Angeles jail
  350. UnNews:Thailand defends ‘Lord of War’ court decision
  351. UnNews:AP: It's 'Ground Zero Mosque,' people
  352. UnNews:Saudi Arabia urged not to lobotomize man as retribution punishment
  353. UnNews:1 in 5 Americans thinks Obama is Christian? <-Lead Aug 20, 2010
  354. UnNews:Seven Dwarfs accused of £4,369,083 iTunes scam
  355. UnNews:Facebook introduces stalking feature <-Lead Aug 19, 2010
  356. PNG quake tourism booming
  357. UnBooks:Jeff Beck Illustrated
  358. UnNews:Zsa Zsa Gabor calls in priest for final exorcism <-Lead August 17, 2010
  359. UnNews:Obama favors Ground Zero mosque
  360. UnNews:Big Ben dwarfed by Big Bin <-Lead August 11-12, 2010
  361. UnNews:US dollar to go on paper-standard? <-Lead August 10, 2010
  362. UnNews:Abandon Earth - Stephen Hawking warns
  363. UnNews:Greenland breaks off ice, drifts south
  364. UnNews:Has Tiger Woods lost his mojo?
  365. Padmé <-FA July 10, 2011
  366. UnNews:Saudis announce Blackberry ban
  367. UnNews:Mullen outlines U.S. Iran attack plans <-Lead August 2, 2010
  368. UnNews:Germany mourns Love Festival victims, while Hate Festival boasts no injuries
  369. UnNews:Mars site may hold 'buried life' <-Lead July 30, 2010
  370. Fatima asks UnWikiAnswers
  371. HowTo:Payola <-Feature August 15, 2010
  372. UnNews:Putin sings with Expelled Agents <-Lead July 26, 2010
  373. UnNews:Sinkhole swallows flooded Milwaukee
  374. UnNews:India unveils prototype of $3 iPad <-Lead July 24, 2010
  375. UnNews:Al Qaeda audio says post-dated victory assured
  376. UnNews:CIA lifts lid on alleged UnCycloLeaks <-Lead July 23, 2010
  377. HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds <-Feature July 24, 2010
  378. UnNews:Paris Hilton is French Connection?
  379. UnNews:Giant sinkhole in Orion swallows cosmos
  380. UnNews:Vatican unveils new rule to stop abuse: just say no!
  381. UnNews:Libyan AIDS ship averted by Israel
  382. UnNews:Vanished Iranian scientist reappears in Washington
  383. UnNews:Swiss free Polanski after US refuse to extradite rapist <-Lead July 13, 2010
  384. HowTo:Fear Blue-ringed octopus <-Feature July 17, 2010
  385. UnNews:Looning 'can slow ageing process'
  386. UnNews:Soccer fans shun art for hookers
  387. UnNews:'Star Wars' creator sues lightsaber manufacturer in China
  388. UnNews:Secret Soma formula revealed by Leary estate
  389. UnNews:Thailand extends emergency law for 30 years
  390. UnNews:Obama: One more year in Afghanistan, then bust
  391. UnNews:Moby Dick fossil found in Peruvian desert
  392. UnNews:Google implements gays-only employment policy
  393. UnNews:There will be war in Iran?
  394. UnNews:Taliban offensive drives NATO, U.S. attorney general to Tora Bora <-Lead June 30, 2010
  395. UnNews:Death guilty of manslaughter in Australia
  396. UnNews:Michael Jackson's father files wrongful death
  397. UnNews:Biden calls brothel mistress a 'smartass' after prostitution comment <-Lead June 28, 2010
  398. UnNews:'Overwhelming high' leads to world-record drug bust
  399. UnNews:Michael Jackson: one year later <-Lead June 26, 2010
  400. UnNews:Triple X domain wins approval
  401. UnNews:Unstable man arrested with weapons near K-2 summit
  402. UnNews:Gillard is Australia's first shemale PM
  403. UnNews:Lil' Wayne arrested on drug charge – statement goes platinum
  404. UnNews:77 million 'poisoned' in Bangladesh <-Lead June 21, 2010
  405. UnNews:Red Shirts blast Thai PM for trying to make good image <-Lead June 20, 2010
  406. UnNews:Egyptian minister: Obama told me he is a Muhammadan <-Lead June 19, 2010
  407. UnNews:Convicted killer Ronnie Gardner executed with bazooka
  408. UnNews:Mom: R.I. school bans 8-year-old son's patriotic hat with army figures
  409. UnNews:BP admits drilling breached Hades, hell to pay
  410. UnNews:Sperm whale poop fights climate change
  411. UnNews:Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar
  412. UnNews:U.S. discovers $1 googol in Afghan gold <-Lead June 14, 2010
  413. UnNews:Military spectacle mocks Queen Elizabeth's birthday <-Lead June 12, 2010
  414. HowTo:Appreciate Womp Rats <-Feature June 27, 2010
  415. Post Apocalypse <-FA July 17, 2010
  416. HowTo:Be Uncyclopedia Beach Local <-Feature June 19, 2010
  417. UnNews:Taliban executes spy-baby, 2, for spying
  418. UnNews:Child photographed smoking huge joint at Phillies game
  419. UnNews:Iran's Ahmadinejad slams devil
  420. UnNews:Gulf spill 7th sign of Hopi prophecy?
  421. UnNews:Student sentenced for filming porn with school teacher <-Lead June 7, 2010
  422. UnNews:Mexican drug cartel reportedly plotted to blow up Texas <-Lead June 6, 2010
  423. UnNews:Israeli ‘Nerf war’ causes international outcry <-Lead June 5, 2010
  424. UnNews:Thailand entices tourists back after mayhem <-Lead June 3, 2010
  425. UnNews:Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo <-Lead June 3, 2010
  426. UnNews:Gulf oil spill scientists warn of Black Lagoon
  427. UnNews:Famous Mexican prison warden abducted, remembered
  428. UnNews:Kindergarten knife attackers executed in China
  429. HowTo:Start a computer
  430. UnNews:Philippe Cousteau discovers horrors of under water oil spill
  431. UnNews:Charles Manson denied parole for 382nd time, gives interview
  432. UnNews:Camel Porn smut film too raunchy for Mecca <-Lead May 26, 2010
  433. HowTo:Disperse an angry mob of protesters <-Feature May 29, 2010
  434. UnNews:Mutant species discovered amid warnings of Godzilla threat <-Lead May 23, 2010
  435. UnNews:Thailand shows weapons confiscated from unarmed protesters
  436. UnNews:BP concedes Gulf oil spill raised sea level 12 feet
  437. UnNews:Facebook blocks Pakistan over 'satirical content'
  438. UnNews:Malawi poofs jailed for being poofs
  439. UnNews:Iran to resume enrichment
  440. UnNews:Two different ‘If I Did It’ books released same day
  441. UnNews:Mercenaries release Somali pirates after ransom returned
  442. UnNews:Playboy to publish inflatable centerfold <-Lead May 12, 2010
  443. UnNews:D.C. Council approves party weed
  444. UnNews:Drone Wars: “If it breathes, kill it!” <-Lead May 9, 2010
  445. UnNews:World leaders rush to contain Greek contagion
  446. UnNews:Massive strike paralyzes Greece <-Lead May 5, 2010
  447. UnNews:U.S. reveals it has lost count of nuclear warheads, introduces “Continental Bomb” <-Lead May 4, 2010
  448. HowTo:Beat jet lag <-Feature May 22, 2010, FA Oct. 4, 2010
  449. HTBAFANJACF
  450. Uncyclopedia Beach Local
  451. Mecca Vice <-FA May 3, 2010
  452. Mutaween <-FA Jan 16, 2013
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  454. HHhaarrraannggmMM
  455. Kablam
  456. Don Martin <-FA May 13, 2011
  457. Laird Hamilton <-FA Sept 11, 2010
  458. December 21, 2012 <-FA May 31, 2011 (Collaboration with MrN)
  459. Jack Bauer Facts
  460. Kryptonite <-FA June 25, 2011
  461. Local
  462. Guru Maharaj Ji <-FA May 27, 2011
  463. G-Rex <-FA June 18, 2011 (Collaboration with Sog)
  464. Blue-ringed octopus <-FA May 10, 2011
  465. Mai lai
  466. My Lie
  467. Voidism <-FA May 27, 2010
  468. iBauer <-FA Aug 15, 2012
  469. Ancient Uncyclopedia <-FA March 6 2013
  470. 2012 <-FA May 31, 2011 (Collaboration with MrN)
  471. December 22, 2012
  472. Dead Dicks <-FA March 7, 2012
  473. Baby Boomers <-FA (Collab with MrN9000)
  474. Flying Purple People Eater
  475. The Big Crunch <-FA Aug, 11, 2011
  476. HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds
  477. The Misunderstood <-FA June 12, 2013
  478. Roberto Duran <-FA Jan 2, 2011 (Collaboration with Sog)
  479. UnNews:Anti-protest protestors pressure protestors to surrender over protest
  480. UnNews:American owners to sell Liverpool
  481. UnNews:Astronauts cry as Obama cans NASA flimflam
  482. UnNews:Vatican forgiven by Beatles
  483. UnNews:Poland shocked as president’s coffin arrives in New Zealand
  484. UnNews:Astro-plumbers replace septic tank on space station
  485. UnNews:Twins conjoined in 14-hour op
  486. UnNews:Free Colombian ‘devil's nipple’ costs users
  487. UnNews:Tiger didn't rape anybody
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  489. UnNews:Miami Vice inspired ‘Mecca Vice’ steals Saudi TV top spot
  490. UnNews:Court opens in British teen's murder in India
  491. UnNews:Senegal unveils colossal gold statue amid outcry
  492. UnNews:Ancient Uncyclopedia discovered in India
  493. UnNews:Erykah Badu faces death for nude walk in Mecca
  494. UnNews:Apple unveils millions of apps for iApp device
  495. UnNews:Condemned sorcerer pleads for Saudi mercy
  496. UnNews:Sacrificial-virgin-in-volcano ritual decried in India
  497. UnNews:Shake Worm is a tattletale for impending quakes
  498. UnNews:Fuk-tart militia accused in plot to kill Satan
  499. UnNews:“Pineapple” Noriega's great-grandson pleads drugs, cash
  500. UnNews:Rocket-boat to circle globe in 80 minutes
  501. UnNews:Predatory choirboys abuse priest
  502. UnNews:Pentagon to gays: “come and get it!”
  503. UnNews:Fort Knox robbed, nothing to steal
  504. UnNews:Sumatran tiger saves man
  505. UnNews:Obama arrives in Afghanistan, braves RPG, sniper fire (LIVE)
  506. UnNews:Kundra calls for Uncyclopedia of political tomfoolery
  507. UnNews:Volcano erupts under Icelandic igloo
  508. UnNews:Ahmadinejad visits Auschwitz, denies hell cost
  509. UnNews:Mambo Zulu again tops Forbes poor list
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  511. UnNews:Rigged Oscars defused by ex-wife
  512. UnNews:India unveils giant air freshener to scrub atmosphere
  513. UnNews:Niagara Falls loses job
  514. UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize
  515. UnNews:Ebola suicide sneezer arrested in West Bank
  516. UnNews:Old Faithful quits
  517. UnNews:Eminem edges out 50 Cent as Forbes richest
  518. UnNews:Singapore refuses visa to Dalai Lama's nephew
  519. UnNews:Hobo receives $90 million tax refund
  520. UnNews:Blanks: cheap alternative or ulterior motive
  521. UnNews:Vietnam copies Veterans Memorial with 300-kilometer wall
  522. UnNews:Reporter permitted one corny story
  523. UnNews:Suicidal surfer sues sea
  524. UnNews:Atheists decry SOS
  525. UnNews:Death sues life
  526. UnNews:Mike Tyson KO’ed by midriff bulge
  527. UnNews:Suicide bomber commits suicide
  528. UnNews:Lord Monckton denies denying denial
  529. UnNews:Soma claims actor Corey Haim
  530. Iran demands heavier sanctions
  531. UnNews:Jack Bauer arrests screenwriters
  532. UnNews:NATO forces seize 38 tons of BB gun ammo
  533. UnNews:Sock puppet sues Uncyclopedia cites failure
  534. UnNews:FED Sues Uncyclopedia, Demands NWO Evidence Removed
  535. UnNews:Afghanistan: Large Blast Rocks Naught?
  536. UnNews: Military Consensus: No News is Good News
  537. UnNews:'Zombies' have free speech rights too, US court rules
  538. UnNews: Massive Earthquake, Giant Sink Hole Swallows Chile
  539. UnNews:The Kick of Assassination
  540. UnNews:Yardbirds regroup with reborn singer
  541. UnNews:Afghanistan: NATO Air Strike Kills 190,000 Civilians
  542. UnNews:Psychopath Sues Self, Loses
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  547. UnNews:Belligerent Bird Taser Hits its Target
  548. UnNews:Lord Monckton Exposes Global Warming

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