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Writer of the month Writer of the Month October 2010BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2012Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner April 2010Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner June 2010Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner September 2010Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner June 2011Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner September 2011Ketchup1 Potatochopper of the Month March 2010

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Winner in October, 2010



Articles, HowTo, UnBooks, UnScripts and UnNews: 544

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  1. UnNews:Korean cluster-fuck: Experts ponder unwanted pregnancy
  2. UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster's ex-wife
  3. UnNews:Bogus cubic zirconium found containing real diamond
  4. Glass Mike Tyson
  5. UnNews:Low-ranking Syrian terrorist defects from NATO
  6. UnNews:US Army vet treats al Qaeda pets
  7. UnNews:Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope <-FA March 12 2013 - Result: Cardinal Bergoglio is last man sitting.
  8. UnNews:Iranian news adds burqa to Michelle Obama's Oscars dress <-Lead
  9. UnNews:Vatican joins banned prayer lawsuit against Armstrong
  10. UnNews:Georgia hospital use Facebook to notify mom of son's birth
  11. UnNews:WW3 averted as superpowers parlay missile strike into "meteor" hoax (With Spike)
  12. UnNews:President Chelsea Clinton jubilant as Bashar al-Assad dies of old age
  13. UnNews:Gay Scouts delay decision on policy excluding boys
  14. UnNews:Facebook introduces ‘Nookie’ (With Spike)
  15. UnNews:Rebels decide not to target air base in Syria
  16. UnNews:New safe ammo dampens gun debate
  17. UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news <-FA
  18. UnNews:Princess of Wales defends toddler ‘allowance tax’
  19. UnNews:Elephant Pee Coffee is acquired taste
  20. UnNews:‘Make Me Gay’ app debate heats up
  21. UnNews:Saudis eye sand exports to Europe
  22. UnNews:Talking dog wins worlds biggest liar award
  23. UnNews:Iranian jets fire on unarmed U.S. drone - missing wildly
  24. UnNews:Ghost buster slimed by John Holmes poltergeist
  25. UnNews:Pre-election Highlights
  26. UnNews:Al-Qaeda bans law enforcement in secular Middle East
  27. UnNews:Idaho woman booked after ‘sleep shagging’
  28. UnNews:Nyaditski endures mosquitoes in third Amazon swim attempt
  29. UnNews:North Carolina honors wounded warriors with VIP parking
  30. UnNews:300-pound toddler too big to play football
  31. UnNews:Lucy Liu admits poisoning British bankster
  32. UnNews:Olympics undermine the doping spirit
  33. UnNews:AIDS virus chases Hillary Clinton from Malawi
  34. UnNews:Bird lovers plan same-sex “oral-day” at Chick-fil-A
  35. UnNews:Passenger finds harpoon in Air Canada sandwich
  36. UnNews:Photographer had bottoms up view of nuclear blast <-Lead
  37. UnNews:House passes Ron Paul's ‘Audit the Girl Scouts’ bill
  38. UnNews:21 drown trying to walk on water at Tony Robbins event <-Lead
  39. UnNews:Washington lauds valiant Syrian terrorists
  40. UnNews:Least important Syrian beggar calls for foreign candy
  41. UnNews:LSD users switch to Soma <-Lead
  42. UnNews:Obama chides Romney on dick size
  43. UnNews:Vampire Flu cover-up by DHS
  44. Nillion (Collab with Shabidoo and Sog) <-FA
  45. Soma <-FA
  46. UnNews:Basket case nations form bric alliance
  47. UnNews:US Attorney General refuses to prosecute self for contempt
  48. UnNews:President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism
  49. UnNews:Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all
  50. UnNews:Flirting app shuts down teen service to protect adults from child predators
  51. UnNews:Hasidic NYPD recruit says she was fired over beard length
  52. UnNews:Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million
  53. Bad Mike Tyson
  54. UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming <-FA
  55. UnNews:Falling sheep strike cars in Australia
  56. UnNews:The ambitious plan to build Star Trek's Enterprise
  57. UnNews:Auction of purported Gipper poop canceled
  58. UnNews:Bogus hooker sells sex in Mississippi
  59. UnNews:World to hold joint anti-terror war games in Syria
  60. UnNews:Martial arts pervert banned from Earth
  61. UnNews:12.4 million people hit by drought
  62. UnNews:Man flies across Rio de Janeiro using a catapult
  63. My Lai Massacre <-FA
  64. Bhagavad-gita <-FA
  65. India (Collab with PuppyOnTheRadio) <-FA
  66. The Yardbirds <-FA
  67. Womp Rat <-FA
  68. Amero <-FA
  69. UnNews:Norris admits he doesn’t know Jack
  70. UnNews:Obama blames high gas prices on Iran
  71. UnNews:Suspicious nuke discovered in French port
  72. UnNews:Marines told to disrobe before Panetta
  73. Uncyclopedian (Collab with Puppy and Aleister)
  74. UnNews:Cleopatra investigation pending toxicology results
  75. UnNews:KONY 2012 pacifists demand war to neutralize Lord of the Ants
  76. UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain <-Lead and FA
  77. UnNews:Tom Thumb discovered as Nepalese Yeti
  78. UnNews:WWIII postponed thanks to Russia and China
  79. UnNews:Preemptively attacked snake acquitted of manslaughter <-Lead
  80. UnNews:Police arrest suspect for PCP thought crime
  81. UnNews:Elitist media prepare public for ultimate true flag attack
  82. UnNews:Everest summit bomber startles Israeli climber <-Lead
  83. UnNews:Conspiracy Theory Conspiracies Ministry axes Alex Jones
  84. UnNews:Our newest political-lobbyist is a primitive sea sponge
  85. UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (with Aleister) <-FA
  86. UnNews:Why the Chinese are buying record quantities of Lead
  87. UnNews:US false flag warning level extreme <-Lead
  88. UnNews:Palestine dilemma: suicide or surfing
  89. UnNews:Sanctimonious taunted at South Carolina gay bar
  90. UnNews:Huntsman ends presidential bid, backs China’s Hu <-Lead
  91. UnNews:Titty-twisting celebrity arrested in Disney World
  92. UnNews:US denies raucous bomb attack on Iran unclear scientist
  93. UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable <-Lead and FA
  94. UnNews:Danish tot builds Lego Higgs boson
  95. UnNews:Exterminist teachings sully American Koran
  96. UnNews:Ebenezer swap: Israel names Palestinian prisoners
  97. UnNews:Paralyzed race car driver crashes, burns
  98. UnNews:US to nuke Iran over plot to swat Saudi mosquito
  99. UnNews:Earthscrapers hidden underground in preparation for “designer WWIII” <-Lead
  100. UnNews:Dirt, iron ore linked to mature death
  101. UnNews:Iranian faces execution for fibbing, not just usury
  102. UnNews:Kapoor: We can beat sex slavery by legalization <-Lead
  103. UnNews:Iran plans to send another ship off U.S. coast
  104. UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue <-Lead
  105. UnNews:Valet: Accused UBS bank trader sorry beyond recollection <-Lead
  106. UnNews:Amber reveals dinosaur clue <-Lead
  107. UnNews:Mutilated Admin serves as warning from UnNews <-Lead
  108. BNA
  109. UnNews:Libya conflict: Jannah border cannot be closed
  110. UnNews:Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show <-Lead
  111. UnNews:Qaddafi is new rebel leader, NATO flummoxed
  112. UnNews:Alien denies Al Gore threat they plan to enforce carbon tax
  113. UnNews:Rick Perrier's prowess: bribes central to success <-Lead
  114. UnNews:Assad calls on Obama to step down
  115. John Belushi <-Collab with Madmax and Oliphaunte: FA
  116. UnNews:Larry Flynt offers Casey Anthony $5 million to pose dead
  117. UnNews:Non-criminal busts into California prison <-Lead
  118. UnNews:Mick Jagger sings in Sanskrit with reborn rockers
  119. UnNews:UK rebels recognized as humanitarian intervention looms
  120. UnNews:Uncyclopedia says it’s losing contributors <-Lead
  121. UnNews:Taliban boy wipes out Seal Team 6?
  122. UnNews:Only one in 12-persons in stylish Pajero crash tests positive <-Lead
  123. UnNews:Libyan rebels recognize Sarkozy, NATO envoy Younes killed
  124. UnNews:Air France orders beautiful-Caucasian-only cabin crew for Strauss-Kahn <-Lead
  125. UnNews:Knights Templar sue Libyan al Qaeda over ink pen nuke <-Lead
  126. UnNews:Man arrested for building nuclear bomb in his toilet <-Lead
  127. UnNews:Former Mexican president urges legalizing crime
  128. UnNews:Norway:Police ponder new Breivik charge of crimes against honkies
  129. UnNews:Germany lends Libyan rebels 144 million bullets <-Lead
  130. UnNews:Goldfish killed in Mexico after ransom not paid <-Lead
  131. UnNews:German man missing since 1945 is found working in Las Vegas <-Lead July 25, 2011
  132. UnNews:Final space shuttle crashes <-Lead July 22, 2011
  133. HowTo:Soma <-Feature July 11, 2010
  134. UnNews:Woman spends $10,000 on invisible deity
  135. UnNews:Al-Qaeda network hacked; group blames terrorists
  136. Unobtanium <-FA Aug 12, 2011 (Collab. with ShabiDoo)
  137. Bohemian Grove <-FA July 24, 2011 (Collab. with Mattsnow)
  138. UnNews:Obituary:Amy Winehouse enters rebirth
  139. UnNews:Taxpayer funded study examined penis sizes in black communities
  140. UnNews:Obama meets Lama, explains capitalism <-Lead July 20, 2011
  141. UnNews:Baby murderer freed after pardon
  142. UnNews:NATO pooped, broke; Gaddafi prevails
  143. UnNews:Whiter sugar from plastic
  144. UnNews:Brazilian plane lands after take-off <-Lead July 15, 2011
  145. UnNews:Uncyclopedia warns against flaming ‘Arse-hole’ virus
  146. UnNews:Live M2 Flamethrower found on JetBlue Boston-Newark flight <-Lead July 13, 2011
  147. UnNews:Lawyer for Casey Anthony worried about getting paid
  148. UnNews:Thousands of women accuse Strauss-Kahn in feeding frenzy <-Lead July 10, 2011
  149. UnNews:US court orders change to gay military ban
  150. UnNews:Moody's downgrades Portugal from junk to dog shit
  151. UnNews:Japan's reconstruction minister resigns, all reconstruction stops
  152. UnNews:Qaddafi Arrest Warrant:African Union tells ICC to ‘bugger off!’ <-Lead July 4, 2011
  153. Inbox <-FA (Collaboration)
  154. UnNews:Ex-IMF phallus Strauss-Kahn freed, maid arrested <-Lead July 2, 2011
  155. UnNews:Porn and kids:How young is too young?
  156. UnNews:Supreme Court strikes ban on violent children’s games <-Lead July 1, 2011
  157. UnNews:ICC:Gaddafi could face jaywalking citation <-Lead June 30, 2011
  158. UnNews:Bachmann: 'scare tactics' in debt ceiling scam
  159. UnNews:California rail route splits homes to protect dung beetles
  160. UnNews:Rwandese woman minister guilty of unlicensed genocide
  161. UnNews:12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice <-Lead June 25, 2011
  162. UnNews:Casino slot machine pays way too much
  163. UnNews:New York atheists angry over 'Hell' street sign
  164. UnNews:Cheney:Waive airline body-bag fees for returning mercenaries <-Lead June 24, 2011
  165. UnNews:'Smart Only' debating site sparks outrage by dumping 30 deemed too stupid
  166. UnNews:Angel Jolie visits condemned sinners in Hell
  167. UnNews:Strauss-Kahn claimed to have prophylactic immunity
  168. UnNews:CIA appoints Zawahiri as new token-enemy leader
  169. UnNews:Polish study shows 9 out of 10 males are lesbian
  170. UnNews:CIA adopts ‘pass god & praise the ammo’ policy in Yemen <-Lead June 15, 2011
  171. UnNews:Polish astronaut on mission to prove Bin Laden not dead
  172. UnNews:France faces fines over hamster sexploitation <-Lead June 11, 2011
  173. UnNews:Rangers recount Audie Murphy Medal recipient's moronic act
  174. UnNews:NATO mulls nuking Gaddafi compound
  175. UnNews:Talks focus on spoils of post-Gaddafi Libya
  176. UnNews:Cuban court convicts 6 of honesty
  177. UnNews:Palin: I didn't mean to step on Romney's "thingy" <-Lead June 7-10, 2011
  178. UnNews:Chinese teenager sells penis for iPad
  179. UnNews:U.S. gives foreign aid to countries holding billions in treasury securities
  180. UnNews:Dealers win global war on drugs
  181. UnNews:Blast rocks northern Nigerian city <-Lead June 1, 2011
  182. UnNews:3075 bodies recovered from Polish airlines crash
  183. UnNews:Fifa denies bladder in crisis
  184. UnNews:Scientists take wild guess at nature of Mars
  185. UnNews:Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg eats only what he picks
  186. UnNews:Scores missing after US tornado
  187. UnNews:Seal Team 6 jokes all the rage on Twitter
  188. UnNews:Mississippi governor urges caution as river crests
  189. UnNews:IMF Chief alleges sodomy and extortion by hotel maid
  190. UnNews:Rapture conman hung from jackass tree by disgruntled fucktards
  191. UnNews:Dicks deem dick a dick
  192. UnNews:Pakistan President asks: 'bin who?'
  193. UnNews:Pope John Paul II wins 'Monsignor Universe' beauty contest
  194. UnNews:Prince William and Kate Middleton leave Buckingham Palace in Prince Charles's Morris Mini Cooper S
  195. UnNews:Trump forces Obama to show Earth certificate <-Lead April 28, 2011
  196. Jeff Beck <-FA April 27, 2011
  197. UnNews:McCain held in Libya on visa violation
  198. UnNews:Tampa Bay wide receiver catches Florida toddler
  199. UnNews:Flying robot assassins deployed in Libya
  200. UnNews:Brick, New Jersey SWAT team bored to death
  201. UnNews:Alcatraz reopened for Bradley Manning
  202. UnNews:Michigan teacher arrested for weapons possession
  203. UnNews:Obama Ponzi scheme speech reveals short-term plan
  204. UnNews:Iran accused of ‘foreign meddling’ copyright infringement <-Lead April 16, 2011
  205. UnNews:Mexico discovered in mass graves
  206. UnNews:Scientists speak out on ‘gay caveman’ <-Lead April 13, 2011
  207. UnNews:Scientist finds super-bug in New Delhi water
  208. UnNews:Emergency grips India as god hangs on life support <-Lead April 7, 2011
  209. UnNews:Florida pastor starts WWIII (Collab. with Spike)
  210. UnNews:Rebels have already established new Central Bank of Libya
  211. UnNews:US hands Libyan sky to NATO, takes over on ground
  212. UnNews:Abercrombie criticized for selling push-up briefs to little boys <-Lead March 27-28, 2011
  213. Psychedelic Music <-FA April 14, 2011 (Collab. with Sog)
  214. UnNews:KIA soldier to receive full-body transplant <-Lead March 30, 2011 (Collab. with Spike)
  215. UnNews:France recognizes American rebels
  216. UnNews:Florida judge defends decision to apply Islamic law on Muslims
  217. UnNews:Glenn Beck credits God with earthquake-tsunami <-Lead March 18, 2011
  218. UnNews:Psychedelic icon takes final trip
  219. UnNews:Earthquake weapon test takes heat off Libya (Collaboration with Aleister)
  220. UnNews:Bradley Manning mulls plea-bargain
  221. UnNews:Charlie Sheen swings from rooftop, yells ‘tally-ho!’
  222. UnNews:Britney Spears raves about Jason Trawick’s manhood
  223. UnNews:Pope lauds Rabbi's insistence Catholics did not kill reason
  224. UnNews:Euthanized puppy resurrects, pissed off
  225. UnNews:“Beam me up, Scotty” is possible with lasers, say scientists (Collaboration with Spike)
  226. UnNews:Samuel Jackson rips Oscars on diversity
  227. UnNews:Qaddafi: al-Qaeda should apologize 'while licking my feet'
  228. UnNews:Refugee crisis on Wisconsin's west border
  229. IMF calls for dollar alternative as oil spikes (Gnome-speakernotes listen) (Collaboration with Spike)
  230. UnNews:Peruvians placed at risk at soccer match <-Lead Feb 20, 2011 (Collaboration with Spike)
  231. UnNews:Pirates hijack USS Enterprise
  232. UnNews:Russian Roulette: Computer beats human rivals
  233. UnNews:Clinton picks new U.S. envoy to Afghanistan, Pakistan <-Lead Feb 15, 2011
  234. UnNews:Lawyers question legality of asteroid impact
  235. UnNews:Obama creates superstate with US-World merger
  236. UnNews:Illinois driver accused of hit-and-run with tree
  237. UnNews:Saudis warn Uncyclopedia not to parody Mubarak <-Lead Feb 10, 2011
  238. UnNews:Lindsay Lohan charged with dildo theft <-Lead Feb 9, 2011
  239. UnNews:Weird Al Yankovic flubs National Anthem
  240. UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
  241. UnNews:Pakistan urged to free boy arrested for blasphemy
  242. UnNews:Mubarak steps up pressure on Egyptian fans
  243. UnNews:Mummies vandalize Cairo museum
  244. UnNews:Wanted at Uncyclopedia: Women <-Lead Jan 29, 2011
  245. UnNews:Uganda gay rights activist David Kato canonized
  246. UnNews:Media consensus: good news is bad news
  247. UnNews:Mississippi resident 'couldn't care less!' <-Lead Jan 22, 2011
  248. UnNews:Illuminati celebrates Facebook success in NWO plan <-Lead Jan 18, 2011
  249. UnNews:China's secret fleet of stealth fighters
  250. UnNews:Tourists in North Korea face new anthem tax (Collaboration with Spike)
  251. UnNews:1,000 birds in mass suicide over Arkansas <-Lead Jan 4, 2011
  252. UnNews:Water causes evacuation of Napalm theme park
  253. UnNews:Cartoon plotter charged in Denmark <-Lead Dec 31, 2010
  254. UnNews:Waterquakes shake South Pacific Ocean
  255. UnNews:Current emissions risk devastating odor rise
  256. UnNews:North Korea to honor invincible Kim Jong Il with 21-nuke salute <-Lead Dec 25, 2010
  257. UnNews:Russia puts off signing START treaty to 2077
  258. UnNews:Atheist North Korea ready for ‘sacred war' with South
  259. UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse <-FA
  260. UnNews:Officials warn of holiday attacks; no one cares (Collaboration with Spike)
  261. UnNews:Custer’s last flag bombs on eBay
  262. UnNews:Britain to burn U.S. pastor for Koran plan
  263. UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon <-FA Dec. 16, 2010
  264. UnNews:WikiLeaks hacktivists bring Earth to standstill
  265. UnNews:Israel denies involvement in shark attacks
  266. UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon <-FA
  267. UnNews:Charles Manson caught with electric toothbrush in prison <-Lead Dec 6, 2010
  268. United States of Earth <-FA Nov 15, 2010 (Collaboration with Sog)
  269. Lord Christopher Monckton <-FA October 22, 2010
  270. Alfred E. Neuman <-FA October 21, 2010
  271. Jack Dempsey <-FA October 6, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister)
  272. Punji Stick <-FA Nov. 19, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister and Romartus)
  273. Mike Tyson <-FA March. 15, 2011 (Collaboration with Aleister)
  274. Tony Jaa <-FA Nov. 20, 2010 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
  275. Joe Pesci <-Quasi FA Dec. 15, 2010 / FA March 14, 2011 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
  276. HowTo:Be absurdly funny and not just a content freak <-Feature May 1, 2010
  277. UnNews:5 rare pink elephants found dead in Indonesia
  278. UnNews:Somali teen busted in Christmas tree plot
  279. UnNews:Wealthy buffoons say: ‘tax us’, poor say, ‘hell, yeah!’
  280. UnNews:Newsweek depiction of Obama as void upsets some Hindus
  281. UnNews:Pakistan leader soon to view death sentence
  282. UnNews:Vatican to issue abuse guidelines
  283. UnNews:Scientists create and capture Antichrist <-Lead Nov. 18, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  284. UnNews:Iran’s crackdown on women (Collaboration with Sog)
  285. UnNews:Burmese democracy leader released from house into yard
  286. UnNews:Invasive airport screening stirs backlash among passengers
  287. UnNews:Ohio teacher expelled for sleeping in class <-Lead Nov. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  288. UnNews:Iran mum on US mystery missile <-Lead Nov. 10, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  289. UnNews:What makes for a Facebook friend?
  290. UnNews:Saudi "ink-pen nuke" blows up (Collaboration with Spike)
  291. UnNews:Pam Anderson's Playboy donation decried by Muslims
  292. UnNews:Hurricane Shary misses Bermuda, deemed laughing stock <-Lead Oct. 30, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  293. UnNews:Obama warns of apocalypse if Republicans win (Collaboration with Spike)
  294. UnNews:Mom killed after interrupting baby's Facebook time
  295. UnNews:Seventeen US nukes get away <-Lead Oct. 27, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  296. UnNews:Karzai admits receiving 'lorries of dollars' from Iran too
  297. UnNews:Surgeon cut off penis by mistake at Bury hospital
  298. Lunar Launch <-Playwrite of the Month Oct. 2010, FA May 28, 2011 (Collaboration with Socky)
  299. States of the USE
  300. UnNews:San Francisco newspaper publishes 'straight list,' calls for boycott of Uganda
  301. UnNews:Osama bin Laden living in Karachi Hilton? <-Lead Oct. 19, 2010
  302. UnNews:Richards: Mick Jagger was ‘sententious’ <-Lead Oct. 17, 2010
  303. UnNews:Rapper ‘talks’ man down from hotel roof
  304. UnNews:Mount Everest gets Internet thumbs down
  305. UnNews:Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in woods <-Lead Oct. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  306. UnNews:New York GOP gubernatorial candidate condemns gays
  307. UnNews:Two gay boys target street gang in lascivious attack
  308. UnNews:French Islam ban passes last legal hurdle
  309. UnNews:Meat made O'Donnell avoid being Hare Krishna
  310. UnNews:Purple lucky rabbit’s feet to bring 'great events,' Chinese fortune-teller predicts
  311. UnNews:US Herpes tests in Guatemala 'crime against Guatemala'
  312. HowTo:Tell another bar joke <-Feature October 9, 2010
  313. UnNews:Woman turns in former husband for 1993 slaying
  314. UnNews:Mexican mayor stoned to death in drug overdose
  315. UnNews:Pentagon destroys copies of officer's exposé
  316. UnNews:Photographs expose athletes' village shambles in Delhi <-Lead Sept 23, 2010
  317. UnNews:Debate continues on 'Frankenstein' salmon
  318. UnNews:Mexico paper seeks cartel advice on police scourge
  319. UnNews:Urgent call on UN to stop 'alien invasion' <-Lead Sept. 19, 2010
  320. UnNews:Castro calls Sarkozy a 'coño’, questions control by wife
  321. Tantra <-FA (Collaboration with Aleister)
  322. General William Westmoreland <-FA (Collaboration with Sog)
  323. UnBooks:Keith Richards <-FA (Collaboration with Romartus)
  324. UnNews:Taliban drone attack kills eight NATO troops
  325. HowTo:Pimp a ho <-Feature Sept. 18, 2010
  326. UnNews:World holds-breath for unveiling of NKorean heir
  327. UnNews:Florida Pastor extorts 'ground zero' imam
  328. UnNews:God vs. godly?
  329. UnNews:Lifer gets 6 months for assaulting guard
  330. UnNews:NASA to send manned probe into Sun at night
  331. UnNews:Avatar director vows to aid Na'vi tribe
  332. UnNews:Berlin vegetarian restaurant revealed as hoax by cannibals
  333. UnNews:Cali Cartel develops robotic 'mule' to smuggle drugs
  334. UnNews:Iran threatens to strike Israel nuke site <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
  335. UnNews:60-books-a-month toddler kicks reading habit <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
  336. UnNews:Stephen Hawking created Universe?
  337. UnNews:Afghanistan: Why are the Taliban winning? <-Lead Sept 2, 2010
  338. UnNews:Tony Blair book describes Gordon Brown as 'laborious'
  339. UnNews:Cannabis may relieve chronic sobriety
  340. UnNews:Himalayan glaciers melting deadline 'a stupid mistake' <-Lead Aug 31, 2010
  341. UnNews:Rabbi calls for 'laughing fit' on Mahmoud Abbas
  342. UnNews:Paris Hilton caught with Francium
  343. UnNews:Religious activists complain over nudity in porn films
  344. UnNews:Kim Jong II visits China – so friggin' what? <-Lead Aug 27, 2010
  345. UnNews:Death ‘ray gun’ to be tested in Los Angeles jail
  346. UnNews:Thailand defends ‘Lord of War’ court decision
  347. UnNews:AP: It's 'Ground Zero Mosque,' people
  348. UnNews:Saudi Arabia urged not to lobotomize man as retribution punishment
  349. UnNews:1 in 5 Americans thinks Obama is Christian? <-Lead Aug 20, 2010
  350. UnNews:Seven Dwarfs accused of £4,369,083 iTunes scam
  351. UnNews:Facebook introduces stalking feature <-Lead Aug 19, 2010
  352. PNG quake tourism booming
  353. UnBooks:Jeff Beck Illustrated
  354. UnNews:Zsa Zsa Gabor calls in priest for final exorcism <-Lead August 17, 2010
  355. UnNews:Obama favors Ground Zero mosque
  356. UnNews:Big Ben dwarfed by Big Bin <-Lead August 11-12, 2010
  357. UnNews:US dollar to go on paper-standard? <-Lead August 10, 2010
  358. UnNews:Abandon Earth - Stephen Hawking warns
  359. UnNews:Greenland breaks off ice, drifts south
  360. UnNews:Has Tiger Woods lost his mojo?
  361. Padmé <-FA July 10, 2011
  362. UnNews:Saudis announce Blackberry ban
  363. UnNews:Mullen outlines U.S. Iran attack plans <-Lead August 2, 2010
  364. UnNews:Germany mourns Love Festival victims, while Hate Festival boasts no injuries
  365. UnNews:Mars site may hold 'buried life' <-Lead July 30, 2010
  366. Fatima asks UnWikiAnswers
  367. HowTo:Payola <-Feature August 15, 2010
  368. UnNews:Putin sings with Expelled Agents <-Lead July 26, 2010
  369. UnNews:Sinkhole swallows flooded Milwaukee
  370. UnNews:India unveils prototype of $3 iPad <-Lead July 24, 2010
  371. UnNews:Al Qaeda audio says post-dated victory assured
  372. UnNews:CIA lifts lid on alleged UnCycloLeaks <-Lead July 23, 2010
  373. HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds <-Feature July 24, 2010
  374. UnNews:Paris Hilton is French Connection?
  375. UnNews:Giant sinkhole in Orion swallows cosmos
  376. UnNews:Vatican unveils new rule to stop abuse: just say no!
  377. UnNews:Libyan AIDS ship averted by Israel
  378. UnNews:Vanished Iranian scientist reappears in Washington
  379. UnNews:Swiss free Polanski after US refuse to extradite rapist <-Lead July 13, 2010
  380. HowTo:Fear Blue-ringed octopus <-Feature July 17, 2010
  381. UnNews:Looning 'can slow ageing process'
  382. UnNews:Soccer fans shun art for hookers
  383. UnNews:'Star Wars' creator sues lightsaber manufacturer in China
  384. UnNews:Secret Soma formula revealed by Leary estate
  385. UnNews:Thailand extends emergency law for 30 years
  386. UnNews:Obama: One more year in Afghanistan, then bust
  387. UnNews:Moby Dick fossil found in Peruvian desert
  388. UnNews:Google implements gays-only employment policy
  389. UnNews:There will be war in Iran?
  390. UnNews:Taliban offensive drives NATO, U.S. attorney general to Tora Bora <-Lead June 30, 2010
  391. UnNews:Death guilty of manslaughter in Australia
  392. UnNews:Michael Jackson's father files wrongful death
  393. UnNews:Biden calls brothel mistress a 'smartass' after prostitution comment <-Lead June 28, 2010
  394. UnNews:'Overwhelming high' leads to world-record drug bust
  395. UnNews:Michael Jackson: one year later <-Lead June 26, 2010
  396. UnNews:Triple X domain wins approval
  397. UnNews:Unstable man arrested with weapons near K-2 summit
  398. UnNews:Gillard is Australia's first shemale PM
  399. UnNews:Lil' Wayne arrested on drug charge – statement goes platinum
  400. UnNews:77 million 'poisoned' in Bangladesh <-Lead June 21, 2010
  401. UnNews:Red Shirts blast Thai PM for trying to make good image <-Lead June 20, 2010
  402. UnNews:Egyptian minister: Obama told me he is a Muhammadan <-Lead June 19, 2010
  403. UnNews:Convicted killer Ronnie Gardner executed with bazooka
  404. UnNews:Mom: R.I. school bans 8-year-old son's patriotic hat with army figures
  405. UnNews:BP admits drilling breached Hades, hell to pay
  406. UnNews:Sperm whale poop fights climate change
  407. UnNews:Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar
  408. UnNews:U.S. discovers $1 googol in Afghan gold <-Lead June 14, 2010
  409. UnNews:Military spectacle mocks Queen Elizabeth's birthday <-Lead June 12, 2010
  410. HowTo:Appreciate Womp Rats <-Feature June 27, 2010
  411. Post Apocalypse <-FA July 17, 2010
  412. HowTo:Be Uncyclopedia Beach Local <-Feature June 19, 2010
  413. UnNews:Taliban executes spy-baby, 2, for spying
  414. UnNews:Child photographed smoking huge joint at Phillies game
  415. UnNews:Iran's Ahmadinejad slams devil
  416. UnNews:Gulf spill 7th sign of Hopi prophecy?
  417. UnNews:Student sentenced for filming porn with school teacher <-Lead June 7, 2010
  418. UnNews:Mexican drug cartel reportedly plotted to blow up Texas <-Lead June 6, 2010
  419. UnNews:Israeli ‘Nerf war’ causes international outcry <-Lead June 5, 2010
  420. UnNews:Thailand entices tourists back after mayhem <-Lead June 3, 2010
  421. UnNews:Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo <-Lead June 3, 2010
  422. UnNews:Gulf oil spill scientists warn of Black Lagoon
  423. UnNews:Famous Mexican prison warden abducted, remembered
  424. UnNews:Kindergarten knife attackers executed in China
  425. HowTo:Start a computer
  426. UnNews:Philippe Cousteau discovers horrors of under water oil spill
  427. UnNews:Charles Manson denied parole for 382nd time, gives interview
  428. UnNews:Camel Porn smut film too raunchy for Mecca <-Lead May 26, 2010
  429. HowTo:Disperse an angry mob of protesters <-Feature May 29, 2010
  430. UnNews:Mutant species discovered amid warnings of Godzilla threat <-Lead May 23, 2010
  431. UnNews:Thailand shows weapons confiscated from unarmed protesters
  432. UnNews:BP concedes Gulf oil spill raised sea level 12 feet
  433. UnNews:Facebook blocks Pakistan over 'satirical content'
  434. UnNews:Malawi poofs jailed for being poofs
  435. UnNews:Iran to resume enrichment
  436. UnNews:Two different ‘If I Did It’ books released same day
  437. UnNews:Mercenaries release Somali pirates after ransom returned
  438. UnNews:Playboy to publish inflatable centerfold <-Lead May 12, 2010
  439. UnNews:D.C. Council approves party weed
  440. UnNews:Drone Wars: “If it breathes, kill it!” <-Lead May 9, 2010
  441. UnNews:World leaders rush to contain Greek contagion
  442. UnNews:Massive strike paralyzes Greece <-Lead May 5, 2010
  443. UnNews:U.S. reveals it has lost count of nuclear warheads, introduces “Continental Bomb” <-Lead May 4, 2010
  444. HowTo:Beat jet lag <-Feature May 22, 2010, FA Oct. 4, 2010
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  446. Uncyclopedia Beach Local
  447. Mecca Vice <-FA May 3, 2010
  448. Mutaween <-FA Jan 16, 2013
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  451. Kablam
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  453. Laird Hamilton <-FA Sept 11, 2010
  454. December 21, 2012 <-FA May 31, 2011 (Collaboration with MrN)
  455. Jack Bauer Facts
  456. Kryptonite <-FA June 25, 2011
  457. Local
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  459. G-Rex <-FA June 18, 2011 (Collaboration with Sog)
  460. Blue-ringed octopus <-FA May 10, 2011
  461. Mai lai
  462. My Lie
  463. Voidism <-FA May 27, 2010
  464. iBauer <-FA Aug 15, 2012
  465. Ancient Uncyclopedia <-FA March 6 2013
  466. 2012 <-FA May 31, 2011 (Collaboration with MrN)
  467. December 22, 2012
  468. Dead Dicks <-FA March 7, 2012
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  471. The Big Crunch <-FA Aug, 11, 2011
  472. HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds
  473. The Misunderstood
  474. Roberto Duran <-FA Jan 2, 2011 (Collaboration with Sog)
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  476. UnNews:American owners to sell Liverpool
  477. UnNews:Astronauts cry as Obama cans NASA flimflam
  478. UnNews:Vatican forgiven by Beatles
  479. UnNews:Poland shocked as president’s coffin arrives in New Zealand
  480. UnNews:Astro-plumbers replace septic tank on space station
  481. UnNews:Twins conjoined in 14-hour op
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  483. UnNews:Tiger didn't rape anybody
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  485. UnNews:Miami Vice inspired ‘Mecca Vice’ steals Saudi TV top spot
  486. UnNews:Court opens in British teen's murder in India
  487. UnNews:Senegal unveils colossal gold statue amid outcry
  488. UnNews:Ancient Uncyclopedia discovered in India
  489. UnNews:Erykah Badu faces death for nude walk in Mecca
  490. UnNews:Apple unveils millions of apps for iApp device
  491. UnNews:Condemned sorcerer pleads for Saudi mercy
  492. UnNews:Sacrificial-virgin-in-volcano ritual decried in India
  493. UnNews:Shake Worm is a tattletale for impending quakes
  494. UnNews:Fuk-tart militia accused in plot to kill Satan
  495. UnNews:“Pineapple” Noriega's great-grandson pleads drugs, cash
  496. UnNews:Rocket-boat to circle globe in 80 minutes
  497. UnNews:Predatory choirboys abuse priest
  498. UnNews:Pentagon to gays: “come and get it!”
  499. UnNews:Fort Knox robbed, nothing to steal
  500. UnNews:Sumatran tiger saves man
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  502. UnNews:Kundra calls for Uncyclopedia of political tomfoolery
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  504. UnNews:Ahmadinejad visits Auschwitz, denies hell cost
  505. UnNews:Mambo Zulu again tops Forbes poor list
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  507. UnNews:Rigged Oscars defused by ex-wife
  508. UnNews:India unveils giant air freshener to scrub atmosphere
  509. UnNews:Niagara Falls loses job
  510. UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize
  511. UnNews:Ebola suicide sneezer arrested in West Bank
  512. UnNews:Old Faithful quits
  513. UnNews:Eminem edges out 50 Cent as Forbes richest
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  515. UnNews:Hobo receives $90 million tax refund
  516. UnNews:Blanks: cheap alternative or ulterior motive
  517. UnNews:Vietnam copies Veterans Memorial with 300-kilometer wall
  518. UnNews:Reporter permitted one corny story
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  520. UnNews:Atheists decry SOS
  521. UnNews:Death sues life
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  523. UnNews:Suicide bomber commits suicide
  524. UnNews:Lord Monckton denies denying denial
  525. UnNews:Soma claims actor Corey Haim
  526. Iran demands heavier sanctions
  527. UnNews:Jack Bauer arrests screenwriters
  528. UnNews:NATO forces seize 38 tons of BB gun ammo
  529. UnNews:Sock puppet sues Uncyclopedia cites failure
  530. UnNews:FED Sues Uncyclopedia, Demands NWO Evidence Removed
  531. UnNews:Afghanistan: Large Blast Rocks Naught?
  532. UnNews: Military Consensus: No News is Good News
  533. UnNews:'Zombies' have free speech rights too, US court rules
  534. UnNews: Massive Earthquake, Giant Sink Hole Swallows Chile
  535. UnNews:The Kick of Assassination
  536. UnNews:Yardbirds regroup with reborn singer
  537. UnNews:Afghanistan: NATO Air Strike Kills 190,000 Civilians
  538. UnNews:Psychopath Sues Self, Loses
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  540. UnNews:Person Determines Own Importance
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  544. UnNews:Lord Monckton Exposes Global Warming

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