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Articles, HowTo, UnBooks, UnScripts and UnNews: 538



  1. UnNews:Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope
  2. UnNews:Iranian news adds burqa to Michelle Obama's Oscars dress <-Lead
  3. UnNews:Vatican joins banned prayer lawsuit against Armstrong
  4. UnNews:Georgia hospital use Facebook to notify mom of son's birth
  5. UnNews:WW3 averted as superpowers parlay missile strike into "meteor" hoax (With Spike)
  6. UnNews:President Chelsea Clinton jubilant as Bashar al-Assad dies of old age
  7. UnNews:Gay Scouts delay decision on policy excluding boys
  8. UnNews:Facebook introduces ‘Nookie’ (With Spike)
  9. UnNews:Rebels decide not to target air base in Syria
  10. UnNews:New safe ammo dampens gun debate
  11. UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news <-FA
  12. UnNews:Princess of Wales defends toddler ‘allowance tax’
  13. UnNews:Elephant Pee Coffee is acquired taste
  14. UnNews:‘Make Me Gay’ app debate heats up
  15. UnNews:Saudis eye sand exports to Europe
  16. UnNews:Talking dog wins worlds biggest liar award
  17. UnNews:Iranian jets fire on unarmed U.S. drone - missing wildly
  18. UnNews:Ghost buster slimed by John Holmes poltergeist
  19. UnNews:Pre-election Highlights
  20. UnNews:Al-Qaeda bans law enforcement in secular Middle East
  21. UnNews:Idaho woman booked after ‘sleep shagging’
  22. UnNews:Nyaditski endures mosquitoes in third Amazon swim attempt
  23. UnNews:North Carolina honors wounded warriors with VIP parking
  24. UnNews:300-pound toddler too big to play football
  25. UnNews:Lucy Liu admits poisoning British bankster
  26. UnNews:Olympics undermine the doping spirit
  27. UnNews:AIDS virus chases Hillary Clinton from Malawi
  28. UnNews:Bird lovers plan same-sex “oral-day” at Chick-fil-A
  29. UnNews:Passenger finds harpoon in Air Canada sandwich
  30. UnNews:Photographer had bottoms up view of nuclear blast <-Lead
  31. UnNews:House passes Ron Paul's ‘Audit the Girl Scouts’ bill
  32. UnNews:21 drown trying to walk on water at Tony Robbins event <-Lead
  33. UnNews:Washington lauds valiant Syrian terrorists
  34. UnNews:Least important Syrian beggar calls for foreign candy
  35. UnNews:LSD users switch to Soma <-Lead
  36. UnNews:Obama chides Romney on dick size
  37. UnNews:Vampire Flu cover-up by DHS
  38. Nillion (Collab with Shabidoo and Sog) <-FA
  39. Soma <-FA
  40. UnNews:Basket case nations form bric alliance
  41. UnNews:US Attorney General refuses to prosecute self for contempt
  42. UnNews:President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism
  43. UnNews:Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all
  44. UnNews:Flirting app shuts down teen service to protect adults from child predators
  45. UnNews:Hasidic NYPD recruit says she was fired over beard length
  46. UnNews:Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million
  47. Bad Mike Tyson
  48. UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming <-FA
  49. UnNews:Falling sheep strike cars in Australia
  50. UnNews:The ambitious plan to build Star Trek's Enterprise
  51. UnNews:Auction of purported Gipper poop canceled
  52. UnNews:Bogus hooker sells sex in Mississippi
  53. UnNews:World to hold joint anti-terror war games in Syria
  54. UnNews:Martial arts pervert banned from Earth
  55. UnNews:12.4 million people hit by drought
  56. UnNews:Man flies across Rio de Janeiro using a catapult
  57. My Lai Massacre <-FA
  58. Bhagavad-gita <-FA
  59. India (Collab with PuppyOnTheRadio) <-FA
  60. The Yardbirds <-FA
  61. Womp Rat <-FA
  62. Amero <-FA
  63. UnNews:Norris admits he doesn’t know Jack
  64. UnNews:Obama blames high gas prices on Iran
  65. UnNews:Suspicious nuke discovered in French port
  66. UnNews:Marines told to disrobe before Panetta
  67. Uncyclopedian (Collab with Puppy and Aleister)
  68. UnNews:Cleopatra investigation pending toxicology results
  69. UnNews:KONY 2012 pacifists demand war to neutralize Lord of the Ants
  70. UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain <-Lead and FA
  71. UnNews:Tom Thumb discovered as Nepalese Yeti
  72. UnNews:WWIII postponed thanks to Russia and China
  73. UnNews:Preemptively attacked snake acquitted of manslaughter <-Lead
  74. UnNews:Police arrest suspect for PCP thought crime
  75. UnNews:Elitist media prepare public for ultimate true flag attack
  76. UnNews:Everest summit bomber startles Israeli climber <-Lead
  77. UnNews:Conspiracy Theory Conspiracies Ministry axes Alex Jones
  78. UnNews:Our newest political-lobbyist is a primitive sea sponge
  79. UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (with Aleister) <-FA
  80. UnNews:Why the Chinese are buying record quantities of Lead
  81. UnNews:US false flag warning level extreme <-Lead
  82. UnNews:Palestine dilemma: suicide or surfing
  83. UnNews:Sanctimonious taunted at South Carolina gay bar
  84. UnNews:Huntsman ends presidential bid, backs China’s Hu <-Lead
  85. UnNews:Titty-twisting celebrity arrested in Disney World
  86. UnNews:US denies raucous bomb attack on Iran unclear scientist
  87. UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable <-Lead and FA
  88. UnNews:Danish tot builds Lego Higgs boson
  89. UnNews:Exterminist teachings sully American Koran
  90. UnNews:Ebenezer swap: Israel names Palestinian prisoners
  91. UnNews:Paralyzed race car driver crashes, burns
  92. UnNews:US to nuke Iran over plot to swat Saudi mosquito
  93. UnNews:Earthscrapers hidden underground in preparation for “designer WWIII” <-Lead
  94. UnNews:Dirt, iron ore linked to mature death
  95. UnNews:Iranian faces execution for fibbing, not just usury
  96. UnNews:Kapoor: We can beat sex slavery by legalization <-Lead
  97. UnNews:Iran plans to send another ship off U.S. coast
  98. UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue <-Lead
  99. UnNews:Valet: Accused UBS bank trader sorry beyond recollection <-Lead
  100. UnNews:Amber reveals dinosaur clue <-Lead
  101. UnNews:Mutilated Admin serves as warning from UnNews <-Lead
  102. BNA
  103. UnNews:Libya conflict: Jannah border cannot be closed
  104. UnNews:Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show <-Lead
  105. UnNews:Qaddafi is new rebel leader, NATO flummoxed
  106. UnNews:Alien denies Al Gore threat they plan to enforce carbon tax
  107. UnNews:Rick Perrier's prowess: bribes central to success <-Lead
  108. UnNews:Assad calls on Obama to step down
  109. John Belushi <-Collab with Madmax and Oliphaunte: FA
  110. UnNews:Larry Flynt offers Casey Anthony $5 million to pose dead
  111. UnNews:Non-criminal busts into California prison <-Lead
  112. UnNews:Mick Jagger sings in Sanskrit with reborn rockers
  113. UnNews:UK rebels recognized as humanitarian intervention looms
  114. UnNews:Uncyclopedia says it’s losing contributors <-Lead
  115. UnNews:Taliban boy wipes out Seal Team 6?
  116. UnNews:Only one in 12-persons in stylish Pajero crash tests positive <-Lead
  117. UnNews:Libyan rebels recognize Sarkozy, NATO envoy Younes killed
  118. UnNews:Air France orders beautiful-Caucasian-only cabin crew for Strauss-Kahn <-Lead
  119. UnNews:Knights Templar sue Libyan al Qaeda over ink pen nuke <-Lead
  120. UnNews:Man arrested for building nuclear bomb in his toilet <-Lead
  121. UnNews:Former Mexican president urges legalizing crime
  122. UnNews:Norway:Police ponder new Breivik charge of crimes against honkies
  123. UnNews:Germany lends Libyan rebels 144 million bullets <-Lead
  124. UnNews:Goldfish killed in Mexico after ransom not paid <-Lead
  125. UnNews:German man missing since 1945 is found working in Las Vegas <-Lead July 25, 2011
  126. UnNews:Final space shuttle crashes <-Lead July 22, 2011
  127. HowTo:Soma <-Feature July 11, 2010
  128. UnNews:Woman spends $10,000 on invisible deity
  129. UnNews:Al-Qaeda network hacked; group blames terrorists
  130. Unobtanium <-FA Aug 12, 2011 (Collab. with ShabiDoo)
  131. Bohemian Grove <-FA July 24, 2011 (Collab. with Mattsnow)
  132. UnNews:Obituary:Amy Winehouse enters rebirth
  133. UnNews:Taxpayer funded study examined penis sizes in black communities
  134. UnNews:Obama meets Lama, explains capitalism <-Lead July 20, 2011
  135. UnNews:Baby murderer freed after pardon
  136. UnNews:NATO pooped, broke; Gaddafi prevails
  137. UnNews:Whiter sugar from plastic
  138. UnNews:Brazilian plane lands after take-off <-Lead July 15, 2011
  139. UnNews:Uncyclopedia warns against flaming ‘Arse-hole’ virus
  140. UnNews:Live M2 Flamethrower found on JetBlue Boston-Newark flight <-Lead July 13, 2011
  141. UnNews:Lawyer for Casey Anthony worried about getting paid
  142. UnNews:Thousands of women accuse Strauss-Kahn in feeding frenzy <-Lead July 10, 2011
  143. UnNews:US court orders change to gay military ban
  144. UnNews:Moody's downgrades Portugal from junk to dog shit
  145. UnNews:Japan's reconstruction minister resigns, all reconstruction stops
  146. UnNews:Qaddafi Arrest Warrant:African Union tells ICC to ‘bugger off!’ <-Lead July 4, 2011
  147. Inbox <-FA (Collaboration)
  148. UnNews:Ex-IMF phallus Strauss-Kahn freed, maid arrested <-Lead July 2, 2011
  149. UnNews:Porn and kids:How young is too young?
  150. UnNews:Supreme Court strikes ban on violent children’s games <-Lead July 1, 2011
  151. UnNews:ICC:Gaddafi could face jaywalking citation <-Lead June 30, 2011
  152. UnNews:Bachmann: 'scare tactics' in debt ceiling scam
  153. UnNews:California rail route splits homes to protect dung beetles
  154. UnNews:Rwandese woman minister guilty of unlicensed genocide
  155. UnNews:12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice <-Lead June 25, 2011
  156. UnNews:Casino slot machine pays way too much
  157. UnNews:New York atheists angry over 'Hell' street sign
  158. UnNews:Cheney:Waive airline body-bag fees for returning mercenaries <-Lead June 24, 2011
  159. UnNews:'Smart Only' debating site sparks outrage by dumping 30 deemed too stupid
  160. UnNews:Angel Jolie visits condemned sinners in Hell
  161. UnNews:Strauss-Kahn claimed to have prophylactic immunity
  162. UnNews:CIA appoints Zawahiri as new token-enemy leader
  163. UnNews:Polish study shows 9 out of 10 males are lesbian
  164. UnNews:CIA adopts ‘pass god & praise the ammo’ policy in Yemen <-Lead June 15, 2011
  165. UnNews:Polish astronaut on mission to prove Bin Laden not dead
  166. UnNews:France faces fines over hamster sexploitation <-Lead June 11, 2011
  167. UnNews:Rangers recount Audie Murphy Medal recipient's moronic act
  168. UnNews:NATO mulls nuking Gaddafi compound
  169. UnNews:Talks focus on spoils of post-Gaddafi Libya
  170. UnNews:Cuban court convicts 6 of honesty
  171. UnNews:Palin: I didn't mean to step on Romney's "thingy" <-Lead June 7-10, 2011
  172. UnNews:Chinese teenager sells penis for iPad
  173. UnNews:U.S. gives foreign aid to countries holding billions in treasury securities
  174. UnNews:Dealers win global war on drugs
  175. UnNews:Blast rocks northern Nigerian city <-Lead June 1, 2011
  176. UnNews:3075 bodies recovered from Polish airlines crash
  177. UnNews:Fifa denies bladder in crisis
  178. UnNews:Scientists take wild guess at nature of Mars
  179. UnNews:Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg eats only what he picks
  180. UnNews:Scores missing after US tornado
  181. UnNews:Seal Team 6 jokes all the rage on Twitter
  182. UnNews:Mississippi governor urges caution as river crests
  183. UnNews:IMF Chief alleges sodomy and extortion by hotel maid
  184. UnNews:Rapture conman hung from jackass tree by disgruntled fucktards
  185. UnNews:Dicks deem dick a dick
  186. UnNews:Pakistan President asks: 'bin who?'
  187. UnNews:Pope John Paul II wins 'Monsignor Universe' beauty contest
  188. UnNews:Prince William and Kate Middleton leave Buckingham Palace in Prince Charles's Morris Mini Cooper S
  189. UnNews:Trump forces Obama to show Earth certificate <-Lead April 28, 2011
  190. Jeff Beck <-FA April 27, 2011
  191. UnNews:McCain held in Libya on visa violation
  192. UnNews:Tampa Bay wide receiver catches Florida toddler
  193. UnNews:Flying robot assassins deployed in Libya
  194. UnNews:Brick, New Jersey SWAT team bored to death
  195. UnNews:Alcatraz reopened for Bradley Manning
  196. UnNews:Michigan teacher arrested for weapons possession
  197. UnNews:Obama Ponzi scheme speech reveals short-term plan
  198. UnNews:Iran accused of ‘foreign meddling’ copyright infringement <-Lead April 16, 2011
  199. UnNews:Mexico discovered in mass graves
  200. UnNews:Scientists speak out on ‘gay caveman’ <-Lead April 13, 2011
  201. UnNews:Scientist finds super-bug in New Delhi water
  202. UnNews:Emergency grips India as god hangs on life support <-Lead April 7, 2011
  203. UnNews:Florida pastor starts WWIII (Collab. with Spike)
  204. UnNews:Rebels have already established new Central Bank of Libya
  205. UnNews:US hands Libyan sky to NATO, takes over on ground
  206. UnNews:Abercrombie criticized for selling push-up briefs to little boys <-Lead March 27-28, 2011
  207. Psychedelic Music <-FA April 14, 2011 (Collab. with Sog)
  208. UnNews:KIA soldier to receive full-body transplant <-Lead March 30, 2011 (Collab. with Spike)
  209. UnNews:France recognizes American rebels
  210. UnNews:Florida judge defends decision to apply Islamic law on Muslims
  211. UnNews:Glenn Beck credits God with earthquake-tsunami <-Lead March 18, 2011
  212. UnNews:Psychedelic icon takes final trip
  213. UnNews:Earthquake weapon test takes heat off Libya (Collaboration with Aleister)
  214. UnNews:Bradley Manning mulls plea-bargain
  215. UnNews:Charlie Sheen swings from rooftop, yells ‘tally-ho!’
  216. UnNews:Britney Spears raves about Jason Trawick’s manhood
  217. UnNews:Pope lauds Rabbi's insistence Catholics did not kill reason
  218. UnNews:Euthanized puppy resurrects, pissed off
  219. UnNews:“Beam me up, Scotty” is possible with lasers, say scientists (Collaboration with Spike)
  220. UnNews:Samuel Jackson rips Oscars on diversity
  221. UnNews:Qaddafi: al-Qaeda should apologize 'while licking my feet'
  222. UnNews:Refugee crisis on Wisconsin's west border
  223. IMF calls for dollar alternative as oil spikes (Gnome-speakernotes listen) (Collaboration with Spike)
  224. UnNews:Peruvians placed at risk at soccer match <-Lead Feb 20, 2011 (Collaboration with Spike)
  225. UnNews:Pirates hijack USS Enterprise
  226. UnNews:Russian Roulette: Computer beats human rivals
  227. UnNews:Clinton picks new U.S. envoy to Afghanistan, Pakistan <-Lead Feb 15, 2011
  228. UnNews:Lawyers question legality of asteroid impact
  229. UnNews:Obama creates superstate with US-World merger
  230. UnNews:Illinois driver accused of hit-and-run with tree
  231. UnNews:Saudis warn Uncyclopedia not to parody Mubarak <-Lead Feb 10, 2011
  232. UnNews:Lindsay Lohan charged with dildo theft <-Lead Feb 9, 2011
  233. UnNews:Weird Al Yankovic flubs National Anthem
  234. UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
  235. UnNews:Pakistan urged to free boy arrested for blasphemy
  236. UnNews:Mubarak steps up pressure on Egyptian fans
  237. UnNews:Mummies vandalize Cairo museum
  238. UnNews:Wanted at Uncyclopedia: Women <-Lead Jan 29, 2011
  239. UnNews:Uganda gay rights activist David Kato canonized
  240. UnNews:Media consensus: good news is bad news
  241. UnNews:Mississippi resident 'couldn't care less!' <-Lead Jan 22, 2011
  242. UnNews:Illuminati celebrates Facebook success in NWO plan <-Lead Jan 18, 2011
  243. UnNews:China's secret fleet of stealth fighters
  244. UnNews:Tourists in North Korea face new anthem tax (Collaboration with Spike)
  245. UnNews:1,000 birds in mass suicide over Arkansas <-Lead Jan 4, 2011
  246. UnNews:Water causes evacuation of Napalm theme park
  247. UnNews:Cartoon plotter charged in Denmark <-Lead Dec 31, 2010
  248. UnNews:Waterquakes shake South Pacific Ocean
  249. UnNews:Current emissions risk devastating odor rise
  250. UnNews:North Korea to honor invincible Kim Jong Il with 21-nuke salute <-Lead Dec 25, 2010
  251. UnNews:Russia puts off signing START treaty to 2077
  252. UnNews:Atheist North Korea ready for ‘sacred war' with South
  253. UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse <-FA
  254. UnNews:Officials warn of holiday attacks; no one cares (Collaboration with Spike)
  255. UnNews:Custer’s last flag bombs on eBay
  256. UnNews:Britain to burn U.S. pastor for Koran plan
  257. UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon <-FA Dec. 16, 2010
  258. UnNews:WikiLeaks hacktivists bring Earth to standstill
  259. UnNews:Israel denies involvement in shark attacks
  260. UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon <-FA
  261. UnNews:Charles Manson caught with electric toothbrush in prison <-Lead Dec 6, 2010
  262. United States of Earth <-FA Nov 15, 2010 (Collaboration with Sog)
  263. Lord Christopher Monckton <-FA October 22, 2010
  264. Alfred E. Neuman <-FA October 21, 2010
  265. Jack Dempsey <-FA October 6, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister)
  266. Punji Stick <-FA Nov. 19, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister and Romartus)
  267. Mike Tyson <-FA March. 15, 2011 (Collaboration with Aleister)
  268. Tony Jaa <-FA Nov. 20, 2010 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
  269. Joe Pesci <-Quasi FA Dec. 15, 2010 / FA March 14, 2011 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
  270. HowTo:Be absurdly funny and not just a content freak <-Feature May 1, 2010
  271. UnNews:5 rare pink elephants found dead in Indonesia
  272. UnNews:Somali teen busted in Christmas tree plot
  273. UnNews:Wealthy buffoons say: ‘tax us’, poor say, ‘hell, yeah!’
  274. UnNews:Newsweek depiction of Obama as void upsets some Hindus
  275. UnNews:Pakistan leader soon to view death sentence
  276. UnNews:Vatican to issue abuse guidelines
  277. UnNews:Scientists create and capture Antichrist <-Lead Nov. 18, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  278. UnNews:Iran’s crackdown on women (Collaboration with Sog)
  279. UnNews:Burmese democracy leader released from house into yard
  280. UnNews:Invasive airport screening stirs backlash among passengers
  281. UnNews:Ohio teacher expelled for sleeping in class <-Lead Nov. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  282. UnNews:Iran mum on US mystery missile <-Lead Nov. 10, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  283. UnNews:What makes for a Facebook friend?
  284. UnNews:Saudi "ink-pen nuke" blows up (Collaboration with Spike)
  285. UnNews:Pam Anderson's Playboy donation decried by Muslims
  286. UnNews:Hurricane Shary misses Bermuda, deemed laughing stock <-Lead Oct. 30, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  287. UnNews:Obama warns of apocalypse if Republicans win (Collaboration with Spike)
  288. UnNews:Mom killed after interrupting baby's Facebook time
  289. UnNews:Seventeen US nukes get away <-Lead Oct. 27, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  290. UnNews:Karzai admits receiving 'lorries of dollars' from Iran too
  291. UnNews:Surgeon cut off penis by mistake at Bury hospital
  292. Lunar Launch <-Playwrite of the Month Oct. 2010, FA May 28, 2011 (Collaboration with Socky)
  293. States of the USE
  294. UnNews:San Francisco newspaper publishes 'straight list,' calls for boycott of Uganda
  295. UnNews:Osama bin Laden living in Karachi Hilton? <-Lead Oct. 19, 2010
  296. UnNews:Richards: Mick Jagger was ‘sententious’ <-Lead Oct. 17, 2010
  297. UnNews:Rapper ‘talks’ man down from hotel roof
  298. UnNews:Mount Everest gets Internet thumbs down
  299. UnNews:Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in woods <-Lead Oct. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  300. UnNews:New York GOP gubernatorial candidate condemns gays
  301. UnNews:Two gay boys target street gang in lascivious attack
  302. UnNews:French Islam ban passes last legal hurdle
  303. UnNews:Meat made O'Donnell avoid being Hare Krishna
  304. UnNews:Purple lucky rabbit’s feet to bring 'great events,' Chinese fortune-teller predicts
  305. UnNews:US Herpes tests in Guatemala 'crime against Guatemala'
  306. HowTo:Tell another bar joke <-Feature October 9, 2010
  307. UnNews:Woman turns in former husband for 1993 slaying
  308. UnNews:Mexican mayor stoned to death in drug overdose
  309. UnNews:Pentagon destroys copies of officer's exposé
  310. UnNews:Photographs expose athletes' village shambles in Delhi <-Lead Sept 23, 2010
  311. UnNews:Debate continues on 'Frankenstein' salmon
  312. UnNews:Mexico paper seeks cartel advice on police scourge
  313. UnNews:Urgent call on UN to stop 'alien invasion' <-Lead Sept. 19, 2010
  314. UnNews:Castro calls Sarkozy a 'coño’, questions control by wife
  315. Tantra <-FA (Collaboration with Aleister)
  316. General William Westmoreland <-FA (Collaboration with Sog)
  317. UnBooks:Keith Richards <-FA (Collaboration with Romartus)
  318. UnNews:Taliban drone attack kills eight NATO troops
  319. HowTo:Pimp a ho <-Feature Sept. 18, 2010
  320. UnNews:World holds-breath for unveiling of NKorean heir
  321. UnNews:Florida Pastor extorts 'ground zero' imam
  322. UnNews:God vs. godly?
  323. UnNews:Lifer gets 6 months for assaulting guard
  324. UnNews:NASA to send manned probe into Sun at night
  325. UnNews:Avatar director vows to aid Na'vi tribe
  326. UnNews:Berlin vegetarian restaurant revealed as hoax by cannibals
  327. UnNews:Cali Cartel develops robotic 'mule' to smuggle drugs
  328. UnNews:Iran threatens to strike Israel nuke site <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
  329. UnNews:60-books-a-month toddler kicks reading habit <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
  330. UnNews:Stephen Hawking created Universe?
  331. UnNews:Afghanistan: Why are the Taliban winning? <-Lead Sept 2, 2010
  332. UnNews:Tony Blair book describes Gordon Brown as 'laborious'
  333. UnNews:Cannabis may relieve chronic sobriety
  334. UnNews:Himalayan glaciers melting deadline 'a stupid mistake' <-Lead Aug 31, 2010
  335. UnNews:Rabbi calls for 'laughing fit' on Mahmoud Abbas
  336. UnNews:Paris Hilton caught with Francium
  337. UnNews:Religious activists complain over nudity in porn films
  338. UnNews:Kim Jong II visits China – so friggin' what? <-Lead Aug 27, 2010
  339. UnNews:Death ‘ray gun’ to be tested in Los Angeles jail
  340. UnNews:Thailand defends ‘Lord of War’ court decision
  341. UnNews:AP: It's 'Ground Zero Mosque,' people
  342. UnNews:Saudi Arabia urged not to lobotomize man as retribution punishment
  343. UnNews:1 in 5 Americans thinks Obama is Christian? <-Lead Aug 20, 2010
  344. UnNews:Seven Dwarfs accused of £4,369,083 iTunes scam
  345. UnNews:Facebook introduces stalking feature <-Lead Aug 19, 2010
  346. PNG quake tourism booming
  347. UnBooks:Jeff Beck Illustrated
  348. UnNews:Zsa Zsa Gabor calls in priest for final exorcism <-Lead August 17, 2010
  349. UnNews:Obama favors Ground Zero mosque
  350. UnNews:Big Ben dwarfed by Big Bin <-Lead August 11-12, 2010
  351. UnNews:US dollar to go on paper-standard? <-Lead August 10, 2010
  352. UnNews:Abandon Earth - Stephen Hawking warns
  353. UnNews:Greenland breaks off ice, drifts south
  354. UnNews:Has Tiger Woods lost his mojo?
  355. Padmé <-FA July 10, 2011
  356. UnNews:Saudis announce Blackberry ban
  357. UnNews:Mullen outlines U.S. Iran attack plans <-Lead August 2, 2010
  358. UnNews:Germany mourns Love Festival victims, while Hate Festival boasts no injuries
  359. UnNews:Mars site may hold 'buried life' <-Lead July 30, 2010
  360. Fatima asks UnWikiAnswers
  361. HowTo:Payola <-Feature August 15, 2010
  362. UnNews:Putin sings with Expelled Agents <-Lead July 26, 2010
  363. UnNews:Sinkhole swallows flooded Milwaukee
  364. UnNews:India unveils prototype of $3 iPad <-Lead July 24, 2010
  365. UnNews:Al Qaeda audio says post-dated victory assured
  366. UnNews:CIA lifts lid on alleged UnCycloLeaks <-Lead July 23, 2010
  367. HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds <-Feature July 24, 2010
  368. UnNews:Paris Hilton is French Connection?
  369. UnNews:Giant sinkhole in Orion swallows cosmos
  370. UnNews:Vatican unveils new rule to stop abuse: just say no!
  371. UnNews:Libyan AIDS ship averted by Israel
  372. UnNews:Vanished Iranian scientist reappears in Washington
  373. UnNews:Swiss free Polanski after US refuse to extradite rapist <-Lead July 13, 2010
  374. HowTo:Fear Blue-ringed octopus <-Feature July 17, 2010
  375. UnNews:Looning 'can slow ageing process'
  376. UnNews:Soccer fans shun art for hookers
  377. UnNews:'Star Wars' creator sues lightsaber manufacturer in China
  378. UnNews:Secret Soma formula revealed by Leary estate
  379. UnNews:Thailand extends emergency law for 30 years
  380. UnNews:Obama: One more year in Afghanistan, then bust
  381. UnNews:Moby Dick fossil found in Peruvian desert
  382. UnNews:Google implements gays-only employment policy
  383. UnNews:There will be war in Iran?
  384. UnNews:Taliban offensive drives NATO, U.S. attorney general to Tora Bora <-Lead June 30, 2010
  385. UnNews:Death guilty of manslaughter in Australia
  386. UnNews:Michael Jackson's father files wrongful death
  387. UnNews:Biden calls brothel mistress a 'smartass' after prostitution comment <-Lead June 28, 2010
  388. UnNews:'Overwhelming high' leads to world-record drug bust
  389. UnNews:Michael Jackson: one year later <-Lead June 26, 2010
  390. UnNews:Triple X domain wins approval
  391. UnNews:Unstable man arrested with weapons near K-2 summit
  392. UnNews:Gillard is Australia's first shemale PM
  393. UnNews:Lil' Wayne arrested on drug charge – statement goes platinum
  394. UnNews:77 million 'poisoned' in Bangladesh <-Lead June 21, 2010
  395. UnNews:Red Shirts blast Thai PM for trying to make good image <-Lead June 20, 2010
  396. UnNews:Egyptian minister: Obama told me he is a Muhammadan <-Lead June 19, 2010
  397. UnNews:Convicted killer Ronnie Gardner executed with bazooka
  398. UnNews:Mom: R.I. school bans 8-year-old son's patriotic hat with army figures
  399. UnNews:BP admits drilling breached Hades, hell to pay
  400. UnNews:Sperm whale poop fights climate change
  401. UnNews:Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar
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