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Articles, HowTo, UnBooks, UnScripts and UnNews: 510



  1. UnNews:Idaho woman booked after ‘sleep shagging’
  2. UnNews:Nyaditski endures mosquitoes in third Amazon swim attempt
  3. UnNews:North Carolina honors wounded warriors with VIP parking
  4. UnNews:300-pound toddler too big to play football
  5. UnNews:Lucy Liu admits poisoning British bankster
  6. UnNews:Olympics undermine the doping spirit
  7. UnNews:AIDS virus chases Hillary Clinton from Malawi
  8. UnNews:Bird lovers plan same-sex “oral-day” at Chick-fil-A
  9. UnNews:Passenger finds harpoon in Air Canada sandwich
  10. UnNews:Photographer had bottoms up view of nuclear blast <-Lead
  11. UnNews:House passes Ron Paul's ‘Audit the Girl Scouts’ bill
  12. UnNews:21 drown trying to walk on water at Tony Robbins event <-Lead
  13. UnNews:Washington lauds valiant Syrian terrorists
  14. UnNews:Least important Syrian beggar calls for foreign candy
  15. UnNews:LSD users switching to Soma after drug is redesigned <-Lead
  16. UnNews:Obama chides Romney on dick size
  17. UnNews:Vampire Flu cover-up by DHS
  18. Nillion (Collab with Shabidoo and Sog)
  19. Soma <-FA
  20. UnNews:Basket case nations form bric alliance
  21. UnNews:US Attorney General refuses to prosecute self for contempt
  22. UnNews:President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism
  23. UnNews:Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all
  24. UnNews:Flirting app shuts down teen service to protect adults from child predators
  25. UnNews:Hasidic NYPD recruit says she was fired over beard length
  26. UnNews:Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million
  27. Bad Mike Tyson
  28. UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming <-FA
  29. UnNews:Falling sheep strike cars in Australia
  30. UnNews:The ambitious plan to build Star Trek's Enterprise
  31. UnNews:Auction of purported Gipper poop canceled
  32. UnNews:Bogus hooker sells sex in Mississippi
  33. UnNews:World to hold joint anti-terror war games in Syria
  34. UnNews:Martial arts pervert banned from Earth
  35. UnNews:12.4 million people hit by drought
  36. UnNews:Man flies across Rio de Janeiro using a catapult
  37. UnNews:Prodigious Moon alert <-Lead
  38. My Lai Massacre <-FA
  39. Bhagavad-gita <-FA
  40. India (Collab with PuppyOnTheRadio) <-FA
  41. The Yardbirds <-FA
  42. Womp Rat <-FA
  43. Amero <-FA
  44. UnNews:Norris admits he doesn’t know Jack
  45. UnNews:Obama blames high gas prices on Iran
  46. UnNews:Suspicious nuke discovered in French port
  47. UnNews:Marines told to disrobe before Panetta
  48. Uncyclopedian (Collab with Puppy and Aleister)
  49. UnNews:Cleopatra investigation pending toxicology results
  50. UnNews:KONY 2012 pacifists demand war to neutralize Lord of the Ants
  51. UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain <-Lead and FA
  52. UnNews:Tom Thumb discovered as Nepalese Yeti
  53. UnNews:WWIII postponed thanks to Russia and China
  54. UnNews:Preemptively attacked snake acquitted of manslaughter <-Lead
  55. UnNews:Police arrest suspect for PCP thought crime
  56. UnNews:Elitist media prepare public for ultimate true flag attack
  57. UnNews:Everest summit bomber startles Israeli climber <-Lead
  58. UnNews:Conspiracy Theory Conspiracies Ministry axes Alex Jones
  59. UnNews:Our newest political-lobbyist is a primitive sea sponge
  60. UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (with Aleister) <-FA
  61. UnNews:Why the Chinese are buying record quantities of Lead
  62. UnNews:US false flag warning level extreme <-Lead
  63. UnNews:Palestine dilemma: suicide or surfing
  64. UnNews:Sanctimonious taunted at South Carolina gay bar
  65. UnNews:Huntsman ends presidential bid, backs China’s Hu <-Lead
  66. UnNews:Titty-twisting celebrity arrested in Disney World
  67. UnNews:US denies raucous bomb attack on Iran unclear scientist
  68. UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable <-Lead and FA
  69. UnNews:Danish tot builds Lego Higgs boson
  70. UnNews:Exterminist teachings sully American Koran
  71. UnNews:Ebenezer swap: Israel names Palestinian prisoners
  72. UnNews:Paralyzed race car driver crashes, burns
  73. UnNews:US to nuke Iran over plot to swat Saudi mosquito
  74. UnNews:Earthscrapers hidden underground in preparation for “designer WWIII” <-Lead
  75. UnNews:Dirt, iron ore linked to mature death
  76. UnNews:Iranian faces execution for fibbing, not just usury
  77. UnNews:Kapoor: We can beat sex slavery by legalization <-Lead
  78. UnNews:Iran plans to send another ship off U.S. coast
  79. UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue <-Lead
  80. UnNews:Valet: Accused UBS bank trader sorry beyond recollection <-Lead
  81. UnNews:Amber reveals dinosaur clue <-Lead
  82. UnNews:Mutilated Admin serves as warning from UnNews <-Lead
  83. BNA
  84. Bad Nigger Attitude
  85. UnNews:Libya conflict: Jannah border cannot be closed
  86. UnNews:Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show <-Lead
  87. UnNews:Qaddafi is new rebel leader, NATO flummoxed
  88. UnNews:Alien denies Al Gore threat they plan to enforce carbon tax
  89. UnNews:Rick Perrier's prowess: bribes central to success <-Lead
  90. UnNews:Assad calls on Obama to step down
  91. John Belushi <-Collab with Madmax and Oliphaunte: FA
  92. UnNews:Larry Flynt offers Casey Anthony $5 million to pose dead
  93. UnNews:Non-criminal busts into California prison <-Lead
  94. UnNews:Mick Jagger sings in Sanskrit with reborn rockers
  95. UnNews:UK rebels recognized as humanitarian intervention looms
  96. UnNews:Uncyclopedia says it’s losing contributors <-Lead
  97. UnNews:Taliban boy wipes out Seal Team 6?
  98. UnNews:Only one in 12-persons in stylish Pajero crash tests positive <-Lead
  99. UnNews:Libyan rebels recognize Sarkozy, NATO envoy Younes killed
  100. UnNews:Air France orders beautiful-Caucasian-only cabin crew for Strauss-Kahn <-Lead
  101. UnNews:Knights Templar sue Libyan al Qaeda over ink pen nuke <-Lead
  102. UnNews:Man arrested for building nuclear bomb in his toilet <-Lead
  103. UnNews:Former Mexican president urges legalizing crime
  104. UnNews:Norway:Police ponder new Breivik charge of crimes against honkies
  105. UnNews:Germany lends Libyan rebels 144 million bullets <-Lead
  106. UnNews:Goldfish killed in Mexico after ransom not paid <-Lead
  107. UnNews:German man missing since 1945 is found working in Las Vegas <-Lead July 25, 2011
  108. UnNews:Final space shuttle crashes <-Lead July 22, 2011
  109. HowTo:Soma <-Feature July 11, 2010
  110. UnNews:Woman spends $10,000 on invisible deity
  111. UnNews:Al-Qaeda network hacked; group blames terrorists
  112. Unobtanium <-FA Aug 12, 2011 (Collab. with ShabiDoo)
  113. Bohemian Grove <-FA July 24, 2011 (Collab. with Mattsnow)
  114. UnNews:Obituary:Amy Winehouse enters rebirth
  115. UnNews:Taxpayer funded study examined penis sizes in black communities
  116. UnNews:Obama meets Lama, explains capitalism <-Lead July 20, 2011
  117. UnNews:Baby murderer freed after pardon
  118. UnNews:NATO pooped, broke; Gaddafi prevails
  119. UnNews:Whiter sugar from plastic
  120. UnNews:Brazilian plane lands after take-off <-Lead July 15, 2011
  121. UnNews:Uncyclopedia warns against flaming ‘Arse-hole’ virus
  122. UnNews:Live M2 Flamethrower found on JetBlue Boston-Newark flight <-Lead July 13, 2011
  123. UnNews:Lawyer for Casey Anthony worried about getting paid
  124. UnNews:Thousands of women accuse Strauss-Kahn in feeding frenzy <-Lead July 10, 2011
  125. UnNews:US court orders change to gay military ban
  126. UnNews:Moody's downgrades Portugal from junk to dog shit
  127. UnNews:Japan's reconstruction minister resigns, all reconstruction stops
  128. UnNews:Qaddafi Arrest Warrant:African Union tells ICC to ‘bugger off!’ <-Lead July 4, 2011
  129. Inbox <-FA (Collaboration with many mates)
  130. UnNews:Ex-IMF phallus Strauss-Kahn freed, maid arrested <-Lead July 2, 2011
  131. UnNews:Porn and kids:How young is too young?
  132. UnNews:Supreme Court strikes ban on violent children’s games <-Lead July 1, 2011
  133. UnNews:ICC:Gaddafi could face jaywalking citation <-Lead June 30, 2011
  134. UnNews:Bachmann: 'scare tactics' in debt ceiling scam
  135. UnNews:California rail route splits homes to protect dung beetles
  136. UnNews:Rwandese woman minister guilty of unlicensed genocide
  137. UnNews:12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice <-Lead June 25, 2011
  138. UnNews:Casino slot machine pays way too much
  139. UnNews:New York atheists angry over 'Hell' street sign
  140. UnNews:Cheney:Waive airline body-bag fees for returning mercenaries <-Lead June 24, 2011
  141. UnNews:'Smart Only' debating site sparks outrage by dumping 30 deemed too stupid
  142. UnNews:Angel Jolie visits condemned sinners in Hell
  143. UnNews:Strauss-Kahn claimed to have prophylactic immunity
  144. UnNews:CIA appoints Zawahiri as new token-enemy leader
  145. UnNews:Polish study shows 9 out of 10 males are lesbian
  146. UnNews:CIA adopts ‘pass god & praise the ammo’ policy in Yemen <-Lead June 15, 2011
  147. UnNews:Polish astronaut on mission to prove Bin Laden not dead
  148. UnNews:France faces fines over hamster sexploitation <-Lead June 11, 2011
  149. UnNews:Rangers recount Audie Murphy Medal recipient's moronic act
  150. UnNews:NATO mulls nuking Gaddafi compound
  151. UnNews:Talks focus on spoils of post-Gaddafi Libya
  152. UnNews:Cuban court convicts 6 of honesty
  153. UnNews:Palin: I didn't mean to step on Romney's "thingy" <-Lead June 7-10, 2011
  154. UnNews:Chinese teenager sells penis for iPad
  155. UnNews:U.S. gives foreign aid to countries holding billions in treasury securities
  156. UnNews:Dealers win global war on drugs
  157. UnNews:Blast rocks northern Nigerian city <-Lead June 1, 2011
  158. UnNews:3075 bodies recovered from Polish airlines crash
  159. UnNews:Fifa denies bladder in crisis
  160. UnNews:Scientists take wild guess at nature of Mars
  161. UnNews:Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg eats only what he picks
  162. UnNews:Scores missing after US tornado
  163. UnNews:Seal Team 6 jokes all the rage on Twitter
  164. UnNews:Mississippi governor urges caution as river crests
  165. UnNews:IMF Chief alleges sodomy and extortion by hotel maid
  166. UnNews:Rapture conman hung from jackass tree by disgruntled fucktards
  167. UnNews:Dicks deem dick a dick
  168. UnNews:Pakistan President asks: 'bin who?'
  169. UnNews:Pope John Paul II wins 'Monsignor Universe' beauty contest
  170. UnNews:Prince William and Kate Middleton leave Buckingham Palace in Prince Charles's Morris Mini Cooper S
  171. UnNews:Trump forces Obama to show Earth certificate <-Lead April 28, 2011
  172. Jeff Beck <-FA April 27, 2011
  173. UnNews:McCain held in Libya on visa violation
  174. UnNews:Tampa Bay wide receiver catches Florida toddler
  175. UnNews:Flying robot assassins deployed in Libya
  176. UnNews:Brick, New Jersey SWAT team bored to death
  177. UnNews:Alcatraz reopened for Bradley Manning
  178. UnNews:Michigan teacher arrested for weapons possession
  179. UnNews:Obama Ponzi scheme speech reveals short-term plan
  180. UnNews:Iran accused of ‘foreign meddling’ copyright infringement <-Lead April 16, 2011
  181. UnNews:Mexico discovered in mass graves
  182. UnNews:Scientists speak out on ‘gay caveman’ <-Lead April 13, 2011
  183. UnNews:Scientist finds super-bug in New Delhi water
  184. UnNews:Emergency grips India as god hangs on life support <-Lead April 7, 2011
  185. UnNews:Florida pastor starts WWIII (Collab. with Spike)
  186. UnNews:Rebels have already established new Central Bank of Libya
  187. UnNews:US hands Libyan sky to NATO, takes over on ground
  188. UnNews:Abercrombie criticized for selling push-up briefs to little boys <-Lead March 27-28, 2011
  189. Psychedelic Music <-FA April 14, 2011 (Collab. with Sog)
  190. UnNews:KIA soldier to receive full-body transplant <-Lead March 30, 2011 (Collab. with Spike)
  191. UnNews:France recognizes American rebels
  192. UnNews:Florida judge defends decision to apply Islamic law on Muslims
  193. UnNews:Glenn Beck credits God with earthquake-tsunami <-Lead March 18, 2011
  194. UnNews:Psychedelic icon takes final trip
  195. UnNews:Earthquake weapon test takes heat off Libya (Collaboration with Aleister)
  196. UnNews:Bradley Manning mulls plea-bargain
  197. UnNews:Charlie Sheen swings from rooftop, yells ‘tally-ho!’
  198. UnNews:Britney Spears raves about Jason Trawick’s manhood
  199. UnNews:Pope lauds Rabbi's insistence Catholics did not kill reason
  200. UnNews:Euthanized puppy resurrects, pissed off
  201. UnNews:“Beam me up, Scotty” is possible with lasers, say scientists (Collaboration with Spike)
  202. UnNews:Samuel Jackson rips Oscars on diversity
  203. UnNews:Qaddafi: al-Qaeda should apologize 'while licking my feet'
  204. UnNews:Refugee crisis on Wisconsin's west border
  205. IMF calls for dollar alternative as oil spikes (Gnome-speakernotes listen) (Collaboration with Spike)
  206. UnNews:Peruvians placed at risk at soccer match <-Lead Feb 20, 2011 (Collaboration with Spike)
  207. UnNews:Pirates hijack USS Enterprise
  208. UnNews:Russian Roulette: Computer beats human rivals
  209. UnNews:Clinton picks new U.S. envoy to Afghanistan, Pakistan <-Lead Feb 15, 2011
  210. UnNews:Lawyers question legality of asteroid impact
  211. UnNews:Obama creates superstate with US-World merger
  212. UnNews:Illinois driver accused of hit-and-run with tree
  213. UnNews:Saudis warn Uncyclopedia not to parody Mubarak <-Lead Feb 10, 2011
  214. UnNews:Lindsay Lohan charged with dildo theft <-Lead Feb 9, 2011
  215. UnNews:Weird Al Yankovic flubs National Anthem
  216. UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
  217. UnNews:Pakistan urged to free boy arrested for blasphemy
  218. UnNews:Mubarak steps up pressure on Egyptian fans
  219. UnNews:Mummies vandalize Cairo museum
  220. UnNews:Wanted at Uncyclopedia: Women <-Lead Jan 29, 2011
  221. UnNews:Uganda gay rights activist David Kato canonized
  222. UnNews:Media consensus: good news is bad news
  223. UnNews:Mississippi resident 'couldn't care less!' <-Lead Jan 22, 2011
  224. UnNews:Illuminati celebrates Facebook success in NWO plan <-Lead Jan 18, 2011
  225. UnNews:China's secret fleet of stealth fighters
  226. UnNews:Tourists in North Korea face new anthem tax (Collaboration with Spike)
  227. UnNews:1,000 birds in mass suicide over Arkansas <-Lead Jan 4, 2011
  228. UnNews:Water causes evacuation of Napalm theme park
  229. UnNews:Cartoon plotter charged in Denmark <-Lead Dec 31, 2010
  230. UnNews:Waterquakes shake South Pacific Ocean
  231. UnNews:Current emissions risk devastating odor rise
  232. UnNews:North Korea to honor invincible Kim Jong Il with 21-nuke salute <-Lead Dec 25, 2010
  233. UnNews:Russia puts off signing START treaty to 2077
  234. UnNews:Atheist North Korea ready for ‘sacred war' with South
  235. UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse <-FA
  236. UnNews:Officials warn of holiday attacks; no one cares (Collaboration with Spike)
  237. UnNews:Custer’s last flag bombs on eBay
  238. UnNews:Britain to burn U.S. pastor for Koran plan
  239. UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon <-FA Dec. 16, 2010
  240. UnNews:WikiLeaks hacktivists bring Earth to standstill
  241. UnNews:Israel denies involvement in shark attacks
  242. UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon <-FA
  243. UnNews:Charles Manson caught with electric toothbrush in prison <-Lead Dec 6, 2010
  244. United States of Earth <-FA Nov 15, 2010 (Collaboration with Sog)
  245. Lord Christopher Monckton <-FA October 22, 2010
  246. Alfred E. Neuman <-FA October 21, 2010
  247. Jack Dempsey <-FA October 6, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister)
  248. Punji Stick <-FA Nov. 19, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister and Romartus)
  249. Mike Tyson <-FA March. 15, 2011 (Collaboration with Aleister)
  250. Tony Jaa <-FA Nov. 20, 2010 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
  251. Joe Pesci <-Quasi FA Dec. 15, 2010 / FA March 14, 2011 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
  252. HowTo:Be absurdly funny and not just a content freak <-Feature May 1, 2010
  253. UnNews:5 rare pink elephants found dead in Indonesia
  254. UnNews:Somali teen busted in Christmas tree plot
  255. UnNews:Wealthy buffoons say: ‘tax us’, poor say, ‘hell, yeah!’
  256. UnNews:Newsweek depiction of Obama as void upsets some Hindus
  257. UnNews:Pakistan leader soon to view death sentence
  258. UnNews:Vatican to issue abuse guidelines
  259. UnNews:Scientists create and capture Antichrist <-Lead Nov. 18, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  260. UnNews:Iran’s crackdown on women (Collaboration with Sog)
  261. UnNews:Burmese democracy leader released from house into yard
  262. UnNews:Invasive airport screening stirs backlash among passengers
  263. UnNews:Ohio teacher expelled for sleeping in class <-Lead Nov. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  264. UnNews:Iran mum on US mystery missile <-Lead Nov. 10, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  265. UnNews:What makes for a Facebook friend?
  266. UnNews:Saudi "ink-pen nuke" blows up (Collaboration with Spike)
  267. UnNews:Pam Anderson's Playboy donation decried by Muslims
  268. UnNews:Hurricane Shary misses Bermuda, deemed laughing stock <-Lead Oct. 30, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  269. UnNews:Obama warns of apocalypse if Republicans win (Collaboration with Spike)
  270. UnNews:Mom killed after interrupting baby's Facebook time
  271. UnNews:Seventeen US nukes get away <-Lead Oct. 27, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  272. UnNews:Karzai admits receiving 'lorries of dollars' from Iran too
  273. UnNews:Surgeon cut off penis by mistake at Bury hospital
  274. Lunar Launch <-Playwrite of the Month Oct. 2010, FA May 28, 2011 (Collaboration with Socky)
  275. States of the USE
  276. UnNews:San Francisco newspaper publishes 'straight list,' calls for boycott of Uganda
  277. UnNews:Osama bin Laden living in Karachi Hilton? <-Lead Oct. 19, 2010
  278. UnNews:Richards: Mick Jagger was ‘sententious’ <-Lead Oct. 17, 2010
  279. UnNews:Rapper ‘talks’ man down from hotel roof
  280. UnNews:Mount Everest gets Internet thumbs down
  281. UnNews:Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in woods <-Lead Oct. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
  282. UnNews:New York GOP gubernatorial candidate condemns gays
  283. UnNews:Two gay boys target street gang in lascivious attack
  284. UnNews:French Islam ban passes last legal hurdle
  285. UnNews:Meat made O'Donnell avoid being Hare Krishna
  286. UnNews:Purple lucky rabbit’s feet to bring 'great events,' Chinese fortune-teller predicts
  287. UnNews:US Herpes tests in Guatemala 'crime against Guatemala'
  288. HowTo:Tell another bar joke <-Feature October 9, 2010
  289. UnNews:Woman turns in former husband for 1993 slaying
  290. UnNews:Mexican mayor stoned to death in drug overdose
  291. UnNews:Pentagon destroys copies of officer's exposé
  292. UnNews:Photographs expose athletes' village shambles in Delhi <-Lead Sept 23, 2010
  293. UnNews:Debate continues on 'Frankenstein' salmon
  294. UnNews:Mexico paper seeks cartel advice on police scourge
  295. UnNews:Urgent call on UN to stop 'alien invasion' <-Lead Sept. 19, 2010
  296. UnNews:Castro calls Sarkozy a 'coño’, questions control by wife
  297. Tantra <-FA (Collaboration with Aleister)
  298. General William Westmoreland <-FA (Collaboration with Sog)
  299. UnBooks:Keith Richards <-FA (Collaboration with Romartus)
  300. UnNews:Taliban drone attack kills eight NATO troops
  301. HowTo:Pimp a ho <-Feature Sept. 18, 2010
  302. UnNews:World holds-breath for unveiling of NKorean heir
  303. UnNews:Florida Pastor extorts 'ground zero' imam
  304. UnNews:God vs. godly?
  305. UnNews:Lifer gets 6 months for assaulting guard
  306. UnNews:NASA to send manned probe into Sun at night
  307. UnNews:Avatar director vows to aid Na'vi tribe
  308. UnNews:Berlin vegetarian restaurant revealed as hoax by cannibals
  309. UnNews:Cali Cartel develops robotic 'mule' to smuggle drugs
  310. UnNews:Iran threatens to strike Israel nuke site <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
  311. UnNews:60-books-a-month toddler kicks reading habit <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
  312. UnNews:Stephen Hawking created Universe?
  313. UnNews:Afghanistan: Why are the Taliban winning? <-Lead Sept 2, 2010
  314. UnNews:Tony Blair book describes Gordon Brown as 'laborious'
  315. UnNews:Cannabis may relieve chronic sobriety
  316. UnNews:Himalayan glaciers melting deadline 'a stupid mistake' <-Lead Aug 31, 2010
  317. UnNews:Rabbi calls for 'laughing fit' on Mahmoud Abbas
  318. UnNews:Paris Hilton caught with Francium
  319. UnNews:Religious activists complain over nudity in porn films
  320. UnNews:Kim Jong II visits China – so friggin' what? <-Lead Aug 27, 2010
  321. UnNews:Death ‘ray gun’ to be tested in Los Angeles jail
  322. UnNews:Thailand defends ‘Lord of War’ court decision
  323. UnNews:AP: It's 'Ground Zero Mosque,' people
  324. UnNews:Saudi Arabia urged not to lobotomize man as retribution punishment
  325. UnNews:1 in 5 Americans thinks Obama is Christian? <-Lead Aug 20, 2010
  326. UnNews:Seven Dwarfs accused of £4,369,083 iTunes scam
  327. UnNews:Facebook introduces stalking feature <-Lead Aug 19, 2010
  328. PNG quake tourism booming
  329. UnBooks:Jeff Beck Illustrated
  330. UnNews:Zsa Zsa Gabor calls in priest for final exorcism <-Lead August 17, 2010
  331. UnNews:Obama favors Ground Zero mosque
  332. UnNews:Big Ben dwarfed by Big Bin <-Lead August 11-12, 2010
  333. UnNews:US dollar to go on paper-standard? <-Lead August 10, 2010
  334. UnNews:Abandon Earth - Stephen Hawking warns
  335. UnNews:Greenland breaks off ice, drifts south
  336. UnNews:Has Tiger Woods lost his mojo?
  337. Padmé <-FA July 10, 2011
  338. UnNews:Saudis announce Blackberry ban
  339. UnNews:Mullen outlines U.S. Iran attack plans <-Lead August 2, 2010
  340. UnNews:Germany mourns Love Festival victims, while Hate Festival boasts no injuries
  341. UnNews:Mars site may hold 'buried life' <-Lead July 30, 2010
  342. Fatima asks UnWikiAnswers
  343. UnNews:UnWikiLeaks and the media
  344. HowTo:Payola <-Feature August 15, 2010
  345. UnNews:Putin sings with Expelled Agents <-Lead July 26, 2010
  346. UnNews:Sinkhole swallows flooded Milwaukee
  347. UnNews:India unveils prototype of $3 iPad <-Lead July 24, 2010
  348. UnNews:Al Qaeda audio says post-dated victory assured
  349. UnNews:CIA lifts lid on alleged UnCycloLeaks <-Lead July 23, 2010
  350. HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds <-Feature July 24, 2010
  351. UnNews:Paris Hilton is French Connection?
  352. UnNews:Giant sinkhole in Orion swallows cosmos
  353. UnNews:Vatican unveils new rule to stop abuse: just say no!
  354. UnNews:Libyan AIDS ship averted by Israel
  355. UnNews:Vanished Iranian scientist reappears in Washington
  356. UnNews:Swiss free Polanski after US refuse to extradite rapist <-Lead July 13, 2010
  357. HowTo:Fear Blue-ringed octopus <-Feature July 17, 2010
  358. UnNews:Looning 'can slow ageing process'
  359. UnNews:Soccer fans shun art for hookers
  360. UnNews:'Star Wars' creator sues lightsaber manufacturer in China
  361. UnNews:Secret Soma formula revealed by Leary estate
  362. UnNews:Thailand extends emergency law for 30 years
  363. UnNews:Obama: One more year in Afghanistan, then bust
  364. UnNews:Moby Dick fossil found in Peruvian desert
  365. UnNews:Google implements gays-only employment policy
  366. UnNews:There will be war in Iran?
  367. UnNews:Taliban offensive drives NATO, U.S. attorney general to Tora Bora <-Lead June 30, 2010
  368. UnNews:Death guilty of manslaughter in Australia
  369. UnNews:Michael Jackson's father files wrongful death
  370. UnNews:Biden calls brothel mistress a 'smartass' after prostitution comment <-Lead June 28, 2010
  371. UnNews:'Overwhelming high' leads to world-record drug bust
  372. UnNews:Michael Jackson: one year later <-Lead June 26, 2010
  373. UnNews:Triple X domain wins approval
  374. UnNews:Unstable man arrested with weapons near K-2 summit
  375. UnNews:Gillard is Australia's first shemale PM
  376. UnNews:Lil' Wayne arrested on drug charge – statement goes platinum
  377. UnNews:77 million 'poisoned' in Bangladesh <-Lead June 21, 2010
  378. UnNews:Red Shirts blast Thai PM for trying to make good image <-Lead June 20, 2010
  379. UnNews:Egyptian minister: Obama told me he is a Muhammadan <-Lead June 19, 2010
  380. UnNews:Convicted killer Ronnie Gardner executed with bazooka
  381. UnNews:Mom: R.I. school bans 8-year-old son's patriotic hat with army figures
  382. UnNews:BP admits drilling breached Hades, hell to pay
  383. UnNews:Sperm whale poop fights climate change
  384. UnNews:Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar
  385. UnNews:U.S. discovers $1 googol in Afghan gold <-Lead June 14, 2010
  386. UnNews:Military spectacle mocks Queen Elizabeth's birthday <-Lead June 12, 2010
  387. HowTo:Appreciate Womp Rats <-Feature June 27, 2010
  388. Post Apocalypse <-FA July 17, 2010
  389. HowTo:Be Uncyclopedia Beach Local <-Feature June 19, 2010
  390. UnNews:Taliban executes spy-baby, 2, for spying
  391. UnNews:Child photographed smoking huge joint at Phillies game
  392. UnNews:Iran's Ahmadinejad slams devil
  393. UnNews:Gulf spill 7th sign of Hopi prophecy?
  394. UnNews:Student sentenced for filming porn with school teacher <-Lead June 7, 2010
  395. UnNews:Mexican drug cartel reportedly plotted to blow up Texas <-Lead June 6, 2010
  396. UnNews:Israeli ‘Nerf war’ causes international outcry <-Lead June 5, 2010
  397. UnNews:Thailand entices tourists back after mayhem <-Lead June 3, 2010
  398. UnNews:Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo <-Lead June 3, 2010
  399. UnNews:Gulf oil spill scientists warn of Black Lagoon
  400. UnNews:Famous Mexican prison warden abducted, remembered
  401. UnNews:Kindergarten knife attackers executed in China
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