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H.E. Sir Alfred E. Neuman, JP, OBE, AT&T

Only ONE thing cooler than Jeff, and that is Jeff on Guitar

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It was fun, and I learned a lot...

[edit] 2012 DOOMSDAY ??? - What? Me worry!?

I just got the Jan 2010 Special Issue of Modern Astrology, successor to the Astrological Magazine of India, edited by noted astrologer-astronomer, Gayatri Devi Vasudev, the daughter of late great Prof. Dr. BV Raman (ref. Wikipedia FMI).

In this issue she says of the 2012 Doomsday forecast:

“Any annihilation of gigantic proportions is possible only under a unique and significant planetary pattern. There is nothing out of the ordinary in the chart cast for the date December 21, 2012 to warrant any destruction on a massive scale on earth. All fears of the world ending on this date can be put to rest. So what happens then as 21-12-2012 ends? The world simply moves into 22-12-2012.”

Ref Modern Astrology Magazine, article by Gayatri Devi Vasudev, Jan. 2010 issue, page 6.

What is the "chart"? Well, all astrological interpretation aside, it's a math-based-map of the exact positions of the planets in relation to earth on said date.

[edit] 24 - Season 7 - Review

In Season 7, Tony (Jack's former CTU partner and best friend) is a bad guy, then a good guy, then a bad guy, then a good guy, then a bad guy, then a good guy, then a bad guy, then a good guy, then a bad guy, and finally a bad-good guy with a personal vendetta. The plot concerns a terrorist attack by the US Military-Industrial complex who helped some Africans build germs and got them distributed in Washington. But the pathogen was accidentally exposed to Jack Bauer and died a miserable death. Morris was really pissed-off when Chloe got arrested doing her job for FREE. And Bill blew himself up pretending to be Jack Bauer after some gorillas easily broke into the White House; final tally was Jack Bauer: 1, Bad Guys: 0. Mean while, the President's daughter is facing the electric chair for ordering a hit on the villain, who was getting a pardon after he exposed that there are OTHER villains out there, none of whom he knows. After seeking the forgiveness of Allah from his friend the terrorist, Jack Bauer lays unconscious getting a good rest after a seriously sleepless 24/7. Finally, blond-bimbo Kim Bauer gave up her DNA to go skydiving and landed in outer-space. Tony, on the other hand, can no longer count to ten on his missing fingers. Man, you've never seen an ending with its ass hanging-out like this one. Season 7 ends with more question marks than it begins with. The only thing that is certain is the Government being compromised. And Jack Bauer being RIGHT! OK! Bauer was only wrong ONCE (but you can blame that on the stupid script writers who are always needlessly fucking Jack Bauer up). Tune in for Season 8 after Jack does his Rip-Van-Winkle. Meanwhile, Morris has time to cool down. And Satan is free to do his business until Jack Bauer wakes up and begins another 24 hours of bloody hell and cool, fruitful torture stuff. Yeah!

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