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Hello, welcome to my userpage. Maybe your here because I wrote something you liked/hated and you want to praise/murder me. Maybe your creepy and just want to stalk me. Whatever the case, your here, and you want to know more about me.

edit All About Me

I am 19 years old and am a student at Queens University in Kingston Ontario, Canada. I speak French German Smurf as well as 1337. My birthday is September 4th. I write uncyclopedia articles in my free time. My hobbies are hockey (go figure), lacrosse, baseball, video games and ketchup. I am currently majoring in geography with minors in history and chemistry.

Piratez I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter.
Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
5 years, 2 months and 1 day.

edit My Works

London's Association of Women Drivers- First Article

Bad Directions- First nominated article, featured with Zana Dark

Loitering- A fun article to read

UnPoetia:The Break Up- A quick little poem

Life of an IP- A concept I'd like to work on more

User:Fuentfue/Negative Potato- A rewrite of a rewrite of an article, one of my favourites

UnNews:Rafael Nadal Thinks He Disappointed Millions By Losing French Open- First UnNews, got second lead

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