User:Frozen Cow

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“In Soviet Russia, cow freezes YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Frozen Cow
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The Frozen Cow is the ultimate ice cream maker in the world. It is unfortunately imaginary ice cream, so think of ice cream so good that your head explodes. Yeah. Frozen Cow made that. Be grateful.

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