User:Frosty

“Now that we've established that the others suck, why should you vote for Frosty? I'll TELL you why. He cleans up after vandals, tidies up in general, is nice to newbies and losers, has a good sense of humor, routinely demonstrates a greater maturity than half the users here, and is an all-around humble little bogan. ALSO, HE'S FIFTEEN YEARS OLD. Do you know that this spunky bastard thinks he can't write? So what does he hang around here for? To be part of a community, and help out in any way he can. THAT'S the damn definition of "community spirit", you faggots! So put your hand over your hearts and salute this Aussie spark of joy, you deviant homosexuals, because if you don't, he may become disillusioned and leave. And if he does, WOE BETIDE YOU ALL”

~ Bizzeebeever on fuck you

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This user is left-handed. In Latin they would be sinister. (List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 2 years, 9 months and 23 days.

My edits: 29,875

This user is just your friendly neighborhood cyberbully/troll, per conviction without questioning.

33 This user has written 33 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user has been an admin on Uncyclopedia for 9 months and 1 day.

This user is an Australian ... Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

This user's real age is: 17 years,  1 month and 28 days.

This user has been blocked 67 times.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user is an EDiot in lulz we trust

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