User:Frosty/WIP/Why?:Develop Nuclear Weapons
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Nuclear Weapons are a key strategic weapon that have used in warfare since World War II, but quite recently Nuclear Weapons have taken on a new persona and have been developed for reasons other than a country's own military advantage or the exploitation of depleting uranium reserves or simply because they fucking can, which has disturbed and plundered many critics to ask Why?: Develop Nuclear Weapons. Well, this is the reason many argue to be the best justification in developing Nuclear Weapons.
edit Scenario one - The Family Fued
In a number of cases a simple argument about whose turn it is to take out the trash or who forgot to turn off the kitchen light, have upscaled into full on nuclear warfare.
Take this simple example:
Wife - I thought I asked you to take our the trash!
Husband - I did it last week, you just dont want to because its so cold.
Wife - Does it matter, just get it done!
Husband - Do it yourself you lazy slut, or I'll slap you!
edit Scenario two - Peer Pressure
An increasing concern is the number of people that say:
|I'm developing nuclear weapons because all my friends are doing it, it's the new hip cool thing|
The most famous example was when
US president former US president George W. Bush developed nuclear weapons because his colleague rival Bill Clinton said it would impress the Iranians and North Koreans, unfortunately this accidentally started the Iraq War and that rather unfortunate incident in North Korea that they try not to talk about too much. It also didn't do a lot for his popularity, but the idiots still voted for him, what can I say?
But most importantly George W. Bush developed the nuclear weapons not because he felt they would hold a military advantage but because his peers told him to, this is also only the first example of many cases where Nuclear Weapons have been developed because of Peer pressure.
edit Scenario three - Blow shit up
This is by far the most common and best justification for nuclear weapons development. Blow Shit up, when asked before the international court accused of war crimes, Osama Bin Laden was asked "why did you get a plane flown into the twintowers?" He simply replied: "All I wanted to do, was blow shit up, if thats a crime then by god shoot me in the side of the face!" (Note: He actually was shot in the side of the face)
The same applies not just in international terrorism and war crimes but also in nuclear weapons development, you can use the case of "I simply wanted to blow shit up" in Africa the Middle East and Texas. However bare caution on what shit you blow up and how close you are to said shit, remember radiation is VERY bad.
Below is last of things that were blown up, because somebody had the balls to do it like a boss. You do not have said balls and never will:
edit Famous things that were blown up
- London (1940s)
- Japan (1940s)
- North Korea (recent)
America (not blown up... YET)- Lets pretend you didn't read that, shall we?