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How does one execute the art of it correctly? Well it's a lot easier said than done. Doing it is an extremely varied idea ranging from sexual intercourse to tying up your shoelaces, can't do either right now? Well you've come to the right place!
Doing it, is the polar opposite of failure so naturally this is going to be a fairly new experience for you so be sure to pay as closer attention as you possibly can! It is also important to note that the methods of completing it, greatly depend on what the it actually is. For instance you do not want to do the same thing with your beer, as you do with your detergent, ailure to do so can have consequences ranging from hiccuping bubbles to suddenly dropping dead for no obvious reason.