This is an essay. It is not an ignorable policy on Uncyclopedia, so you should ignore it even more and disregard the mad ramblings of its writer. Or you could submit it as an Uncycloversity assignment in lieu of actually doing any work.
This page in a nutshell: Proof that with enough weed, anything can be funny!
Fertilizer is... dinner for plants also known as Worm Poop. But thats not why it has it's own policy page it is because fertilizer is like the funniest word ever.
