User:Frinko/Kyle Broflovski

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A little known fact about Kyle is that he is a frequent patron at the local Disco.

Kyle Brofloski was born in 1666 during the Soccer World Cup. He is well known for being the Muslim on South Park and for having the worst fashion sense in the show. Kyle is a big fan of poo and is known to have fathered two children with Mr. Hankey's alcoholic wife. When asked about this, Mr Hankey replied: "She was my sister. It would have been illegal for me to fuck her"

Kyle has attended South Park Elementrey for the last 10 years and is now in the fourth grade. His teacher Ms. Garrison has often said that he was The Jew. When informed that he was in fact a muslim she responded: A what?

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Contrary to common belief that Kyle is a Jew, he is in fact a muslim. The "Jew" misconception was an evil manical plot thought up by Eric Cartman, Possibly the best Dictator since Adolf Hitler. As we all know, muslims are not to b approched under any circumstances and therefore, Cartman is technicly a hero for confronting this man on numerous occasions. Kyles famly are all Jews, except him, he was thrown out of the house for this reason and has sworn revenge on his family. This is a common trait of muslims, irrational oaths.

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