User:Frinko/Kyle Broflovski

Kyle was born in USSR

A little known fact about Kyle is that he is a frequent patron at the local Disco.

Kyle Brofloski was born in 1666 during the Soccer World Cup in USSR. He is well known for being the Muslim on South Park and for having the worst fashion sense in the show. Kyle is a big fan of poo and is known to have fathered two children with Mr. Hankey's alcoholic wife. When asked about this, Mr Hankey replied: "She was my sister. It would have been illegal for me to fuck her"

Kyle has attended South Park Elementary for the last 10 years and is now in the fourth grade. His teacher Ms. Garrison has often said that he was The Jew. When informed that he was in fact a Muslim she responded: A what? Mel Gibson does not approve of this kid.

Religion

Kyle Shown here in a Movie theater in the 1990's Cowarding about Hitler however little does he know Hitler has been Dead since 1945 and World War II has been over since 1945.

Contrary to common belief that Kyle is a Jew, he is in fact a muslim. The "Jew" misconception was an evil manical plot thought up by Eric Cartman, Possibly the best Dictator since Adolf Hitler. As we all know, Muslims are not to be approched under any circumstances and therefore, Cartman is technicly a hero for confronting this man on numerous occasions. Kyles famly are all Jews, except him; he was thrown out of the house for this reason and has sworn revenge on his family. This is a common trait of Muslims, irrational oaths.

Why Kyle is NOT cool

• Drinks melted ice cream
• He tells lame jokes
• Green hats are SO yesterday
• Rectum? I nearly killed him!
• Doesn't have a sidekick
• Always is real level headed and actually has a inner voice
• Is a daywalker
• Kyle's Mom's a Bitch

Why Kyle IS cool

Jew Super Powers!

• Has an adopted Canadian brother.
• That ushanka will FUCK YOU UP!!
• Has a Super Best Friend, not a sidekick.
• Is gay with said Super Best Friend.
• Is a JEW!! Come on...Jews are awesome.
• If his hat doesn't fuck you up, his Mom will.
• Can use his Jew superpowers to kill grues.
• Has a little bag of Jew Gold around his neck.

Things Kyle neither has nor wants

• Manners

Also See

• Stan Marsh
• South Park
• Cartman
• Butters
• Jew Scouts
• Jew Gold
• Jesus

The Sacred Host of Minor Jesii

Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names. If you are confused about which one you want to know to know to know to know it is it is yes. babs, it's probably Original Jesus.
Disco Jesus: Knows how to love you	What would Jesus smoke? Sweet smoking Jesus
Jesus of Nazareth: Singer and Songwriter	Parallel Universe Jesus:Dark Jesus
Jesus Christ - Alcoholic: Just like daddy.	Member of the Carpenters: Jeez
Jesus Fucking Christ: Working class hero and modern day sage	Semi-Jesus anthropormorphic personification: Messiah
Super Jebus: Western Sydney pimp	Raise one family and you will be a believer: Pet Jesus
Jesus Marx: Illegal Commie Clone	He's blonde, cultish, and believes in racial purity. No, it's not a Nazi, it's: Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
Republican Jesus: Has a "W" sticker on his SUV	An alpha prototype Christ: Jesus 1.5a
Hide and Go Jesus: The hardest one to find	That one in that band...Nightmare Cinema or something: Jesus LaBrie
коммунистический автомобиль: In communist Russia, he is saved by YOU!	But what If Jesus had lived in America
MC Jesus: The Jewish Rap Sensation	Blue in hue and bereft of beard too: Bizarro Jesus

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