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How I meat your mother.

Hello, nice to finally meat you. I'm sorry it is so very chilly in here but I tend to prefer my atmosphere in the colder climate as of late. I have prepared a very soothing salt water bath for you later, but first come, sit down by this wonderful log fire that I have made especially for us. Yes, smell that lovely hickory smoke in the cold, crisp, dry air? You don't mind if I play a little mood music, do you? I just love the band, The Cure...

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