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23,836,994 users are currently castrated, paralyzed, infected with Herpes, and/or disfigured for daring to see this page.
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Relax......
This article is certified safe for prudes. It is so tame, you could walk right up and poke it in the eye and it wouldn't fight back. The MPAA couldn't give it more than a PG rating, and even China has no desire to censor it. So just sit your family down in front of the computer, and bask in the warmth of its gentle humour.




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