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Hi! I'm Fred Larsen! It's really nice to meet you! All of my sentences end with exclamation marks! I could go on and on like this! And never stop! And you would just have to sit there and take it! This is how I get my jollies! I actually have fun doing this! In fact, I'm thinking of adding more of this tomorrow! If you don't like it, well, why don't you just go to church and listen to your pastor, who will tell you you're a moron! And that you should be sent to Hell! That's right, Hell! Hell is a terrible place! I wouldn't want to go there, no sirree! So maybe you should just stop reading this drivel! I'm going to keep typing and typing and typing until my fingers fall off, though! Like I say, I'm enjoying this! Oops, they fell off.