User:Freakinfarter
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“Freakinfarter once helped me negate my babboon butt.”
~ Harry Potter© on Freakinfarter
P.S. Now refer to me as "LOLOL". It's my new Nickname.
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| Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! |
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| 4 | This user has written 4 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter. |
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| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades. |
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| This user's IQ is OVER 9000!. |
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| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
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This user is reading your thoughts! |
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| No user serviceable parts inside. |
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| This user is an evil clone of Narf, the Wonder Puppy. |
| Ubx- Crapload | This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Barack Obama. |
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| RENT | This space for rent.
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| This user is a alarming oblivious lithium that likes to seizure while grisly hopeless toasters reward his hero. |
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| This user is the random pimpalicious babboon butt that frozen his toe inside of your babboon butt so you must negate him/her with your pimpalicious babboon butt. |
| \m/ | This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies. |
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| This user can see what you don't. |
| Q! | This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF ...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee (haha) |
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| This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer. |
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| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover. |
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This user is ARR-some! |
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
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| This user does not know how to shot web. Please help by teaching them. (List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject) |
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens. |
| ? | Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It. |
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This user was brought to you by the letter Z and the number 69. |
| .sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN |
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| Usb! | No, really! |
| USB!!!!!11 | NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
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| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference. |
| BS | This userpage is bullshit. |
| IP | This user's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
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| This user seriously needs to calm down. |
| [insert content here] | This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. |
| 1+ | This user has over 1 edit. Duh! |
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| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. |
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| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
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| This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family. |
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| This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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| Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. |
| sub | subliminal! |
| This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society. |
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| This user is a Mad Scientist. |
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
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| This user is a complete, irredeemable babboon butt. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and employs at the babboon butt. |
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. |
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| This user will give you a seizure. |
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. |
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| This user is a geek. |
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| This user is cooler than you. |
| sub | subliminal! |
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This user stops for hammertime. |
| hey! | The above wasn't my fault! |
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| This user is addicted to video games. |
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| no nj | This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet. |
| ETP | Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment. |
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| This user has eye beams. |
| MS-3 | This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak his mind. |
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| This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them. |
| This user is an administrator and messing with him/her could result in a ban. |
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| This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY! |
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. |
| This user believes participation in the smoking of bibles is an excellent activity, and everybody should do it. |
| Woohoo! | This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls! |
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| This user is a cereal killer. |
| This user likes to eat anything orange. |
| Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU! |
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has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00. |
| This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |
| This user just uses "that e browser" that came with his/her computer. |
| This user enjoys drinking beer. They may be afflicted with not giving a fuck, and extreme hangovers. |
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| This user believes in the matrix's and need to seriously get in touch with the real world |
| V | This user is a vegetarian, so you should be brandishing a stick of celery at them. |
| ETP | Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
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| This user is cooler than you. |
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| This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭ |
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
| ... | This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered. |
| es-F | This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one). |
| ca-G | This user does not speak Canajan, eh? and furthermore believes Canajan, eh? to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Canajan, eh?. |
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| NO | This user doesn't care. |
| This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you. |
| This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'". |
| AA! | AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! |
| Meow! | Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! |
| Woof! | Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! |
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| Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek! |
| EBG13-A | Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13. |
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| Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! |
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| This user does not know how to shot web. Please help by teaching them. (List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject) |
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens. |
| This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!! |
| ? | Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It. |
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This user was brought to you by the letter Z and the number 69. |
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| This user is a Mad Scientist. |
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| THIS IS SPARTA! |
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| This user is a complete, irredeemable babboon butt. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and employs at the babboon butt. |
| This user is homeless. |
| 中共 | This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. |
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| This user will give you a seizure. |
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| This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. |
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| This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so. |
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| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. |
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| This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. |
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| See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas. |
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| No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.
<-- See? |
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| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
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| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
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| Whoa! You made it! Good job!! |
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| This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you? |
| This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies |
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| This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to. |
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. |
| Batman | This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful... |
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This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world. |
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This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is). |
| WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it. |
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| This user is actually not Osama bin dipesh. They are an impostor. Get away. Now. |
| This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's. |
| This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime. |
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| This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. |
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
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| This user is a pyromaniac. |
| RAS | This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. |
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This user has tested positive for a mental illness on the Myers-Briggs Test ,not joking. |
| Gu |
This user believes everything they read. |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
| Usb! | No, really! |
| USB!!!!!11 | NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
| IP | This user's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
| This user is |
| no times. |
| This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
| Ubx- Crapload | This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Hitler. |
| Eeek! | This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
| en-N | This user is a native speaker of English. |
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| This user is a mutant. |
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
| that I can't count+ | This user has over that I can't count edits. |
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| This user's IQ is Higher than yours. |
| This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47. |
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| This user loves pi |
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| This user is cooler than you. |
| Member of the Order |
| This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead. |
| This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!! |
| du-0 | This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
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| This user seriously needs to calm down. |
| [insert content here] | This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. |
| ? | This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is. |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
| MEH | This user redefines lazy. |
| This user should not be trusted. |
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| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
| This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. |
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| This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
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| THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE. |
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| This user is cooler than you. |
| sa-N | This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. |
 | This User Is Better Than You
Give up now. |
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| This user likes to use redundant userboxes. |
| gb-3 | This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish. |
| gb-N | This user is a native speaker of Gibberish. |
| fig-A | Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Fight whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. |
| ht-1 | This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML. |
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. |
| And is a suspect of terrorism (List of other anti-Texans) |
| This user is an Indian. He watches too much cricket. (List of Indian Uncyclopedians) |
| $$$ | This user is a libertarian, so he or she thinks you would have been better off have been aborted, fundie! |
| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight |
| This user is genetically superior to most users. |
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| This user is addicted to video games. |
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This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run! |
| ? | This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is. |
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| This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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| This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer. |
| 0 | This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
| 0 | This user has recorded 0 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice. |
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha! |
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| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades. |
| This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Guys Who Have Never Been Laid. |
| 1+ | This user has over 1 edit. Duh! |
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| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. |
| This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head |
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| This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through! |
| This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Good girls keep diaries; bad girls rarely have the time. Help! |
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| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
| ABYSS | This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. |
| A x2 | This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once. |
| ABYSS x?,??? | This user IS The Abyss. |
| [insert content here] | This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. |
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| This user's IQ is Over 9000. |
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| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
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| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
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| Whoa! You made it! Good job!! |
The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy classified this page as mostly harmless
Anything you may experience while reading it is entirely your fault...guv.
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This user is reading your thoughts! |
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| This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you? |
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| This user is a mutant. |
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| This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them. |
| TA | This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. |
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
| [insert content here] | This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked. |
| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter. |
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| This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man! |
| This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return. |
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| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. |
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| This user loves pi |
| PIELAND | This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu. |
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This user is ARR-some! |
| ... | This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered. |
| This user is a Pudgist. ....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse. |
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| This user is the random pimpalicious babboon butt that frozen his toe inside of your babboon butt so you must negate him/her with your pimpalicious babboon butt. |
| Color | This user likes random colored userboxes. |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
| Usb! | No, really! |
| USB!!!!!11 | NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
| RENT | This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666. |
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| Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly. |
| .sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN |
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| This user can see what you don't. |
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| This user will give you a seizure. |
| Sense | This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. |
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| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight |
| sub | subliminal! |
| sub | subliminal! |
| sub | subliminal! |
| MEH | This user redefines lazy. |
| Temp | This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes. |
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| This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you! Be aware of this user's laser cannon. |
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| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover. |
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| This user watches Wheel Of Fortune. |
| Woof! | Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! |
| Gu |
This user believes everything they read. |
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This user has tested positive for PIES on the Myers-Briggs Test, really. |
| RAS | This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. |
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| This user is a pyromaniac. |
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
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| This user is a Mad Scientist. |
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| This user is homeless. |
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| This user fears the clowns. |
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| This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. |
| This user is a Net Authority Violator |
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| This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/******* |
| This user loves Maddox. Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn. |
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| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user. |
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| This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money! |
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| This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead. |
| This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein. |
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| This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her. |
| This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia. |
 | This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it? |
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| This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged. |
| This User is a zookeeper at the Un-Bestiary. Don't mind the smell. |
| This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species. |
| | This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia. |
| This user is Vietnamese ...and is an unwilling commie! (List of Vietnamese Uncyclopedians) |
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| This user is genetically superior to most users. |
| This user is a total UKer and knows how to spell. (British Uncyclopedians) |
| This user is fae Bonnie Scotland |
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This user is from wonderful Poland ...and is out to get your teen daughter! (List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia) |
| $$$ | This user is a libertarian, so he or she thinks you would have been better off have been aborted, fundie! |
| This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish. |
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This user Israeli ...Home of some angry Jews (List of Israeli Uncyclopedians) |
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| This user is an Indian. He watches too much cricket. (List of Indian Uncyclopedians) |
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This user is a crazy Estonian ... who will pwn ya all! (List of all the crazy Estonian Uncyclopedians!) |
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This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you! (List of all the Czechoslovakian Uncyclopedians) |
| This user is Cuban, all your base are belong to (List of Cuban Uncyclopedians) |
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| This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭ |
| This user is Colombian ...and is smuggling cocaine! (List of Colombian Uncyclopedians) |
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This user is Chilean and knows who's the owner of Nuts4Nuts (Uncyclopedistas Chilenos) |
| This user is Canadian ...and mildly smug about it! |
| This user is Brazilian. Sun! |
| Ceci n'est pas un Belge ...because Uncyclopedia frowns upon cursing. |
| (List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians) | |
| This user is Azeri Watch out, or you'll be fed the pilaf of doom! (List of Azeri Uncyclopedians) |
| This user is an Australian ... Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians) |
| This user is an
Anti-Communist, |
This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)
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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) |
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This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians) |
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| This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate. |
| C:\>_ | This user contributes using DOS. |
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| This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you. |
| This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer. |
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| Dialing... Verifying username and password... Shit! This user contributes using dial-up! |
| This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals. |
| This User can Drift and beat D.K. |
| This User has the Need for Speed. |
| hey! | The above wasn't my fault! |
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse. |
| NO | This user doesn't care. |
| Sex | This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you. |
| This user is an a-hole fan of an a-hole band. |
| This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
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| This user should not be trusted. |
| This user has been punished on the Un-Bestiary. |
| n00b | This user is a n00b. |
| This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately. |
| This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* |
| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* |
| ego | This user is a deluded egomaniac. |
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| This user is cooler than you. |
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| This user is a geek. |
 | Bad User This user is an asshole. Please avoid direct contact. |
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| This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. |
| This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets." |
| BROTRR | This user is a proud Rigist. |
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| This user, Freakinfarter, is a genuine Puppet Master. This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under 3 - 3000 pseudonyms, as referenced here. |
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| This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki. |
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| This user denounces BENSON. |
| This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user. |
| This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society. |
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This user be a midgit in disguise. |
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| This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. |
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| This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan. |
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| Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. |
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| This user is a Pudgist. ....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse. |
| This user is a member of DiZ's inner circle. Fear them. |
| JoW | This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. |
| 中共 | This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. |
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| This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family. |
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| This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. |
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| This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal. |
| 9/21 | This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists. |
| Q! | This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF ...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee (haha) |
| This user is a reincarnation of The Flying Spagetti monster. |
| Mr.McDude has approved this article to be a part of his master plan | 
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| Awww... How adorable! You made some other User happy and they left a kiss for you on your page!
Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u* |
| Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle! |
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| This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore. |
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| This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. |
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| This user is a alarming oblivious lithium that likes to seizure while grisly hopeless toasters reward his hero. |
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| This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
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| This user supports the giving away of free iPods. |
| This user raises their own chickenbox. |
| Formerly lost among the dregs of obscurity, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... |
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| This user wants [[This page]] featured. |
| Eeek! | This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
| Official | This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. |
| Ubx- Crapload | This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page. |
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| This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47. |
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| This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok24-7. |
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| This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |
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| This user is an evil clone of LABELORD. |
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| No user serviceable parts inside. |
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00. |
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| This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead. |
| This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg. |
| This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg. |
| ♀♂ | This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know. |
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
| ♀ | This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice. |
| This user is an angel. |
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. |
| This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac. |
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| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. |
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| This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so. |
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| This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. |
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| This user's IQ is 42,000,000,000,000,000,000. |
| left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians) |
| In Latin they would be sinister. (List of left-handed Uncyclopedians) |
P.S:The anonymous, and alien anteater userboxes got mixed together. anonymous says: "This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is." Alien Anteater should be readable. P.P.S:The n00b text was supposed to go with the pic of yoda.
| and is certain s/he doesn't know |
| and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know |
| This user is a militant atheist. |
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| This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets." |
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| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through! |
| This user is Taoist, and believes in the divinity of all sentient beings. Don't be a dick or he/she'll kick your ass using Goa Tse Do. |
| This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith. |
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| This user is a Christian
(as long as they put a dollar in the box) |
| This user is a Discordian -- at least in some sense. |
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| This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan. |
| This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof. |
| This user is  , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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| This user is a Jewish-American princess and you will buy her some new shoes. (List of JAPS) |
| This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such. |
| This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. |
| This user is Mormon and believes all articles will be featured, but there will be 3 levels of VFH. He/she has a book that could change your life. |
| This user is Muslim. He/She believes all articles may become featured through submission to the will of Allah. |
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This user is ARR-some! |
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This user be a midgit in disguise. |
| This user is a Pluralist. Because to them, religion is like a buffet, a chance to pick and choose. |
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| This user has been purified. |
| Mahm00 shite | This user is a follower of Mahm00schism. Bow before them! |
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| THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE. |
| .EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT |
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| ETP | Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment. |
| This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls. |
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| This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of his country. |
| This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in. |
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
| This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging. |
| This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain |
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| This user has eye beams. |
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| This user has eye beams. |
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die. |
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| This user is a veteran/combatant of the war. |
| This user supports the genocide of crappy articles. |
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| ? | This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is. |
| Bad User This user is an asshole. Please avoid direct contact. |
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| This user is a geek. |
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| This user is cooler than you. |
| ego | This user is a deluded egomaniac. |
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* |
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* |
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| This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately. |
| sub | subliminal! |
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
| n00b | This user is a n00b. |
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| MEH | This user redefines lazy. |
| This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her |
| This user has been punished on the Un-Bestiary. |
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| This user should not be trusted. |
| This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets. |
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| This user is an a-hole fan of an a-hole band. |
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This user idolises Dr. House but since Everybody Lies, you can't be sure how much. |
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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| This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
| Sex | This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you. |
| NO | This user doesn't care. |
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse. |
| hey! | The above wasn't my fault! |
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| This user is addicted to video games. |
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| This User has the Need for Speed. |
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| This User can Drift and beat D.K. |
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| This user believes in the matrix's and need to seriously get in touch with the real world |
| This user is a demon, and is afraid of God. Please summon Gosh instead. |
| LENT | This user would give up uncyclopedia for Lent if they weren't a serial rapist. |
| WARNING: this user is a little floating ass Now get the fuck out! |
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| This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today! |
| This user has no featured articles. He is a failure. Feel free to point and laugh. |
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| 5 | This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
| 2 | This user has recorded 2 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice. |
| This user has created/stolen from wikipedia 8 userboxes as one liners are easy. |
| This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too. |
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| In Latin they would be sinister. (List of left-handed Uncyclopedians) |
| This user is right-handed.
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