User:Fou-Lu
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[edit] WARNING
| SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: |
| Fou-Lu May Cause Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, Heartburn, Diarrhea, Heat Stroke, Gonorrhea, Strokes, G.R.I.D.S, Depression, Dementia, Insanity, Amnesia, PTSD, Internal Bleeding, Anal Fissures, Anal Seepage, And May Complicate Pregnancy |
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“My sources say no.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Fou-Lu
“Fuck Fou-Lu.”
~ Pope John Paul II on Fou-Lu
“Many times have I fantasized of raping Fou-Lu.”
~ Eminem on Fou-Lu
“VENIVIDIFOVLV”
~ IVLIVSCAESAR on FOVLV
“At this time, I have nothing to say on the subject of Fou-Lu.”
~ Template:USERNAME on Fou-Lu
“All Fou-Lu are created equal. But some Fou-Lu are more equal than others.”
~ George Orwell on Fou-Lu
“Damn the Fou-Lu! Full speed ahead!”
~ David Farragut on Fou-Lu
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this User Page.”
~ Ronald Reagan on Fou-Lu
“I came, I saw. I left”
~ Julius Caesar on Fou-Lu
“A spam bot hit our Links page. But, the bot has no browser info, it's like yelling "I'M INVISIBLE I'M INVISIBLE" the lack of browser info now tells me that he's a spam bot. I guess he didn't get the memo: Nobody gets past Oryan's code”
~ Oryan on Spambots
“"The BSOD is the most popular part of Windows! I get thousands of calls on the help line about it, every week!"”
~ Bill Gates on The Blue Screen of Death
“If we bomb Iraq, Bin Laden will die in Afganistan.”
~ Bush on Bin Laden
“I'll suck every man in the union”
~ Monica Lewinsky on Running for President
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