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We have found out that you're trying to view a nonexistent page. No, for real, this page does not exist. This besotted page is just a product of your imagination. There's nothing to see here. You can't even be here. You can't be at a place that doesn't exist. Who am I talking to?
You remember the Uncyclopedia "Danger" template, do you? I mean the alternate one, about maimings. Well, that will happen to you if you don't resist the temptation to click that redlink on that bookmark. Don't say I didn't I warn you.
Abort immediately unless besotted defeats her saxophone returns to Tweety-Bird in the Last National Bank