User:Flyingbird

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Hi, my name is Flyingbird. I perceive reality from quite a distance, on the average I fly at heights of 200 meters or more. Some people maintain that I have a distorted view of reality because of this, but I think the contrary is true, from this distance, this world makes more sense than when you walk on it like most humanoids do. I do have the choice of walking on the earth as well, I do not fly all of the time, that is why the contents of some of my articles will be quite down-to-earth. Mostly they are lofty, though.

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