User:Flutter

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded.
	Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
	If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
	but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

His Excellency Ferdinand Edralin Marcos has issued Proclamation 1081: This article is now under Martial Law. Only registered users of The Kilusang Bagong Lipunan can edit this article because some of you fucktards don't know the difference between SATIRE and SHIT!

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NOM MY ARTICLEZ!!!! (It will happen sooner or later.....)

30,314 people converted to Goa Tse Do

Userboxes and REBELLION!!

Stuff

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

4000+

This user has over 4000 edits.

7/07	This user joined Uncyclopedia on July 29, 2007.

THIS IS SPARTA!

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 5 years, 10 months and 21 days.

This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

TA	This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

NO	This user doesn't care.

This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

This user has been blocked 1 time.

few	This user has written few articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

1+	This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

This user raises their own chickenbox.

This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

This user has found The red balloon of awesomeness!!! Bow down to them!!!

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user dabbles in trifling.

This user is licensed to spell.

H8H8	This user hates users who hate Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as them.

This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

To win the game, this user must have killed him, John Romero.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user's IQ is smart kitten.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

BS	This userpage is bullshit.

This User recognizes the awesomeness of Butters!

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

No user serviceable parts inside.

sub	subliminal!

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing.

IP	This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.

RENT	This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.

This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

NO	This user doesn't care.

.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT

RENT	This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.

This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user wants Main Page featured.

This user loves pi

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

9/21	This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.

no cowbell

This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

AA!	AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

MS-2	This user is able to contribute through speaking his mind at an intermediate level.

This user suffers from PMS Run, duck & cover

bu-0	This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.

This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

no nj

This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user understands American sign language.

This user thinks the Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within Another Fish is cool.

This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

sub	subliminal!

This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.

Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!

This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.

BENSON IS BETTER THAN THIS USER.

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

ego	This user is a deluded egomaniac.

This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user owns a Neopet and is using it to groom your children and for raping purposes.

This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.

Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

This user does not own a euroipod.

DIFF E

This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.

This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, and wishes he will gats firedfrom his job.

DIFF M

This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This user is an adventurer.

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

n00b	This user is a n00b.

Zork	This user edits the Zork trilogy.

This user edits Grueslayer.

ABYSS x?,???

This user IS The Abyss.

This user finished Hypercube. But in a parallel universe, he/she didn't. Weird, huh? :B

Abyss

This user edits The Abyss.

This user has eye beams.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

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The Star Wars thing is playing agian:...

This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is KWALITY!!.

Crud

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

RENT	This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.

usb	This user likes to use userboxes.

"This is a userbox. It gives you information about the user you are reading about." ~ Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious

usb	This user likes to use userboxes.

RENT	This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.

Temp	This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

Usb!	No, really!

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

Ubx- Crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

Uhh	Uhhhh... Ummmmm...

en-N	This user is a native speaker of English.

es	Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Español whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

enr-0

This user does not understand Engrish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

AAAAAAAAA!

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enl-L

Thith uther thpeakth English, but Louder with a really thexy lithp.

DUH

Duhhh!

re-N	This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.

fig-L

Thith uther thpeakth Fight with a really thexy lithp.

tlh-G

This user does not speak Klingon and furthermore believes Klingon to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Klingon.

fr-1	This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

fh-0	This user does not understand Fuckhead and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

Duh

Yes. File:Kathy.jpg

Flutter Insurrextion!!!

“Look. The people you are after are the people you depend on. We check your spelling. We huff your trash. We redirect to your article, we format your text. We even guard your articles while you sleep. Do not fuck with us”

~ Administrators on vandals

“My sources say no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on whenever Flutter's templates would be useful.

“Flutter or Flitter?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Flutter

“AAAAAAAAA”

~ AAAA AAAAAA AA AAAA AA AAAAA

“For Flutter, all seven deadly sins!”

~ Fritz Lang on Flutter

, Metropolis, 1927

“HELP!”

~ Journey to the Lost Isle-er's Sockpuppet on help

“Jump. Flutter around.”

~ Fly on 30,314 different sports

“Don't count on it.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on whenever Flutter's games are fun.

“For Flutter, all seven deadly sins!”

~ Fritz Lang on Flutter

, Metropolis, 1927

“Wait... I heard this quote from somewhere...”

~ Halsoft on brain Flutter

my mood ring

average reading active not under great stress

My Timezone time

4 ppl who live in the Pacific Time Zone:

• 00:00 UTC - 5:00 PM
• 07:00 UTC - 12:00 AM (New day)

Elsewhere on the Internet

• YouTube: KadoatieXD
• Neopets: limpetsniper_76592, originally limpetsniper_76, then limpetsniper_765, limpetsniper_7659
• Twitter: HorologiumChris
• MySpace: Chris Noumer
• Photbucket:
• Illogicopedia: Flutter
• Look at my bio for the wiki ones.

My Crappy Articles and random stuff (Souled Out everything)

SUPERBRAWL IS GHEY!!

Nachos!!!

This list show the history of the articles I made. All of the 2007 are near dupicates of other articles at that time. That's why they're crappy.

• Moogle vs. Kitten War (2007)
• Moogle rights (2007)
• Moogle Bop Sound
• Category:Mega Recipes (my first category) (2007)
• Mega Recipe:Young Male Child (2007)
• Mega Recipe:Grilled Moogle Head (2007)
• Viera vs. Kitten War (2007)
• Mega Recipe:Lutefisk Fesk (2007)
• Ancient Kittenolivia official (2007)
• Yucatán (2008)
• ❦ (2008)
• Sailor Earth (2009)
• Sailor Sun (2009)
• Argos (planet) (2009)
• Lexicon (2009)
• Extrasolar planet (2009)
• Neopia (2009)
• UnNews:New habitable planet in Gliese 619 discovered beyond Neopia's orbit (2009)
• Gliese 581 c (2009)
• Captian Huggy Face (2009)
• Zula (2009)
• Nayelista (2009)
• UnNews:Fishy buisness in BD+20 307 system (2009)
• 55 Cancri e (2009)
• UnNews:Man fights bear over sandwich (2009)
• 16 Cygni Bb (2009)
• Ancient Kittenolivia (2009)
• WordGirl (2009)