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His Excellency Ferdinand Edralin Marcos has issued Proclamation 1081:
This article is now under Martial Law.
Only registered users of The Kilusang Bagong Lipunan can edit this article because some of you fucktards don't know the difference between SATIRE and SHIT!

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Villianc This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
UnNews Logo Potato This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
4000+ This user has over 4000 edits.
7/07 This user joined Uncyclopedia on July 29, 2007.
Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
8 years, 6 months and 12 days.

Numbersix This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
NO This user doesn't care.

This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

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1 time.
few This user has written few articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Evilbug-lalalalala42 This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
Hiding kitty This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
Chickenbox2.0 This user raises their own chickenbox.
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
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Bow down to them!!!

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Trifle This user dabbles in trifling.

Licence to Spell This user is licensed to spell.

H8H8 This user hates users who hate Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as them.

Bmup smaller This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

BBRN To win the game, this user must have killed him, John Romero.

Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos

Brain This user's IQ is smart kitten.

Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
Buttersstotch This User recognizes the awesomeness of Butters!
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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Hanshaketiny This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

Leftswordguy An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing.
IP This user's IP is

Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.


This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

NO This user doesn't care.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Blackknight This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Potatohead aqua This user wants Main Page featured.

Pi3.14 This user loves pi
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!

Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
MS-2 This user is able to contribute through speaking his mind at an intermediate level.
PMSScream This user suffers from PMS
Run, duck & cover
bu-0 This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.

SignLanguage This user understands American sign language.
Bmup smaller This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

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Unicorn small This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small
Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
MagicWand.jpg This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
Leagueofbenson This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.
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Che santoru This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

Shoyru This user owns a Neopet and is using it to groom your children and for raping purposes.
Purple monkey dishwasher

This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.

Bigbroeye Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
Noeuroipods This user does not own a euroipod.
DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.

This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, 'cos he gave them an F.

DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
Straight This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
n00b This user is a n00b.
Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.
Grueslayer This user edits Grueslayer.
ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.

50px-8-cell.gif This user finished Hypercube. But in a parallel universe, he/she didn't. Weird, huh? :B

Abyss This user edits The Abyss.

Bjorkbeams This user has eye beams.
48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

The Star Wars thing is playing agian:...
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is KWALITY!!.


Crystal Clear app kcmdf This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.


"This is a userbox. It gives you information about the user you are reading about."
~ Captain Obvious
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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

Usb! No, really!

Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
PWNED! This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
es Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Español whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
enr-0 This user does not understand Engrish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
enl-L Thith uther thpeakth English, but Louder with a really thexy lithp.
DUH Duhhh!
re-N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.
fig-L Thith uther thpeakth Fight with a really thexy lithp.
tlh-G This user does not speak Klingon and furthermore believes Klingon to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Klingon.
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
fh-0 This user does not understand Fuckhead and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.


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“If I ever met him, I would surely engage in sexual activities with this brilliant man. He is quite charming.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde

“Reply hazy, try again.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on whenever Flutter's templates would be useful.

“Flutter or Flitter?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Flutter


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“Jump. Flutter around.”
~ Fly on 31,308 different sports


“My sources say no.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on whenever Flutter's games are fun.

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“Wait... I heard this quote from somewhere...”
~ Halsoft on brain Flutter

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Elsewhere on the Internet

My Crappy Articles and random stuff (Souled Out everything)


This list show the history of the articles I made. All of the 2007 are near dupicates of other articles at that time. That's why they're crappy.




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