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edit Commie Day
A full day every Wednesday dedicated to making fun of commies and joking about commies like the commie preamble: We the people in order to crush an inferior nation, establish coensorship ensure a domestic death penaly. Provide for communist way insure the general wellfare and we do ordain and establish this preable against everything but communism.
cows are gods they can communicate tellepathicly with very special owners, they are plotting against us at this very moment, hmmmm. but also provide americas favorite meat cow flesh yum.
nothing is perfect, except cows and rocks because they are living gods.
edit CGI LOTR
You will give me all of your money
edit Money makes the world go round
Money funds gravity, force, inertia, cintrifugal force, and all that other crap
Mc. Donalds iis the most disgusting repulsive horrific thing every to touch the planet ughetrhgshags.!
edit 5th grade war
5th grade massacre crisis