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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 3 years and 11 days.
Welcome to my
home. Please, make yourself comfortable. But don't step on the carpet. Oh god no. Not the carpet. Anything but the carpet.
Please, talk to me . I'm lonely.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
This user says things that may not be work safe.
Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
I are not dead.
FleshEatingDeathMaggots has been killed resurrected by GOD Satan?
This user is too busy eating people to make a decent article.
This user hates .
Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to
This user uses Google Chrome, because it's G o o g l e.
This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
This user is a n00b.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
This user does not have a user page at
because he or she thinks that they take things
too seriously over there.
This user is a demon, and is afraid of God. Please summon Gosh instead.
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
This user can see what you don't.
This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.
This user is really gullible!
This user identifies as asexual as it sounds better than 'virgin'.
This user considers him/herself an intermediate and so probably has some sort of social life.
This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.
This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
This user is a and therefore creepy.
This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the and anything to do with it.
Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
THIS IS SPARTA!
NO, REALLY TRULY
This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
This user is a
and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
MS-3 This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak his mind.
This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.