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Welcome to my home. Please, make yourself comfortable. But don't step on the carpet. Oh god no. Not the carpet. Anything but the carpet.
I don't know why I posted the WIP. It is my page after all. Whatever, I like the pretty colors.
Anywho, this is my page! Yay!
This user is a metal head! Go fuck yourself if you aren't a believer.
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This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
This user says things that may not be work safe.
This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.