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Welcome to my home. Please, make yourself comfortable. But don't step on the carpet. Oh god no. Not the carpet. Anything but the carpet.
I don't know why I posted the WIP. It is my page after all. Whatever, I like the pretty colors.
Anywho, this is my page! Yay!
This user is a metal head! Go fuck yourself if you aren't a believer.
This user is probably a sociopathic serial killer. Please, leave your shoes at the door.
This user listens to Tool. You probably haven't heard of them, and even if you did, you just wouldn't understand.
This user kills hipsters. He also doesn't see any irony in that whatsoever at all.