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Final Fantasy V
Final Fantasy V is the last fantasy you will ever have about the letter V. It is also a video (japanese: bidio) game. It involves the story of Butt the guy, and his friends on a mission to destory Famine, the Uncyclopedia admin.
It is believed the reason Butts smells like ass is due to his name, of course those people are idiots; Butts smells because he lives with a chocobo and never bathes.
Reina prefers to be called Rain Ah, this is because she is a princess, somewhat autistic, and makes her name sound more wapanese.
Fairess is a waitress on some pirate ship and usually serves the pirates moldy cheese and fingernails. This angers the pirates very much. She's also a lesbian.
Kururururiririrerurarira or just Krill is Gaypoo's granddaughter; she enjoys walks on the beach.
Gaypoo suffers from arthritis and as a result has amnesia often; he dies.
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NOBODY EVEN KNOWS FINAL FANTASY XIV IS RELEASED!