User:Flammable KUN

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Flammable Quality Short

Well, thank God for that.

Flammable!
KUN
Knight Commander of the Order
Flammable

CRUSHERBOT wants to get to know you better too.

TH - Do not want

Stop asking me to do stuff! I'm only back for a few days!

du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
[[Asshat ah-0]] This user does not understand Asshat and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fh-0 This user does not understand Fuckhead and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.
Deletion Award This user is an administrator and messing with him/her could result in a ban.
Thermite

On Aug 22, 2005, Flammable was dubbed the Avatar of Thermite. Handle cautiously. Point at crap. Fire.

Hippos

Hungry, Hungry Oprahs!










Usage Manual

Please read this prior to using User:Flammable on any page or other user. However, do NOT read the next section.


Introduction

Flammable is a resident writer. Lives in a barrel suspended above Niagara Falls when not at school.

Also, he is a former professional Silent football player who loves to be set on fire.

As of August 22st, Flammable has been dubbed the Avatar of Thermite. Be wary of this when requesting deletions or other administrative action.

Usage

During operating hours, Flammable is easily called upon by placing crappy articles (i.e. those that fail to pass Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid) in QVFD, if he is not already on patrol. If he accidentally incinerates one of your articles, please take it up with him on his user page, and not by posting editorial comments as pages, log comments or anything otherwise inappropriate and immature.

Quick-use guide shown below (in pleasantly animated format, no less)
Burnination
QVFD 101
Only you
can prevent
burnination.


Warnings

To use your Flammable efficiently and safely, be sure to remember the following safety tips:

  • Point away from face.
  • Point away from actual content
  • Do NOT harass super happy fun Flammable
  • Do NOT flame Flammable. He is likely to ignite and destroy you for it.
  • Do NOT eat Flammable. In case of accidental ingestion, call local poison control center. If you're hungry, he'll cook for you. Honest.
  • Flammable is not safe for use around children, pets, n00bs, trolls, or other miscreants

Appendices

Flying Spaghetti Monster

  • Credit for original concept goes to Bobby Henderson at venganza.org

Demerits

Ninjastarren


Other Awards



Caternest You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month September 2006


Inflammable means Flammable? What a country! --PantsMacKenzie 16:33, 17 Jan 2005 (EST)

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