From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
According to the source of Evil, Shoggoths were created a long time ago in a far far  away galaxy by a bunch of winged star shaped headed creatures. It's bullshit of course. Everybody knows Shoggoths are an invention of HotPockets Lovecraft.
A Shoggoth is usually described as a huge, oily, black creature. Yeah, just like Barry White.
edit Notable notes
- ↑ far
edit Edward The Head
“That poor guy: he's so skinny! Let's give him a job!”
Edward was born from the love relationship between a corpse and black magic, about whoknows years ago. When he was just a little crazy brain-eating-people-slaughtering monster he was adopted by the Iron Maiden (he's, from a legal point of view, Bruce Dickinson and Steve Harris' son), who eventually decided he would be their new manager. However, since Edward tended to chew the head of every music critic, including the ones that positively criticized the band, they decided he was perfect for stage guarding: today his job consists in making sure that no-one and nothing tries to hug, touch, high five, rape, take a picture of and say hello to one of his friends.