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This is a thing for my things:
Art-Tickles:
Onion Unnews:
- UnNews:SFPD puts large dent in Mexican toy cartel
- UnNews:Alaskan senate race update: Everybody wins
- UnNews:Die hard Potter fan mistaken for homeless person
- UnNews:TSA needs more agents willing to grope elderly
- UnNews:Local author gives up on dream
- UnNews:Obama cancels Christmas
- UnNews:Arsenic poisoning discovered in California lake
- UnNews:Emirates to build Burj Khalifa knock-off next to Burj Khalifa
- UnNews:Poll: Americans sympathize with cockblocked politician
- UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel
- UnNews:Developments in exoplanet search gives new hope to "lesbian planet" theory
- UnNews:Two dumb cunts win journalism award
- UnNews:Thousands of people would rather wait in line at a fast food joint than donate to a cause they support directly, study says
- UnNews:Mediocre athlete admits to doping
Media Flies:
These is some good ones and also my favorite
- Salamander
- Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition
- Battle of Gettysburg
- Poop Cuisine
- J.D. Salinger
- The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships
- World Wildlife Fund
- Holocaust denial denial
- UnNews:Man masturbates wildly to internet pornography and cums all over Pat Buchanan
- UnNews:Man Poops on Obama
- UnNews:Getting oiled-up fails to make seabird more attractive to females
Other Important Literature/Shit
PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! I'M THE WINNER!
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OK YOU GO NOW. BYE.
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