From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
| This text adventure sucks because it is still under construction.|
The author will finish it later. Or maybe not. You know, they're kinda lazy lately. Go away!
You are trapped in an alternate reality. All you see are colours arranged in neat little squares. Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue and White. You feel a twist, and your head is 20 metres away from your body and facing a different direction. Suddenly you understand - You are inside the 5th dimension of a Rubik's Cube!!!
>That's the worst plot line I've ever heard.
Look, I'm the narrator, I didn't write it!