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“This is the user page of the Uncyclopedia editor who calls himself Filanator”
~ Captain Obvious
I'm so bored, I'm going to create my own page.
What's more, it's going to be made entirely of links. Just random pages. Well, when I'm done anyway. By the way, feel free to add links.
Thankyou for visiting my humble page.
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I'm a student from Australia, as you can tell by my little template up there. No-one touch that template.
[edit] Quotes
“This person occasionally edits Uncyclopedia, and calls himself Filanator”
~ Captain Obvious on Filanator
“Filanator is dead. Filanator remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Filanators simply to appear worthy of it?”
~ Friedrich Nietzsche on the death of Filanator
“The only thing worse than being Filanator is not being Filanator”
~ Oscar Wilde on not being Filanator
“I hate that guy.”
~ God on Filanator
[edit] My Editing Status
I joined Uncyclopedia on the 15th of June, 2007. Since I'm a member of the Grue army (Red and Black Squadron) I get rid of graffiti a lot, and as a member of the Comma Brigade I proofread a lot of stuff. Generally, however, I add stuff to unfinished text adventures.
Actually, I think I might make my own text adventure. Update: I've started now, here it is. Feel free to add to it.
[edit] What I look like
Several people think I am a vampire and/or am about to kill 5 million Jews (I'm not racist by the way, I just look like Hitler without a moustache). I have what looks like a combover but isn't, and I am constantly solving my Rubik's Cube. It's actually an addiction. I'm not proud.
[edit] My Interests
My interests include:
- Reading
- Science
- School
- General nerdy stuff
- The Grue Army
- Uncyclopedia text adventures. Hopefully, I can finish them all. Then I'll get to add more userboxes
- Userboxes
[edit] My Userboxes
I'm such a userbox whore.
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| This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
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| This user loves pi
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| This user is a complete, irredeemable hairball. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and employs at the hairball.
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| This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.
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| AA!
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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| USB!!!!!11
| NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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| This user seriously needs to calm down.
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| This user's IQ is Over 9000.
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| This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A day without sunshine is like night. Help!
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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Ubx-
Crapload
| This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to hell.
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| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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| This user gots a shuvel. Yes he/she does.
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| Temp
| This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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| This user is a bulbous buffoon-like cake that likes to legislate while emo ill-bred shanks ablate his cake.
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| This user is the random tawdry hairball that modeled his scrotum inside of your hairball so you must pass him/her with your tawdry hairball.
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| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
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| This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.
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Pirates do it till you walk the plank.
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| This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with NecroTech again.
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| This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!
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| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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| This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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| This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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| This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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| This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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| This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.
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| Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
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This user be a midgit in disguise.
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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| This user will give you a seizure.
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| This user is a geek.
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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| n00b
| This user is a n00b.
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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| UBX
| This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
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| This user should not be trusted.
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This user does not have a user page at
Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things
way too seriously over there.
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Hey! Hey!
You! You!
This user wants to be your girlfriend!
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| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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| This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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| This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
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| This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.
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This user is a
Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
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| This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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| MS-4
| This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!
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| sa-P
| This f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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Yes, I am a Marree-man-Firefox-User-Pimaniac-Bat-fuck-insane-person-AAAAAAAAAAAAA!-Vampire-master-editor-
religion-hater-userbox-lover-grue-hyped-up-guy-Barney-hater-communist-smart-person-hostage-
in-Chinese-cookie-factory-person-who-is-approved-by-Mr.Ducky-mutant-boy-poor-person-Camelotian-
person-with-lots-of-userboxes-gots-themselves-a-shuv'l-has-space-for-rent-not-American-but-
Australian-template-userbox-lover-random-thing-anti-Texan-straight-person-Opera-lover-person-
who-can-be-found-on-Frappr-pirate-zombie-miser-assassin-bananaphone-lover-backwards-person-
Uncyclopedia-lover-127.0.0.1.-person-who-really-likes-userboxes-cabalist-Grand-Conspirator-
person-who-knows-the-awful-truth-about-hummingbirds-Pudgist-person-who-is-approved-by-Satan-
subliminal-guy-unicorn-supporter-FSMist-ADD-person-Anti-BENSON-ite-member-of-the-evil-Atheist-
conspiracy-coulrophobe-mad-scientist-not-Napoleon-paranoid-guy-cowbell-addict-seizure-guy-
geek-deluded-egomaniac-profane-person-hater-n00b-lazy-person-person-who-doesn't-like-other-
people-messing-around-with-his-userboxes-untrustworthy-person-
Wikipedia-hater-musician-person-who-simply-doesn't-care-ninja-person-whose-head-asplode-
homocidal-environmentalist-mercenary-indiscriminate-pillager-Jihadist-veteran-of-the-n00b-
r0xx0r-member-of-the-gure-army-sniper-text-adventurer-stickler-for-spelling-person-who-
speaks-his-mind-pika-pika-pika-hater-sarcastic-person-random humourist-proofreader-George-W-Bush-hater!
[edit] Useful Links
For me, not for you.
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
