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“What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?...My ass”
~ Barrett Holcomb on Jokes

Barrett "Fifty cal" Holcomb

Biographical information
Homeworld	San Diego
Date of foundation	Jan. 3rd 1994
Date of dissolution	?
Physical description
Species	Dracocorn
Gender	"Real" man
Height	6.4 Jesus feet
Hair color	Caramel brown
Eye color	crayola
Chronological and political information
Era(s)	1990's- present day
Affiliation	Lunch table Of Doom