User:Fifty cal

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“What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?...My ass”
~ Barrett Holcomb on Jokes
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Barrett "Fifty cal" Holcomb
Biographical information
Homeworld

San Diego

Date of foundation

Jan. 3rd 1994

Date of dissolution

?

Physical description
Species

Dracocorn

Gender

"Real" man

Height

6.4 Jesus feet

Hair color

Caramel brown

Eye color

crayola

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

1990's- present day

Affiliation

Lunch table Of Doom

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I'm a n00b, adopt meh!

edit My Works

George Dubya Bush


The George Dubya & Tacos section

I only did the "George Dubya & Tacos" section... It took like an hour total because of down time ( Weed,Weed, & Wee-...er...research )


UnNews:Usher booed off stage -- I did the article

edit And now time for something completely different

PARTYHARD


FSIG.jpg 00:30, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

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