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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.


RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!


Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.


This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
sub subliminal!
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Image:Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
This user is a pyromaniac.


This user fears the clowns.
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

NO This user doesn't care.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.
This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
This user loves pi
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user raises their own chickenbox.
This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

This user believes that admins are control freaks.
This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]
2 This user has contributed 2 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

[edit] UncyclopeCareer Milestones

  • 17:53, 15 July 2006 - First Edit.
  • 08:22, 25 November 2006 - First #1 Hit.
  • 08:53, 27 November 2006 - First Bottom of the Chart.
  • 06:18, 28 November 2006 - Beginning of First Flame War.
  • 15:43, 1 December 2006 - Converted to Zimism.

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