User:Ferric AlFerrous/Templates

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Trogdor

If you rage on my talk page you will be Burninated. Consider yourself warned.

One of my favorite things to do is find cool/funny templates and insert them where possible. These are some of my favorites. Now before you post in my talk page about how templates are fake and gay, I'd like to preemptively tell you to phuk off. Templates, while not as good as writing an actual article, do have the potential to be humorous. They are great for one-liners, funny pictures, and can add a nice touch[1] to an article.


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Reading this article will be regarded as a crime against Homeland Security and punished instantly, as we're watching you!
- U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security


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Spanish inquisition BLASPHEMY!!!

God hath declared ye article BLASPHEMOUS!!!.
It shall be deleted and its author shall be smitten immediately. Thus spaketh the Lord.

Do something about ye problem or else we shall be forced to bring out...the comfy chair! Duh-duh-duh!

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Robynhode

This image has been appropriated from wealthy artisans to feed the artistically poor.
In all likelihood, someone might be pissed.

Good for them, since Uncyclopedia claims a fair use policy.

Related categories:
Category:Appropriated images

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Dum This article is Dumb.
This article is complete trash, probably written by someone with SEHS. I hate it, and so do you. Please see the relevant discussion on the talk page.


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Stop hand This article might be funny in an Alternate Universe, but it isn’t in ours. GoldBender
Help it out by adding satire and humor actually related to the Ferric AlFerrous/Templates of our dimension.


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This article is a waste o' bandwidth. I just thought I'd tell you. It is as long as a book..


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Cat
B - o - r - i - n - g !
Hey, don't look at me.
I didn't write this crap!



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Kraspin One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


{ape-shit crazy}



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Legal disclaimer

This image shows (or resembles) a symbol that was used by the National Socialist (NSDAP/Nazi) government of Germany or an organization closely associated to it, or another party which has been banned by the Federal Constitutional Court of Germany.

The use of insignia of organizations that have been banned in Germany (like the Nazi swastika or the arrow cross) may also be illegal in Germany, Austria, Hungary, Poland, Czech Republic, France, Brazil, Israel, Canada and other countries, depending on context. In Germany, the applicable law is paragraph 86a of the criminal code (StGB), in Poland – Art. 256 of the criminal code (Dz.U. 1997 nr 88 poz. 553).

Therefore, if you are in Germany, Austria, Hungary, Poland, Czech Republic, France, Brazil, Israel, or Canada, fuck off, you're not allowed to read this or the government will get you.

Seriously. GTFO. This article might just call you a god-damn ni-*gets arrested*

Nazi Swastika


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Lawbook
Our lawyers (no, not the ones appointed by the judge for our, um, indiscretions, the ones we've hired to defend ourselves from lawsuits from people like you) have told us that following any of the instructions on this page could result in imprisonment, deportation, permanent injury, death, or making you look really really cool in front of your friends. Thus, we have to put this disclaimer up so when you go and do the dumb-ass thing that this article is talking about you won't sue us. Either don't do this thing or do it at a friend's house.


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Cowbell2 This article needs more cowbell.

You can help by adding more cowbell.



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FBI FBI WARNING: YOU ARE IN BIG BIG TROUBLE.
Simply viewing this web page is a Class I federal felony punishable by jail time and a hefty fine. Stop reading immediately and report to your nearest re-education center!

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{number of maimings} Template:Number of Maimings

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  1. not that kind of touch you perverts

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