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edit One hell of a nice guy.
While not always necessarily finishing last, Fazookus really is a nice guy. A graduate of the prestigious Ramapo College of New Jersey, he was accepted at the equally prestegious Heritage Foundation as their first "Devil's Advocate", only to be fired when it was discovered that instead of being a Liberal, he was in fact "...just a fucking wise-guy".
Fazookus spends most of his time in the pursuit, and dissemination, of Wisdom.
edit Evidence for the Prosecution
"I am too funny!"