How I Found Uncyclopedia
I found it through wikiHow. The policy clearly explains that if you'd like funny jokes, come here.
- Heather is a fashionista.
- Heather don't like Massie Block
- Heather like speaking in a cute way sometimes.
- Heather doesn't like those chat acronyms like lol and omg, but she likes BTW, G2G, WDYT, OIC, and i forget the other one.
- Heather doesn't wear any glasses
- Heather lives in New Jersey.
- Heather hates preppy stuff.
- Heather hates her school uniform as well
- Heather has the best secrets in the world to look best in the uniform ha-ha.
- Heather is an expert at paddleball.
- Heather hates getting her hair brushed.
- Heather hates washing her hair.
- Heather gets odd dreams.
- Heather is trying to be popular. But she isn't
- Heather wonders if you are still reading this
- Heather subscribes to American Girl and Discovery Girls
- Heather's most favorite shop is JCPenney
- Heather is
- Heather has a huge collection of bratz.
- Heather dreams of riding horses.
- Heather likes people on Uncyc who are nice.
- Heather is giving you a break now, this is the end of the long Heather list.
You will usually almost find me in Uncyclopedia IRC all day!
Friends on Uncyclopedia
• Food: Spicy chicken fries, ice cream, McDonalds, hamburgers, chicken sandwiches, french fries
• Hangouts: Pool, my house, friend's house, movie theaters, camp