Something involving an orange, 'cause it's Florida, dude!
Orange, Grape, and possibly Banana
"That guy", "Bread, of which I eat", "Meadow of Sheep, of which I eat", Dude
Oh no you didn't!
Possibly male. Most likely male.
“A distant wind blows by and you feel your hair flowing. It stays in an infinite animation cycle as you struggle to move; but you can't! Then, in the distance, you hear HIM laughing, mocking your every existence. You then realize you are in a 4Kids dub and are, therefore, eternally damned...for as long as the show lasts.”
“Wait..what the fuck are you doing!? Stop putting those damn pictures up in such a pointless fashion!”
~ Anonymous on Farley Grey slapping up pointless images
It all started on that one fateful day; the one in which the "register" button came into view. Once seen, everything had already been set into motion; there was no way anyone could've stopped it. The second coming of Jesus! Oh...and...Farley Grey joined Uncyclopedia.
Many things are blamed for the first coming of the member Jesus-er...Farley Grey. One could say the enter button was at fault. However, many blame the wretched letter keys that allowed him to type in his information...PERFECTLY. With not one mistake in sight, the registration was complete without the slightest resistance. One could say that the admins were at fault, but they'd be lying and committing treason simultaneously, thus being eligible to be justly burnt for their sins against Jesus-I mean...the admins.
Blame also rests upon the shift button, which allowed Farley Grey to execute perfect capitalization when writing his name. (It is a widely known fact that Farley Grey is powerless without his capitol letters. Farley loves them so much.) Though, many people dismissed this, as the shift key is much too far from hell and is therefore, considered heavenly. With the other keys out of the way, some peeps felt that it wasn't over until every witch had been crushed with a rock. So, they brought the number keys into the blame game, despite Farley's inability to type numbers into his name.
And what do you know? The number keys were prosecuted.
While Farley has been known to edit things every now and again, as well as review some articles, but now he has a full-fledged article! His first step into the line of evil. (Which, by the way, wasn't drawn straight. Someone needs to get a ruler or something and fix it.)