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|Offense||Length of Ban|
|Blanking Pages||9 and 3/4 days|
|Adverts||9 and 3/4 months|
|Vandalizm||9 and 3/4 days|
|Idiocy||9 and 3/4 weeks|
|Quote spamming||9 and 3/4 hours|
|Template Abuse||9 and 3/4 days|
|Other||X*months for X=(rand+1)|
Why would I so ban
poor people so randomly?
Servant of chaos.